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1996 Jaguar XJ6 Sport - Roffle TONIGHT

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#31 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 04 April 2018 - 09:02 PM

I'd have a rofflerandom.

I could thoroughly justify the mpg, lack of space and impracticality at £14 buy-in.

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#32 OFFLINE   Cheezey

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Posted 05 April 2018 - 06:48 AM

I'd be in for a ticket

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Posted 05 April 2018 - 09:43 AM

I'd have my normal #28 if it did roffle.

 

(Also the wife would kill me, as she doesn't know about the other car I'm picking up Saturday :( )


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Posted 05 April 2018 - 10:24 AM

I'd be in for a roffle, 42 ideally.
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#35 ONLINE   Timewaster

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Posted 05 April 2018 - 10:26 AM

I'd do a ticket or two.
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#36 OFFLINE   Fat_Pirate

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Posted 05 April 2018 - 10:31 AM

That's a potential 8 tickets sold then, but I don't think it'll achieve critical mass.  Perhaps it's not 'risky' enough for the outlay?  


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Posted 05 April 2018 - 12:35 PM

Yes! I'll take one.



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Posted 05 April 2018 - 12:36 PM

In for one.

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Posted 05 April 2018 - 12:39 PM

I'll take 24.

Maybe put the raffle tag on and the ticket price in the title.

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Posted 05 April 2018 - 12:54 PM

I'll take a ticket...

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Posted 05 April 2018 - 01:06 PM

I would also have one roffleticket for this


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Posted 05 April 2018 - 01:30 PM

I've spent at least £12 this year on lucky dips and won fuck all. 

 

Would definitely buy one for teh Jaaaaaag


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Posted 05 April 2018 - 03:13 PM

Random me up please!

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Posted 05 April 2018 - 03:29 PM

I could thoroughly justify the mpg, lack of space and impracticality at £14 buy-in.


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Posted 05 April 2018 - 03:40 PM

I would definitely buy a ticket for this, bar one very important point.

We already have an elderly Jaguar and I am almost certain that the fair wife would notice if I suddenly had two!


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Posted 05 April 2018 - 04:21 PM

Random me one time baby



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Posted 05 April 2018 - 04:47 PM

I'll take 24.

 

I know its the old gag, but Jesus someone's keen.


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Posted 05 April 2018 - 04:55 PM

One random if it happens. Ta.


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Posted 05 April 2018 - 06:07 PM

1 here please.

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Posted 05 April 2018 - 07:45 PM

I'll take a lucky dip if it goes that way.

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Posted 05 April 2018 - 08:03 PM

I would definitely buy a ticket for this, bar one very important point.
We already have an elderly Jaguar and I am almost certain that the fair wife would notice if I suddenly had two!

Are they the same colour? I'm pretty sure I could get away with multiple tat if they were similar shapes and colours.
Just don't leave them next to each other.
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#52 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 06 April 2018 - 10:44 AM

I legit just leave chod parked on random streets for months before bringing it home.
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Posted 06 April 2018 - 10:47 AM

Yes one ticket here please

 

I sold my Daimler XJ40 in a bit of a rush

And I squeezed a peak 24 mpg out of that 4.0 too.


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Posted 06 April 2018 - 11:07 AM

Are they the same colour? I'm pretty sure I could get away with multiple tat if they were similar shapes and colours.
Just don't leave them next to each other.

 

 

Sadly I pointed out the difference in the shape of the indicators so that she could tell an X300 from an X308.

 

And mine is executive beige.


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Posted 06 April 2018 - 11:46 AM

Pair of randoms please, these have always been on my "to-own" list.

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Posted 07 April 2018 - 09:59 AM

Roffle is on then! I've included all who've expressed an interest, PM me if I've got it wrong.  £14 a go or 2 tickets for £25.  

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Posted 07 April 2018 - 10:57 AM

I am never going to buy one of these and 320's Daimler was very comfortable for the couple of miles that I drove it so number 13 please.


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Posted 07 April 2018 - 11:25 AM

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Posted 07 April 2018 - 12:26 PM

Go on, I’ll have a couple

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Posted 07 April 2018 - 03:46 PM

So you ignored the offer of taking two tickets from a bloke who calls himself Timewaster.

Bravo.


It was a genuine request though :-)
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