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#127051 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 06:23 PM

Gah, you tease Junkman, I saw Autoscout and thought for a moment that R14 might be in Germany and therefore the vendor might entertain a discussion about exchanging it for cash. But no, it’s in France, and therefore not.

 

 

It's proudly in Belgium, thus the seller will very much entertain a discussion about exchanging it for cash.

Stop making excuses!


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#127052 OFFLINE   cort16

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 06:50 PM

It's got to be worth 2 grand for the motor and gearbox.

 

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Maybe not

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https://www.ebay.co....119.m1438.l2649


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


#127053 ONLINE   Ghosty

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 07:01 PM

Nobody bid, pls.

 

Auction pulled, texted the seller who claims to have sold it tonight for £1100. 

 

Convenient when the auction has 12 hours left and is at just over half that figure.

 

Verdict: CHANCING FLIPPER BASTARD


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#127054 OFFLINE   Tadhg Tiogar

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 08:07 PM

CX 22 TRS

Manual gearbox and choke on this PSA-powered one.
F*ck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside,
F*ck your Subaru, I have a horse outside.
And f*ck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside,
If you're lookin' for a ride, I've got a horse outside

#127055 OFFLINE   Vantman

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 08:30 PM

Auction pulled, texted the seller who claims to have sold it tonight for £1100. 

 

Convenient when the auction has 12 hours left and is at just over half that figure.

 

Verdict: CHANCING FLIPPER BASTARD

 

Something fishy there as it was on Gumtree yesterday for £650.


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#127056 ONLINE   Ghosty

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 08:34 PM

Are you kidding me? Have the sellers number so am tempted to text again tomorrow on a different number/some other tactic.

 

If anyone sees it for sale PM me.

 

I note the seller has pretty bad feedback but all over a year old so doesn't show at first glance.


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#127057 OFFLINE   Vantman

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 08:54 PM

Are you kidding me? Have the sellers number so am tempted to text again tomorrow on a different number/some other tactic.

 

If anyone sees it for sale PM me.

 

I note the seller has pretty bad feedback but all over a year old so doesn't show at first glance.

 

I have sent you a PM.


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#127058 OFFLINE   wrenchvolt

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 09:34 PM

https://www.gumtree.....0td/1295768832

 

CUNT


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#127059 OFFLINE   clayts450

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 11:00 PM

Rialto with ticket for £950 - seller seems genuine enough. Worth ringing up just to find out what's under the cat piss tarp if nowt else. Mini or Invacar ?

 

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#127060 OFFLINE   Matt

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 11:52 PM

Check this total shed out

 

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my beloved Citroen Xantia beloved

 

Riiiiiight.

 

 

it has had the oil changed every 10,000 and oil filter every 15,000,

 

Forgive me if I'm missing something really obvious, but isn't it standard fair to to both at the same time?

 

I want to restore it so bad.

https://www.ebay.co....tm/153013610287


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#127061 OFFLINE   Tadhg Tiogar

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 11:55 PM

Rialto with ticket for £950 - seller seems genuine enough. Worth ringing up just to find out what's under the cat piss tarp if nowt else. Mini or Invacar ?

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https://www.facebook...246522829253879


Mini under the tarp.
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#127062 ONLINE   Ghosty

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 02:43 AM

Audi 80 Avant TDI auto:

 

 

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#127063 OFFLINE   busmansholiday

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 08:03 AM

https://m.ebay.co.uk...3593?nav=SEARCH

Beige Skoda anybody

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#127064 OFFLINE   wrenchvolt

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 08:42 AM

Rialto with ticket for £950 - seller seems genuine enough. Worth ringing up just to find out what's under the cat piss tarp if nowt else. Mini or Invacar ?

 

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Had a Rialto for my first car. Bought it for £100.00 as a non runner. My dad got it running in the guys driveway within an hour after purchase. The most dangerous, lethal and exciting thing I've ever driven. Gave my mate a lift in it, but we decided to give it a speed trial. When I got to 85mph as claimed by the speedo, the rear perspex windows started to shake with vigorous comedic violence. We both shat our pants.


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#127065 OFFLINE   binhoker668

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 09:07 AM

Yup, would love a go at that Xantia - would be a mega satisfying rolling 'resto'.  Whitehaven's a bit far for me atm though...


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#127066 OFFLINE   Schaefft

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 09:09 AM

Very rare second gen Legend Coupe in rough shape. It's a shame that cars like this almost always end up in the hands of owners that think wheels like this are acceptable on any car...

 

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https://www.gumtree....tm_content=none

 

EDIT: Even the mileage stated in the ad seems to be wrong...

 

I've looked at one of these in somewhat similar shape last year. Before I could return with the money to buy it the owners dad destroyed the waterpump and blew the headgasket. Or that's at least what I was told. Morons as far as the eye can see...


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#127067 OFFLINE   clayts450

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 09:54 AM

216 Coupe auto £495 Merseyside - Ghosty to the beige courtesy phone please

 

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https://www.gumtree....top-/1298836311


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Posted 15 May 2018 - 10:02 AM

Shabby CityRover ticket till Feb 2019 (somehow) with all sorts of minor niggles and a big fuck off dent. £175 no bids, 8 hrs to go - Telford.

 

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https://www.ebay.co....EkAAOSw1t9a80Vn


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#127069 OFFLINE   busmansholiday

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 11:59 AM

https://m.ebay.co.uk...xgAAOSw4RZa-D5Q

Tatty Panda, currently at 200 coins.

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#127070 OFFLINE   MorrisItalSLX

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:09 PM

Austin Allegro 1100

 

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(The brown one)

 

https://www.ebay.co....KwAAOSwRyRa-dse


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#127071 OFFLINE   MorrisItalSLX

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:12 PM

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

 

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Gentlemen, form an orderly queue, wallets at the ready.

 

https://www.ebay.co....74AAOSwEaNa9w8q


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#127072 OFFLINE   davehedgehog31

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:15 PM

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/m74AAOSwE...

 

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Gentlemen, form an orderly queue, wallets at the ready.

 

https://www.ebay.co....74AAOSwEaNa9w8q

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Chod;

 

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#127073 OFFLINE   MorrisItalSLX

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:16 PM

MG Metro With Pepperpots

 

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I had the wheels powder coated

 

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Yes, you did. Shame about the nuts. (ooo fnar missus etc.)

 

https://www.ebay.co....l8AAOSw1xVa9Ilv


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#127074 OFFLINE   MorrisItalSLX

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:18 PM

MG Metro Without Pepperpots

 

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https://www.ebay.co....XQAAOSwSata9s9w


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#127075 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:50 PM

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/m74AAOSwE...

 

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Gentlemen, form an orderly queue, wallets at the ready.

 

https://www.ebay.co....74AAOSwEaNa9w8q

Not Y reg.  4/10 must try harder.


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#127076 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:52 PM

Audi 80 Avant TDI auto:

 

 

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Hmm.  If that's what these are worth now then I might have to pull my finger out and get mine sorted.  Although it's not quite as desirable being a saloon.



#127077 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:54 PM

4 wheel drive Mondeo with coolant leak.

 

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#127078 OFFLINE   MorrisItalSLX

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 12:59 PM

Not Y reg.  4/10 must try harder.

 

Also not beige with Maestro steering wheel and hubcaps.

 

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 01:28 PM

4 wheel drive Mondeo with coolant leak.

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/skQAAOSwo...

 

Very rare though.

 

Sounds like a PAS leak from where he is describing it.

 

Didn't realise how the 4x4 set-up steals boot space

 

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#127080 OFFLINE   busmansholiday

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Posted 15 May 2018 - 01:32 PM

https://m.ebay.co.uk...nIAAOSwlSda9ywF

Dobin looks impressed.

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