Bren Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Managed to procure supplies at the last interchange.What the fook is that? Not food.Looks like a bug out of starship troopers. Junkman, chodweaver and purplebargeken 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted March 24, 2018 Author Share Posted March 24, 2018 What the fook is that? Not food.Looks like a bug out of starship troopers.Would you like to know more? Supernaut, Fat_Pirate, Junkman and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted March 24, 2018 Author Share Posted March 24, 2018 So this is the story all about how etc etc now I'd like to take a minute just sit right thorre and I'll tell you about how I picked up a Eunos from Torre. I roused myself at 8ish, zombied myself into the shower and then something approaching clothes, then was whisked to Southampton central in Bellatrix the FRV by my lovely wife with my popcorn eating son in tow too. The train journey was fairly easy. Chatted to a couple going for a dirty weekend in Cardiff who'd started on the prosecco already. Then the train got boarded by a large hen party of the typical sort who were also laying into the prosecco. My overall impression of that first leg of the train journey was prosecco. Switched trains at Salisbury, don't really remember anything about that journey but I did take this picture. Oh yeah I completely forgot, it was somewhere around this point I remembered I probably should sort insurance and spent about a million years on hold to various people. Then I switched trains again at Exeter St Davids onto one of *those* trains, the kind they only have travelling to and from holiday destinations whose glory days have long past. Lots of children on this train, all apparently headed to the sea side in the rain. It did have USB sockets though so it wasn't all bad. I was met at the station by my main man xtriple in the car that was soon to be mine. I didn't take any photos at this point but my overwhelming impression of the car was that it was in incredibly good condition. He handed me the keys and I started acclimatising myself to a smol car with Japanese layout and an auto transmission, what with my usual car being a massive manual diesel van. We then drove to his garage where I got to meet this Which is all right as cars go, all things considered. Nothing special. *cough*not jealous at all*cough* We loaded the extra bits into the boot of the Mazda and attached the hard top, complete with spiders which I didn't notice until half way into the journey. They were right above my head but quite chill about it, they didn't bother me and I didn't bother them. We then drove in a spectacular two car green convoy in somewhat hoony fashion back to xtriple's gaff so we could have a cup of tea, sort the paperwork, exchange a quantity of dobloons and fuss his dogs. Again I WISH I'd had photos or footage of the drive. It was very OK as drives go. Aforementioned doggos After the administration was sorted and the tea consumed we went for another moderate hoon in the Bentley for a spot of local dog walking, where we encountered locals, enjoyed the scenery and generally got fresh air and whatnot. I admired the interior of the Bentley, which was, you know, okay and stuff. eddyramrod, Stevebrookman, trigger and 26 others 29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted March 24, 2018 Author Share Posted March 24, 2018 We took the scenic route back, then I sat in the driver's seat of the Bentley so I could take a picture and pretend I'd driven a Bentley, then we went back to xtriple's gaff again, said our goodbyes, did the secret Autoshite handshake as is tradition, forgot to take a woolarding photo as is tradition, and I drove home at sensible speeds officer, in a fairly uneventful journey. During which I used the wipers much more often than I intended because the stalks are the right way round. Oh also obligatory pez station shot. I had to get a taxi to the pump. Did I mention my other car is somewhat larger? And thus endeth the fable of my first every shite collection, and starteth the fable of my first ever sports car. Exiled_Tat_Gatherer, clayts450, Vince70 and 25 others 28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 does mini slart approve or are you grounded Slartibartfast 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted March 24, 2018 Author Share Posted March 24, 2018 does mini slart approve or are you grounded The Wolf cub hasn't seen it yet, I'll be sure to get his opinion of it tomorrow when I take each one out for a blast with the top down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Glad you like it Wolfie old boy! We did play 'silly buggers' for a minute there didn't we What sort of fuel economy did you get on the journey home? I have never been anywhere in it other than local so no idea? I already miss the little sod, it's a cracking car nut, needs must and phoebe needs more space, I have already made enquires about its replacement, as mentioned to you, the ugliest Japanese 'sports car' ever made! Are you scared to admit all that you did today while in 'sunny' Devon? eddyramrod and Slartibartfast 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 xtriple is richard branson aicm£5 STUNO, Slartibartfast, Twiggy and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted March 24, 2018 Author Share Posted March 24, 2018 I put a full tank of pez in and had just over half left when I got back. It's about 150 miles according to Google maps. That's as accurate as I can be, I forgot to note the odometer reading before brimming it, so I'll have to do a more scientific calculation next time it needs filling. I may have driven the Bentley a bit. Just a little tiny bit. Oof that car. Junkman, loserone, Mally and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Jimmy Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 Always interesting to put faces to the names. I like that Bentley more than I'd care to admit. purplebargeken, Slartibartfast and xtriple 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 So this is the story all about how etc etc now I'd like to take a minute just sit right thorre and I'll tell you about how I picked up a Eunos from Torre. I was at least three paragraphs into your post before I realised it was no longer to the theme tune of The Fresh Prince, yet I was still reading it as a rap. eddyramrod, jumpingjehovahs, Dave_Q and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drum Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Great fred. I love how the weirdo in your avatar is actually you! As a tribute, I will do likewise. eddyramrod, mercrocker, Twiggy and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Looking at your pictures has answered a question for me: the petrol station you visited has been closed for weeks meaning a frequent and long trip to another (fuel stations are in short supply in Torquay for some reason) garage while that one was closed and was still closed on Thursday. It was a real pleasure to meet you today and it was proper fun wandering around wiv the mutts while I was educated about IT I wish you had accepted my offer of 'fish and chips' as I have been fancying some ever since but I am too lazy to go out and get some just for myself - anyway, greasy fat fish and chips is bad for Chester and his ever expanding waistline! I really hope you enjoy 'Minnie' as she is a cracking little motor and I miss her already and I'm sure as soon as 'Mr Sun' gets his hat on, I will miss her even more But, I need more space, two dogs do not fit in an MX5 properly whne one of them has to lay down all the time and the other won't sit still unless he has a window to hang his head out of.) but it's good that she has gone to a good home (it'd better be or I'll set the dogs on you!) and rest assured, now that I have sold her, the prices of MX5s will go through the roof, whenever I sell a car, it becomes immediately more desirable and prices rocket! puddlethumper, Vince70, Uncle Jimmy and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Great fred. I love how the weirdo in your avatar is actually you! As a tribute, I will do likewise.My avatar is me as well! Okay, I was not a wartime fighter ace, but I did shoot down a lot of 'Mings' which is what the little things on the side are mercrocker, Slartibartfast and drum 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Up, ready. Child 8 doesn't seem keen. Doesn't want to leave his popcorn. Once assured he can bring it with him, he perks up a bit And all aboard my wife's trusty steed Bellatrix for leg 1 of the journey. Is that you, or your wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 Is that you, or your wife?Biologically speaking, a bit of both. Dave_Q, Junkman and DeeJay 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 I must admit, when I exited the coop this morning after getting my shopping being greeted by this really put a grin on my face. Stevebrookman, Vince70, Junkman and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingz123 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 I must admit, when I exited the coop this morning after getting my shopping being greeted by this really put a grin on my face. Whats that then....? the fact you can drive straight out without having to reverse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaughant Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Those two dogs in the inside picture perfectly capture my own personal experiences of owning such animals. The Labrador (please edit as required) reminds me of my current dog, seems only really interested in his ball, probably won't give it back easily, spends most of his day waiting to go out and play with said ball. The Springer (again edit as required) appears far more like my first Stafford (RIP Bella), happy to sit on the sofa/cuddled up all day as long as their supplied with love and food (generally the food you are eating) they're quite happy, no doubt simply able to use love and big eyes to obtain additional good that they're not REALLY meant to have. She did make 16yrs without too much trouble though so hopefully get extra eating didn't do her TOO much harm. However, my two have never had the pleasure of being ferried about in a Bentley of such stature which their makes them and their owner, the coolest "crew" on the planet. Awesome. xtriple 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Giving nine people a ride in an MX5 must take all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercrocker Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 You should see the school run! dave21478 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Tidybeard Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 open air travel for one man and his dogs that is biggerer than a mx5? gotta be a skoda fun then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigstraight6 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Really enjoyed this thread, the little Mazda looks lovely and I recognised most of the Torquay loacations it being just up the road from me, Mr Xtriple really needs a crevat and tweed jacket! That Bentley is just fabulous Sir, and is perfect for the ambiance of the English Riviera..... Slartibartfast and xtriple 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 People laugh at the dogs when they are in the BGD, they have a window each and they both stick their heads out and enjoy themselves, Chester (who is a basset cross springer so you were close) occassionally raises himself while stationary to bark at a passing dog - not copious amounts of woofing, just the one, solitary WOOF as if to say: 'look at me you pleb, I own this car!: because as far as they are concerned, the Bentley is their birthright and I am merely their chauffeur! forddeliveryboy, Slartibartfast, purplebargeken and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 NOW THATS WHAT I CALL A GRAND DAY OUT 2018!!!!!!!!! Top threading. *insert pithy comment about it being a hairdressers car* Just take a bit off the top off shall we sir? Slartibartfast 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxi paul Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Excellent. A hard collection thread to top. Good for you both. Slartibartfast 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted March 25, 2018 Author Share Posted March 25, 2018 I've just realised what you meant about the ugly Japanese "sports car", xtriple. I'd clean forgotten we talked about those. I shall look forward to that thread when it happens. xtriple 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Did you see that 'Rush' the movie was on TV last night? Typical.... It will hapen with Ugly car, but I have been messed around by a twat on another forum who owes me LOTS of money so maybe not for a while Why can't everything in life be as reliable as an Autoshiter? Slartibartfast 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davehedgehog31 Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Just in time for the Great British Summer*, looks like a nice example. Slartibartfast 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted March 26, 2018 Share Posted March 26, 2018 Yeah, bloody typical, the sun is shining brightly here today and it is actually warm! Can I have it back Wolfie old chap? Slartibartfast 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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