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E39 Brown Trout (tm) ROFFLE BACK OFF.


Jim Bell

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All updated.

 

BUT.

 

Just had a voicemail from Flat4Alpha.

 

 

Looks like he will be taking it so roffle is again PAUSED.

 

Really sorry to all passengers. Please keep your arms and hands inside the vehicle at all times.

 

The Brown Trout roffle Rollercoaster is liable to stop or begin again without warning.

 

Management accept no liabilities for disappoints.

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If it is any recompense for the suspense in any way..

 

The car I am selling to find driveway space for this monster is my Rover 75 Conn SE Derv which ----- wait for it ------ is going to another shiter!  They very same shiter I bought it from too.  Cars cannae leave this fold even if they try

 

 

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Now, I could...

 

Drive to yours

Dump gooner on your drive

Shitely up to wilsonwilsons

Take out another credit card

Drive brown trout to shitefest

Load it with compressor and such

Drive it back to yours

Jump into laguna

Cry alot

Drive home...

Cry some more

Return to your house at 1am

Kill you

Steal brown trout

????

Profit

 

WCPGW!

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Sounds good.  But Shitefest is 5 weeks away so might be egging it a bit...

 

However...   Variation idea #1 just in!

 

 

Now, you could...

Take out another credit card + CarTakeBack on the Gooner (joke)

Buy my BMW E46 Tourer for cheap as it is surplus (delivered to Thame)

Drive comfy Bimmer to Shitefest'18

Schlafen in it, because estate car and comfy with wipe-clean Leder and wooden decor
Load it with compressor and such
Drive back

Drop off compressor

Sell Bimmer for profit and/or Roffle to fund Gooner reparations

Return to my house a week later and steal brown trout

Get first refusal on Brown Trout come disposal

WCPGW?

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Sounds good. But Shitefest is 5 weeks away so might be egging it a bit...

 

However... Variation idea #1 just in!

 

Now, you could...

 

Take out another credit card + CarTakeBack on the Gooner (joke)

Buy my BMW E36 Tourer for cheap as it is surplus (delivered to Thame)

Drive comfy Bimmer to Shitefest'18

Schlafen in it, because estate car and comfy with wipe-clean Leder and wooden decor

Load it with compressor and such

Drive back

Drop off compressor

Sell Bimmer for profit and/or Roffle to fund Gooner reparations

Return to my house a week later and steal brown trout

Get first refusal on Brown Trout come disposal

WCPGW?

Tell us more about this E36...

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