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#1 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 01:49 PM

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#2 OFFLINE   mercrocker

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 01:55 PM

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#3 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 01:58 PM

its for charidee m8

 

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he lives the other end of the road :D


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#4 OFFLINE   Skizzer

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 02:33 PM

Whuh?
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#5 ONLINE   dollywobbler

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 02:45 PM

Because Hairnet.


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#6 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 03:11 PM

Thats numberwang!
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Posted 11 March 2018 - 03:12 PM

Great!

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 04:51 PM

Mornington Crescent!


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#9 OFFLINE   bub2006

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 04:59 PM

Ok then. Do I need to be smoking herbal to understand?
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#10 OFFLINE   HH-R

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 05:39 PM

LSD at a minimum,I reckon.
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#11 OFFLINE   Felly Magic

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 05:42 PM

Could you imagine a Hairnet/tooSavvy thread? Eeeeeep


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#12 OFFLINE   Pillock

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 05:43 PM

I'll guess at
"Hairnet is doing a charity treasure hunt type thing, and has found himself in the locality of UltraWomble"
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#13 OFFLINE   Matt

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 05:57 PM

Could you imagine a Hairnet/tooSavvy thread? Eeeeeep

 

Have they ever been seen in the same room?



#14 OFFLINE   HH-R

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 05:58 PM

Thanks, I usually manage to desipher Savvy but didn't have a Scooby Doo here.
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#15 OFFLINE   HarmonicCheeseburger

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 08:35 PM

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 10:12 PM

Being upside-down for a fortnight hasn't helped, has it? 

 

:D


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#17 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 11 March 2018 - 10:18 PM

thank you beardy


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Posted 12 March 2018 - 09:40 AM

thank you beardy

No problem!
What did I do though?
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#19 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 12 March 2018 - 09:44 AM

thank you beardy

 

Leave my missus out of this.


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Posted 12 March 2018 - 09:46 AM

its for charidee m8

 

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he lives the other end of the road :D

There is no fab lolly in espanyolly  :mrgreen:



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Posted 12 March 2018 - 10:02 AM

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Posted 12 March 2018 - 10:51 AM

^ arse shit gay tit?


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#23 OFFLINE   Bobthebeard

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Posted 12 March 2018 - 11:07 AM

"I am sorry sir, do you have an account with us"?

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Posted 12 March 2018 - 11:50 AM

If I'd have known you could have popped round - however I was up at the caravan so you would have had to sit in the shed and use the camping stove to make yourself a brew.

I was watching a fat arsed woman fling her kid into Morecambe bay

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Posted 12 March 2018 - 12:22 PM

Seriously, we need to know where the hostages are now.

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Posted 12 March 2018 - 01:46 PM

Oh, like Mark will ever tell?  And like you could understand him if he did?


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Posted 12 March 2018 - 01:56 PM

I'm pretty certain every single communication you make is driving analysts at both GCHQ and NSA comms intercepts dept's off their fucking nuts fella. You are the deepest undercover Putin lovin' ex-spy hunter of recent times - AICMFP  (and I claim my free polonium)


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Posted 13 March 2018 - 08:46 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, we have reached Peak Hairnet.

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