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As request by M'coli

 

It's like a watching a car crash - you just can't look away.

 

 

Wedding of the year....

 

Introducing the wedding party:

 

First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom (in red)

 

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Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion. 'Alright, everyone . let's line up for the picture. Let's see .... hmmm, where shall we

.... oh, yes! Perfect! Everyone, please move quickly! Right over there, in front of the garage. Yes, that will be just smashing!'

I guess a jacket at a wedding would just be too citified, so let's just pin these boutonnière's right on the white shirts.

 

Bubba, put down that cigarette! And no smoking during the ceremony! I told him it's tacky to light up during the sermon.

If we could have put the wedding off for two more months, the groom would have saved enough money for a pair of black shoes.

 

I told him his tennis shoes have black trim....that's good enough.

 

Next, the lovely bridesmaids and the blushing bride

 

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Not everyone can pull off such a vibrant red, but I think this group does it.

Sassy, I tell you, just sassy.

 

the cute couple

 

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Those Tesco slides really enhance her ankles. Too bad they didn't come in white.

Note how their 'outdoor backdrop' is a clearing probably

where the weeds actually got mowed just for this occasion

 

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At least his head is somewhat proportionate. To her left boob.

 

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What's she showing us here? A severe case of knee gout??

Apparently, whatever it is has her husband in more of a stupor than usual -

How about those teeth?

 

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'You SO crazy, honey'.

 

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'Here baby, let me help you up here .....'

 

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You can almost hear the banjo music.

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As request by M'coli

 

It's like a watching a car crash - you just can't look away.

 

 

Wedding of the year....

 

Introducing the wedding party:

 

First, the handsome groomsmen and the fine looking groom (in red)

 

Posted Image

 

Red ties, black ties, no tie. Mass confusion.

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Last time I checked the Hirst Cabs fleet didn't include an enormous flatbed truck, so I doubt it!

LOLZ.. I'm just spat my morming coffee out..Roffle and Pimsel... :lol:
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I have recovered now, surely this is a wind up, the lack of an actual church or registry office gives that away, where did you find this gem?

God knows if it's true Fred, I'd like to hope so!, It was sent to me via a email ages ago so must be true... :wink: Goes to show that there really is someone for everyone out there.... And that love is blind (You'd need to be anyway!)
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Ok, they wouldn't win a beauty contest, but they look happy and they've made a committment to each other, so why take the piss out of them :evil: A lot of good-looking people are actually very ugly on the inside - step forward Piers Morgan :(

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