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#1 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 10 April 2018 - 07:39 PM

Well. Keen and sharp members of the beige brotherhood will know that my heirloom Zafira has had a bit of crisis on an electrical nature. Until these issues can be properly investigated and hopefully resolved, I needed something to bomb about in.

Has anyone heard of Ebay?

Its on that superfast broadband internet that they have these days and its very addicting.

Ill just have a quick loo...

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Ah right.

Id better set off then.
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Posted 10 April 2018 - 07:40 PM

Ahhhh. The old WilsonWilson is back!
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#3 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 10 April 2018 - 07:42 PM

Feel free to have a guess.
And now onto the picture round!

Our topic for this round is COLOUR.

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#4 OFFLINE   Dave_Q

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Posted 10 April 2018 - 07:43 PM

£535? 

 

Gentrification is alive and well in W^2 land.


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#5 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 10 April 2018 - 07:48 PM

Its an unspeakably miserable day so I decided to con the Mrs into a shit old car collection by raising a facade of us doing a bit of the old womans shopping. Each shop stepped us closer to the car.

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While she was popping the end of a 50p hot dog in her mouth I dropped the B Bomb.

"IVE BOUGHT A BROWN CAR DO YOU WANT SOME MUSTARD WE HAVE TO COLLECT IT IN AN HOUR."


She stopped chewing.

"Right. Well we'll have to go back to Tesco on the way home. Youre buying me ice cream."

Deal.

Lets get in on.
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#6 ONLINE   Pillock

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Posted 10 April 2018 - 07:49 PM

Oh, you bloody winner (Yes, I've cheatored. In my defence it took me so long to cheator, that I started the process before you announced it was a guessing game)



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Posted 10 April 2018 - 07:50 PM

Feel free to have a guess.
And now onto the picture round!
Our topic for this round is COLOUR.
Your non-spinning picture clues are as follows. Fingers on buzzers.
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Trilby twat is a colour?
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#8 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 10 April 2018 - 07:51 PM

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We left Ikea at fucking rush hour and fought our way out of the Metrocentre in the newly repaired Focus. Took us an hour just to get out onto the A1, but after that it was only another hour to get up to Seaton Sluice. The whole journey should have taken half an hour.


Was worth it though.

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#9 OFFLINE   Split_Pin

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Posted 10 April 2018 - 07:52 PM

Level 6 Tea/lap interface just occured there re brown car conversation.

Edit: just as you posted the 5 series, now that is a lovely 'old money' sort of car.
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#10 ONLINE   SiC

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Posted 10 April 2018 - 07:52 PM

More important question, why get ice-cream at Tesco's when IKEA offer quality ice-cream that's sub quid?
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Posted 10 April 2018 - 07:56 PM

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Here weeeee haaaave an E39 BMW car in glorious Panama Brown with not at all contrasting tan coloured interior.

Feast your eyeballs on my interior balls.

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#12 OFFLINE   Split_Pin

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Posted 10 April 2018 - 07:58 PM

How on earth will you go back to a Zafira after this?

4 randoms when you do please.
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Posted 10 April 2018 - 07:58 PM

Wot no ABS/TC/DSC warning lights?

 

Sir really is doing well for himself.


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Posted 10 April 2018 - 07:59 PM

More important question, why get ice-cream at Tesco's when IKEA offer quality ice-cream that's sub quid?



Because she is a high maintenance trophy wife. In that, she preffers ice cream that costs upwards of 50p.
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Posted 10 April 2018 - 08:01 PM

I tell you what. WilsonWilson is my favourite member right now. He MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE by the way he is enamoured by collection of bargainous vehicles.

 

GOD BLESSING YOU SIR 


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Posted 10 April 2018 - 08:01 PM

And back to Tescos we indeed did go. This car is a lavish and sumptious place to be.


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Posted 10 April 2018 - 08:03 PM

Fuck me that's lush! 3 randoms please (if it survives)
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Posted 10 April 2018 - 08:03 PM

That's the brownest thing I've seen since Mrs Brown decided to take a chocolate Labrador to a muddy field with a stick.


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Posted 10 April 2018 - 08:04 PM

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Posted 10 April 2018 - 08:04 PM

A E39 is a vehicle I'd really love to have. Also a James Bond E38 too. Especially before they all get to silly money.
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Posted 10 April 2018 - 08:06 PM

26 mpg!!!

Wow.


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Posted 10 April 2018 - 08:06 PM

How on earth will you go back to a Zafira after this?

4 randoms when you do please.


^^ I was just thinking this. It's not even done many miles either!

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Posted 10 April 2018 - 08:07 PM

Yeah, but what about the poo count?
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Posted 10 April 2018 - 08:07 PM

Quick vid for Dollywobber. And other wiper fetishists.




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Posted 10 April 2018 - 08:08 PM

That interior is the brownest thing ever, well apart from the upsetting episode with the post curry drive home with nowhere to stop.


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Posted 10 April 2018 - 08:08 PM

The wipers look like they are dancing. 


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Posted 10 April 2018 - 08:09 PM

Holey shitola that is amazing. That's a really early one on an N reg too.


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 10 April 2018 - 08:10 PM

Today I drove a zafira for three hours, and tomorrow I drive it back three hours.

 

And I wish I were in this instead.

 

Brown has arrived, and I must clearly be a prick.


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Posted 10 April 2018 - 08:11 PM

Quick interior vid.



I really like the wood and tan.
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Posted 10 April 2018 - 08:11 PM

Oooof. It's a good job that interior is wipe clean.


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