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#61 OFFLINE   John F

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Posted 22 March 2018 - 05:14 PM

D Spares & Tyres, on 22 Mar 2018 - 5:06 PM, said:

What about white oval country of origin stickers. Like GB, F, etc but with AS on. Be easy to spot another shiter and would confuse the general public. More so than usual

 

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Posted 22 March 2018 - 05:54 PM

Yes please, good idea.


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Posted 22 March 2018 - 08:20 PM

Just to spur on the creative juices I think the designer of the SF18 mug artwork can get a free T-shirt.

 

I'd best find out what shape it needs to be.

 

I like the AS plate idea Tom,  does the team think back and white or orange and beige AS racing colours?


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Posted 22 March 2018 - 08:34 PM

....I like the AS plate idea Tom,  does the team think back and white or orange and beige AS racing colours?


Has to be orange on beige. Anything else looks wrong.
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Posted 22 March 2018 - 08:50 PM

I'm up for a mug and a t-shite.



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Posted 23 March 2018 - 01:44 PM

My other car is broken

 

My other car would be there by now

 

 

and I'd be in for a hat and a mug


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Posted 23 March 2018 - 05:04 PM

What about beige oval country of origin stickers. Like GB, F, etc but with AS on. Be easy to spot another shiter and would confuse the general public. More so than usual

 

FTFY  ;)


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Posted 26 March 2018 - 08:05 PM

I'd be up for a bit of a/s gear
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Posted 02 April 2018 - 09:36 AM

Same deal here a mug hat fleece etc. Had many bangernomic laughs on here being a lurker.

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Posted 02 April 2018 - 10:24 AM

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Posted 02 April 2018 - 10:26 AM

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Posted 02 April 2018 - 01:08 PM

Can I have Autoshite condoms? Stamped PART WORN with my knob size written on the side in yellow paint pen?
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Posted 02 April 2018 - 01:46 PM

Beer mug with " I got legless with my Invacar" on it please
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Posted 02 April 2018 - 02:52 PM

I'd like another AS Dealer style sticker, i bought two and up until recently have lost one. Gutted.


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Posted 02 April 2018 - 03:57 PM

I'd like another AS Dealer style sticker, i bought two and up until recently have lost one. Gutted.


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Posted 02 April 2018 - 04:09 PM

 

 

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Posted 02 April 2018 - 06:17 PM

Definitely up for a couple of mugs :D



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Posted 02 April 2018 - 06:41 PM

Can I have Autoshite condoms? Stamped PART WORN with my knob size written on the side in yellow paint pen?

175/65/14?


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Posted 02 April 2018 - 06:57 PM

Can I have Autoshite condoms? Stamped PART WORN with my knob size written on the side in yellow paint pen?

In my case more like marked in yellow crayon where it's failed, "Not to be used without inner tube" and "Do not over inflate"

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Posted 02 April 2018 - 07:08 PM

Oval AS sticker would be for me, as would a hoodie!


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Posted 03 April 2018 - 09:24 AM

Id love ???? some autoshite stickers. My last one went off to be bean fine on the almera.

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Posted 03 April 2018 - 07:25 PM

AS stickers and mugs are definitely happening,  hoodies and Tee shirts should be but current supplier doesn't do beige and usual reserve out of stock so a bit of a delay occuring.

 

Is there any demand for SF18 stuff or should I stick to autoshite?

 

Free mug for designer of SF18 logo ;)


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Posted 04 May 2018 - 05:15 PM

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I'll get order details up over the weekend once the printer works out the prices on clothing.
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Posted 04 May 2018 - 06:09 PM

Does it come with a free stick to fight off the attentions of the opposite/same sex?
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Posted 04 May 2018 - 06:29 PM

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I'll get order details up over the weekend once the printer works out the prices on clothing.


That's fucking awesome!
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Posted 04 May 2018 - 07:30 PM

Too many words. I think simple would be better with no mention of Autoshite, just AS. If the public were so inclined they could Google Autoshite and there would be no mystery.
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Posted 04 May 2018 - 07:41 PM

I have just showed Mrs FP the picture of the hoodie and she thinks its amazing
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Posted 04 May 2018 - 08:27 PM

If that hoodie is available in fatman size, I would be interested.


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Posted 04 May 2018 - 09:31 PM

Thanks for all the nice words folks.

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Still no prices for clothing but mugs are £5 to collect at Shitefest. I'm aiming to get the first batch ordered in the next couple of weeks which will all be for delivery to SF then do a 2nd batch to post out when it calms down afterwards.
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Posted 05 May 2018 - 06:48 AM

I'd like a mug, so if anyone from Essex/London is going to Shitefest, could they bring one back for me?


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