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E39 Brown Trout (tm) ROFFLE BACK OFF.


Jim Bell

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Oh.  What would it need to be for compliancy?   So my whole nine exhausting years of AS life has been a lie!  Oh no.

To be compliant, there are a few basic rules:

 

1. Mouth hidden by moustache.

2. Rotund.

2.5. Username pseudonym for sausage.

3. Loveable Irishman who lives in the tv.

4. Must have joined the beige in October 2010.

 

Apart from that, I don’t think there are any rules, as such.

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Well that sale didnt go as well as expected. To my great shame Flat4Alfa turned up bang on time and within 30 seconds of arrival, found some holes in it. To his great credit, took on the car anyway.

 

A reminder for me: when you buy a car blind, when the suns going down, in the rain, its probably worth getting wet having a lie down on the floor to look under it.

 

Should probably check the fluid levels rather than be all nonchalant too.

 

 

Flat4alfa: A+ buyer,

WilsonWilson : D- seller.

 

 

 

 

 

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Due to selling two motors in a weekend and another off to the bridge, I'm left without a daily.  So this is it !

 

Achieved 38.1 mpg for the 260 mile trip home.  Well that's according to the BMW MPGometer of lies.  Or are they pretty accurate?  I am not sure yet.

 

Will get it up on a ramp soon enough

 

Did a shakedown 'day out' with family yesterday, rather than get all oily.

 

In the meantime I will have to sort out that collection thread

 

THE WIFE LIKES IT !

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Due to selling two motors in a weekend and another off to the bridge, I'm left without a daily. So this is it !

 

Achieved 38mpg for the 260 mile trip home. Well that's according to the BMW MPGometer of lies. Or are they pretty accurate? I am not sure yet.

 

Will get it up on a ramp soon enough

 

Did a shakedown 'day out' with family yesterday, rather than get all oily.

 

In the meantime I will have to sort out that collection thread

 

THE WIFE LIKES IT !

Sorry dude, we're all in the huff and aren't talking to you

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Thaaaaat's fine.  There is a queue of first refusal requests in my inbox anyhow  :mrgreen:

 

 

I'm sorry to say that the SHOWER HEAD is missing from the boot. 

 

DISAPPOINT.  I had ideas for that, one was hanging it from the bumper in the form of a Bavarian Bososuku instead of the mandatory Subway carriage handle.

 

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Therefore, the house price will remain unaffected (for now)

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