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#451 OFFLINE   egg

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Posted 04 May 2018 - 04:24 PM

The new owner, whoever it is, needs* this

 

https://www.ebay.co....l8AAOSwVFlUIqJ7

 

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#452 OFFLINE   Datsuncog

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Posted 04 May 2018 - 04:43 PM

Youre either bang on time, too early OR too late. Nobody is sure any more. Dont worry though, everyone else is in the same boat.


Can some kind soul knock up a topic tag of "Experiments in Nonlinear Time" for similar threads in future?

Excellent!

(Thinking about it, we may also need to get some indemnification waivers drafted for all rofflees, in case someone ends up marrying their granddaughter by mistake, or something.)
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#453 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 04 May 2018 - 04:51 PM

Dont shame my fucking kink dude.
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#454 OFFLINE   Dick Longbridge

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Posted 04 May 2018 - 05:00 PM

Fat4Alfa isn’t allowed to buy it, because his username isn’t compliant. Therefore his purchase offer is null and void.
Yay, roffle!
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#455 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 04 May 2018 - 05:07 PM

username isn’t compliant

 

Oh.  What would it need to be for compliancy?   So my whole nine exhausting years of AS life has been a lie!  Oh no.


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#456 OFFLINE   Dick Longbridge

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Posted 04 May 2018 - 06:43 PM

Oh.  What would it need to be for compliancy?   So my whole nine exhausting years of AS life has been a lie!  Oh no.


To be compliant, there are a few basic rules:

1. Mouth hidden by moustache.
2. Rotund.
2.5. Username pseudonym for sausage.
3. Loveable Irishman who lives in the tv.
4. Must have joined the beige in October 2010.

Apart from that, I don’t think there are any rules, as such.
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#457 ONLINE   clayts450

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Posted 04 May 2018 - 07:42 PM

 

But for how long ? (expects another last minute buyer to come swooping in when 58 tickets have been sold).

 

 

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#458 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 03:06 PM

Well that sale didnt go as well as expected. To my great shame Flat4Alfa turned up bang on time and within 30 seconds of arrival, found some holes in it. To his great credit, took on the car anyway.

A reminder for me: when you buy a car blind, when the suns going down, in the rain, its probably worth getting wet having a lie down on the floor to look under it.

Should probably check the fluid levels rather than be all nonchalant too.


Flat4alfa: A+ buyer,
WilsonWilson : D- seller.





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#459 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 03:09 PM

CANCELED RAFLE AND CAR HAD HOALES BAD EBAYER WUD NOT USE AGEN BUT BROUGHT BM ANYWAY M8


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#460 OFFLINE   Dick Longbridge

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 03:50 PM

The condition of the undercarriage is irrelevant when the bodywork is so brown, sumptuous and shiny.
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#461 ONLINE   Christine

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 03:51 PM

Can't be that bad ,he hasn't left an 11 outside your house..


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#462 OFFLINE   HarmonicCheeseburger

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 04:06 PM

I do hope you you set the stereo to play nothing but Hoff quotes all the way home.


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#463 ONLINE   cort16

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 05:22 PM

To be fair rust is also brown so it’s well camouflaged on this given the colour scheme.
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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 06 May 2018 - 05:26 PM

I've not logged in all day, and this happens!

I do not understand, yet I am in awe.


It's like Groundhog Day...

Nicely done on the sale/purchase to the parties concerned!

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Posted 06 May 2018 - 09:38 PM

Canhehas Emperor , Soldaz Ceen
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#466 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 08 May 2018 - 09:58 AM

Due to selling two motors in a weekend and another off to the bridge, I'm left without a daily.  So this is it !

 

Achieved 38.1 mpg for the 260 mile trip home.  Well that's according to the BMW MPGometer of lies.  Or are they pretty accurate?  I am not sure yet.

 

Will get it up on a ramp soon enough

 

Did a shakedown 'day out' with family yesterday, rather than get all oily.

 

In the meantime I will have to sort out that collection thread

 

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Posted 08 May 2018 - 10:51 AM

Due to selling two motors in a weekend and another off to the bridge, I'm left without a daily. So this is it !

Achieved 38mpg for the 260 mile trip home. Well that's according to the BMW MPGometer of lies. Or are they pretty accurate? I am not sure yet.

Will get it up on a ramp soon enough

Did a shakedown 'day out' with family yesterday, rather than get all oily.

In the meantime I will have to sort out that collection thread

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Sorry dude, we're all in the huff and aren't talking to you

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#468 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 08 May 2018 - 11:09 AM

Thaaaaat's fine.  There is a queue of first refusal requests in my inbox anyhow  :mrgreen:

 

 

I'm sorry to say that the SHOWER HEAD is missing from the boot. 

 

DISAPPOINT.  I had ideas for that, one was hanging it from the bumper in the form of a Bavarian Bososuku instead of the mandatory Subway carriage handle.

 

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Therefore, the house price will remain unaffected (for now)


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