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1996 Jaguar XJ6 Sport - Roffle TONIGHT

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#61 OFFLINE   Fat_Pirate

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Posted 07 April 2018 - 06:56 PM

Sorry Mr Timewaster, list updated.  Just 33 tickets left, BUY NOW!


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#62 OFFLINE   alcyonecorporation

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Posted 08 April 2018 - 01:14 PM

[number] 45 please.

Never give up


#63 OFFLINE   Fat_Pirate

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Posted 09 April 2018 - 09:56 AM

[number] 45 please.

Thanks, list updated.  It seems to have run out of steam though... will give it a few more days.


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#64 OFFLINE   SherpaMog

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Posted 09 April 2018 - 02:43 PM

Couple of randoms for me please.

#65 OFFLINE   pilninggas

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Posted 09 April 2018 - 06:55 PM

1 randumb for me.


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#66 ONLINE   Timewaster

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Posted 10 April 2018 - 04:29 PM

Come on people. It's a Jaaaaaag!

No roffle would be a sadness.
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Posted 10 April 2018 - 04:39 PM

I have no idea how this roffleage works, have too many cars already and scrapped a very similar Xj6 in that colour.

Sign me up for a ticket please.

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Posted 10 April 2018 - 06:32 PM

A random for me please
Mk1 Ford Escort WFR921K
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#69 OFFLINE   Fat_Pirate

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Posted 11 April 2018 - 03:54 PM

Thanks folks, list updated.  28 now left... come on, it's the next best thing to a brown E39!


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#70 OFFLINE   Rave

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Posted 11 April 2018 - 04:48 PM

I legit just leave chod parked on random streets for months before bringing it home.

 

I've got one hidden at a friend's house that my wife doesn't know about.

 

I think there's probably room for this on his drive as well so 44 and a random pls.


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#71 OFFLINE   mjrose78

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Posted 11 April 2018 - 04:51 PM

Random here please.

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Posted 11 April 2018 - 07:49 PM

Can I have another random please and take advantage of your two-for-£25 combo mega-deal promotion?


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Posted 11 April 2018 - 08:14 PM

random for me please.



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Posted 11 April 2018 - 09:52 PM

I'm in for a random please.

 

I think the Jag will be a nice place to sit if I accidentally win and need somewhere away from Mrs Sloth while she calms down.


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Posted 11 April 2018 - 09:55 PM

I’ll have a bit of that. Stick me down for a random please.

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Posted 11 April 2018 - 10:32 PM

I'll take another random then cheers.

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Posted 11 April 2018 - 10:51 PM

Two for £25? How did I miss that?

Go on then, stick me on for another random, please.

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Posted 12 April 2018 - 07:37 AM

Missed the two for £25 as well. Stick me down for two randoms in total.

If successful, this motor will be for my Dad. So double bonus collection and drop off thread could occur!

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#79 OFFLINE   gadgetgricey

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Posted 12 April 2018 - 07:53 AM

I think that makes 2\3 sold.

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Posted 12 April 2018 - 07:55 AM

Ohh two for £25 - better have another although this will be sold to buy a more suitable car* 

 

 

* once I have had a play with it. 


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Posted 12 April 2018 - 08:37 AM

Fuck it, I'll have a random. Never owned a jaaaaag, plus that interior is lush

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Posted 12 April 2018 - 10:02 AM

Ahh go on then, another random please to put me in your 2-for-£25 club

If I win this I might well also end up giving it to my dad, although I'm not sure quite how he'd react...


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Posted 12 April 2018 - 10:20 AM

I'll have a random as there seems to be a momentum rolling.

It will impress* friends and neighbours if I actually win. 

83 posts, some buying more than one ticket... "are we nearly there yet" :)


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Posted 12 April 2018 - 10:34 AM

Why do I want this when I I have it’s grandson for sale already?? I need help Dr.

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Posted 12 April 2018 - 11:18 AM

Why do I want this when I I have it’s grandson for sale already?? I need help Dr.

Welcome to the world of Roffles ... 


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#86 OFFLINE   Broadsword

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Posted 12 April 2018 - 11:41 AM

I can't resist the temptation of the black wood and that XJ Sport badge. Obviously I own a 4.0 XJ40 so going for this is madness...

Please sign me up for one random ticket please!

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Posted 12 April 2018 - 12:01 PM

Thanks all, list updated (page 2) - just 12 tickets left now, could be on for a Saturday draw.  You could be sitting here on Sunday, being a TOTAL WINNER.

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Posted 12 April 2018 - 12:16 PM

Could I have number 52 please if still available?



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Posted 12 April 2018 - 01:29 PM

I'll add another ticket and take two for £25 then.

Number 24 plus a random please.

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Posted 12 April 2018 - 02:13 PM

Sod it, put us down for a second. #47 if available. If not a random to make use of the 2 for £25 special offer.


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