robinmasters Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 We know two things about WW; one, he requires numerous toilet stops on long journeys. Two, he has just bought a brown car with brown seats. Are these two facts connected? I'll pass if this roffles. Keymaster, The Moog, Joey spud and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 I'll pass if this roffles. You wont be the first to. Thats a toilet joke. chaseracer, Supernaut, robinmasters and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmasters Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 You wont be the first to. Thats a toilet joke. Potential brown BMW buyer: 'Cash I have a look at the interior?' WW: 'Are you seriously considering buying this, or just going through the motions?' The Moog, Jim Bell, They_all_do_that_sir and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 10, 2018 Author Share Posted April 10, 2018 "Can there be any movement on the money?" Yes but youll have to hold it very low and look away. Supernaut, puddlethumper, tonedepear and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Is that the tesco in Shields? If so you were very local to me. You could of called for a coffee but I would probably be at work or in the pub. Top bombing btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 That's absolutely ace. Double dare you to put beige seats in and an orange stripe down the side. Jim Bell and Supernaut 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnK Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 It does not. I should have kept the one out of the E46 thats now with JohnkDo you want it back? I can drop it off, I’m not interested in shit like that lol. Btw for all the roffle vultures I called dibs on this on Sunday evening when Ben sent me a text linking to the eBay ad and telling me he was buying it. It’s mine bitches when he comes to sell! Edit - might get my glovebox torch back then! purplebargeken, Jim Bell and The Moog 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Lovely, lovely car. Big engined automatics aren't top of everyone's shopping list (philistines) so you can bag a bargain - as WW just did! Absolutely divine. I'm also really, genuinely comforted to see that I'm not the only person on AS who's had endless grief off of the member who has now deleted his comments from this thread. I did a lot of soul searching, and really started to think I was a horrible person. Constant jibes, snide remarks, sarcastic comments - it was shite. In the end, it was me that extended an unnecessary olive branch just for a peaceful life. I'm now back in the initial mindset. Cockwombling wankpuffin. There. I feel better now. Tam, clayts450, Jim Bell and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 I wasn't expecting that. Panama brun you say? Brown-tastic - car seriously holds its own considering it's over twenty years old. I bet the Zafira took one look at this Deutsch wench and shit itself (more). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They_all_do_that_sir Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 What a glorious vehicle this is. I want to meet the person who walked into the stealers and specified those options! What must their house look like??? You need to obtain matching leather driving gloves at once Sent from my F3211 using Tapatalk Brodders, clayts450 and Jim Bell 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Snipes Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 This car is giving me the feeling a bit like in those crappy Purplebrick adverts just with my TT instead. Why did I buy that flipping TT when, literally, for the price of one shock absorber for the hopeless piece of crap I could have bought something like this? Only 30 ponies off in the power department between the two as well! (Not sure Mrs SiC would have shared my same sentiment admittedly. I got told off for always being drawn to the "crappy end" of a dealers forecourt when we last went car shopping a couple of weeks ago...)Like for the comments of Mrs SiC. My g/f goes even further; shes's ok with the idea of a £3.5k mountain bike but a Rover 825 Fastback is pure kryptonite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Lovely, lovely car. Big engined automatics aren't top of everyone's shopping list (philistines) so you can bag a bargain - as WW just did! Absolutely divine. I'm also really, genuinely comforted to see that I'm not the only person on AS who's had endless grief off of the member who has now deleted his comments from this thread. I did a lot of soul searching, and really started to think I was a horrible person. Constant jibes, snide remarks, sarcastic comments - it was shite. In the end, it was me that extended an unnecessary olive branch just for a peaceful life. I'm now back in the initial mindset. Cockwombling wankpuffin. There. I feel better now.He's a bully, that's why. Shit like him doesn't deserve to be on here. BorniteIdentity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatharris Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Come back into this thread to find there's been a slanging match. Boo. Not on. Take that shit elsewhere. Still in love with this thing man. Sent from my ONEPLUS A3003 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Do you want it back? I can drop it off, I’m not interested in shit like that lol. Btw for all the roffle vultures I called dibs on this on Sunday evening when Ben sent me a text linking to the eBay ad and telling me he was buying it. It’s mine bitches when he comes to sell! Edit - might get my glovebox torch back then!Yea but we also know how long you keep cars for, you may as well just save the roffle numbers and save time. Shit everyone up by just announcing out of the blue one Saturday in 6 months time that xxx has won, all these people owe me a tenner! Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 So when is billy coming for zaf cos obv your horn for beemer hasn't gone away Outside lane wanker (like) Cavcraft and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Just in the interests of full disclosure one of the mods contacted WW and strangeangel yesterday, W^2 decided to leave the thread as it was and give Mr A the benefit of the doubt on the grounds that everyone has a bad day and maybe he was spectacularly drunk or something. In an excellent example of teamwork and joined-up thinking I simultaneously went through the thread hiding the worst of the comments and gave strangeangel a warning point and a somewhat curt PM mentioning that the kind of language he used isn't appreciated. Mr S.A. has decided to biff off for a bit. Jim Bell, drum, SiC and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Mr S.A. has decided to biff off for a bit. Oh. That's a shame. Tadhg Tiogar and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 The online world is a strange place. Having met Strangeangel, he seems your typical nice bloke. I was somewhat staggered by the outburst. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 He’s a smashing lad, seems very out of character. That said, none of us want to see that sort of thing on here. Tam, flat4alfa, Jim Bell and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted April 11, 2018 Author Share Posted April 11, 2018 Is that the tesco in Shields? If so you were very local to me. You could of called for a coffee but I would probably be at work or in the pub. Top bombing btw. It is the one up on the Coast Road man yes. Its weird since its been done out. paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Spares & Tyres Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 The online world is a strange place. Having met Strangeangel, he seems your typical nice bloke. I was somewhat staggered by the outburst.So much of that in here at the moment, I'm getting bored of this forum. In the other hand, you know when a bunch of women live together and they synchronise their 'time of the month'? It's almost like this is happening on here. Anyway...... That BMW is great though. Only just seen this thread. I think you should track down the bloke who bought it new and get his photo up here. trigger and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 I've already found a photo of him. purplebargeken, solid61, LC Torana and 17 others 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldcars Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 This is class. Not normally a fan of these but this one is just brilliant. Would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rml2345 Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 What an utterly glorious colour combination. Even I'd consider that when it comes up for sale in 6 weeks or whatever.Top purchase man! Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 I’m guessing the first owner was a big fuckin deal. I’m thinking of the kind of guy from that old Audi advert or maybe his father Brodders 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 That's one Brown overload. It's Mrs Brown plus Dan Brown with The Crazy World of Arthur Brown thrown in. clayts450, Kiltox and GrumpiusMaximus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 That is one of the most inviting interiors I have ever seen. Well played sir, well played. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 I’m guessing the first owner was a big fuckin deal. I’m thinking of the kind of guy from that old Audi advert or maybe his father Yes. Video memes too! MorrisItalSLX, Kiltox and beko1987 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 These are actually very good. 170 bhp makes for a good cruiser but not the traffic light gp.In face it is just like my audi 'cept for the warning lights and limp mode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 For an extra £3000 you could have had a diesel 405 Top purchasing, enjoy! carlo, Christine, HillmanImp and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now