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#151 OFFLINE   scdan4

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 08:02 PM

Balls.
I fancied that.

Lucky dip next time please.

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 08:28 PM

Doesn't look like he's logged on yet to discover the good* news!


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Posted 14 April 2018 - 08:45 PM

If he watched the draw, he is either still running around the house with his shirt over his head going "Wooooooo!" Or he is at the bottom of his second bottle :-)
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#154 OFFLINE   fatharris

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 08:47 PM

Congrats to SportySpice, truly jealous over here!

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#155 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 09:02 PM

Well done sporty-shite


Just got to tell Mrs S now. It's our wedding anniversary today. Think I might wait till tomorrow!!
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#156 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 09:14 PM

I rode past b Stoke yesterday shame draw wasn't last night you'd have git a lift :lol:

#157 OFFLINE   flat4alfa

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 10:02 PM

Just read all this, for some reason the PM didn't forward to email so I didn't know it was even running... Did get a nice tickle off the Grand National today though. Anyhow, will pay up soon. Well done winnaaar

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Posted 14 April 2018 - 10:20 PM

Just got to tell Mrs S now. It's our wedding anniversary today. Think I might wait till tomorrow!!


Here you are Mrs S happy belated anniversary !
How could she not be happy !!
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Posted 15 April 2018 - 12:21 AM

poo hats.
Only just seen the PM i had about this, sorry had rather a lot going on lately.

Congrats to the lucky blighter who won it.


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Posted 15 April 2018 - 06:48 AM

Oooooph, that,s some Motor for a £25 outlay, enjoy.

Wonnitt on randams as well, winnnarrr

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Posted 15 April 2018 - 08:52 AM

Rats.

Anyway, well done sporty-shite!
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Posted 15 April 2018 - 09:33 AM

Congrats. :)

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Posted 15 April 2018 - 12:04 PM

Congratulation to sporty-shite! When we do this again (it's inevitable right?), I'll be up for another roffle ticket.

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Posted 17 April 2018 - 02:48 PM

Me and my Nan have paid


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Posted 28 April 2018 - 08:53 PM

Has this been collected yet ?
If so surely Shirley there should be a collection thread and -
Does Mrs sporty know about it yet ??
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Posted 28 April 2018 - 08:57 PM

body under patio or in freezer

 

prace bets niaow :D


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Posted 28 April 2018 - 09:36 PM

Has this been collected yet ?
If so surely Shirley there should be a collection thread and -
Does Mrs sporty know about it yet ??


Yeah, was thinking same, we gone from one of the Roffles of the year to silence.

I has Jagwaar and can't be doing with the likes of those who run Renners, Fauxhalls or K Series shitters.

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Posted 28 April 2018 - 09:54 PM

Sorry guys. It wasn't a particularly interesting collection. Trains were caught. I was kindly collected from the local station, and I then wafted home.

It's now on my drive, awaiting the beginning of next month, so I can decide whether or not to tax it. It's a lovely thing to drive, but as yet, I just haven't gelled with it. Probably because it's the complete opposite of what I'd usually drive.

Kids love it, though. I think they feel like royalty in it!!!
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Posted 28 April 2018 - 10:21 PM

I just haven't gelled with it!


How much are the tickets ?
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Posted 29 April 2018 - 05:24 AM

Will take it for your costs to date ;)

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 06:57 AM

Sorry guys. It wasn't a particularly interesting collection. Trains were caught. I was kindly collected from the local station, and I then wafted home.

It's now on my drive, awaiting the beginning of next month, so I can decide whether or not to tax it. It's a lovely thing to drive, but as yet, I just haven't gelled with it. Probably because it's the complete opposite of what I'd usually drive.

Kids love it, though. I think they feel like royalty in it!!!

roffle mark 2 on the cards?


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Posted 29 April 2018 - 10:37 AM

What would be the general forum feeling be on a tenner a ticket roffle ?

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 10:47 AM

I'd certainly bang in £20 on 37 & 42.


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Posted 29 April 2018 - 11:32 AM

What would be the general forum feeling be on a tenner a ticket roffle ?

 

Put me down for two


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Posted 29 April 2018 - 11:38 AM

I'd have two randoms.

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 11:54 AM

I'd probably spunk a tenner in it's general direction. When the MOT due?
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Posted 29 April 2018 - 12:32 PM

I’m up for a couple of tickets! Two randoms (not wanting whatever I had last time though).

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 01:03 PM

I'd go a couple again

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 01:09 PM

I'd certainly have a couple or more really like it

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Posted 29 April 2018 - 02:11 PM

Right guys, I'm going to start a new thread for this.........


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