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#1 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 26 January 2018 - 05:52 PM

Before you start a new thread, please have a think about whether your post would better fit into one of the below rolling threads.

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Posted 06 March 2018 - 08:30 AM

Best way to search the site for previous topics is to go to google and use the site search.

 

Type into google 

 

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Posted 06 March 2018 - 11:06 AM

.... I did savvyspeak...

Auto corrected to 'bubblensqueak', ah! 'Lunch' :)


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Posted 06 March 2018 - 03:44 PM

Did a moderator get moderated just then, I swear the more recent posts about searching were in their own thread earlier? :D


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Posted 06 March 2018 - 04:36 PM

Hold my coat M8


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

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Posted 06 March 2018 - 06:21 PM

It ain't wurf it, Billeh...  :D


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#7 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 06 March 2018 - 09:34 PM

Quick lock it.... Before anyone else gets ideas.


I created a separate thread to put pics in then merged them.

So technically I moderated myself... Then told myself I was out of order and gave myself a stern talking to.
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 10:50 PM

Link to grin thread is broken
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Posted 09 March 2018 - 05:27 PM

Link to grin thread is broken


You should post in the grumpy thread about that, then?
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Posted 12 March 2018 - 10:39 AM

Link to grin thread is broken

 

Fixed


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Posted 22 March 2018 - 08:16 AM

Would you combine the pinned "for sale + wanted"   and the pinned "for free" threads then ask whoever posts stuff on it to edit/delete their posts when the stuff has gone/arrived as at the moment it's all a mess and a confusing waste of time trawling through pages to try and find what's what hence people don't bother.   



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Posted 22 March 2018 - 10:21 PM

Would you combine the pinned "for sale + wanted" and the pinned "for free" threads then ask whoever posts stuff on it to edit/delete their posts when the stuff has gone/arrived as at the moment it's all a mess and a confusing waste of time trawling through pages to try and find what's what hence people don't bother.

Will ask about combining.

We can't make people take their threads off when sold. Not sure we can even have a time limit to them
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Posted 31 March 2018 - 02:48 PM

'shite in miniature' is probably worth adding to the list of regular threads...

 

Along with spotted no picture, and lazy spotters thread.


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Posted 05 April 2018 - 11:14 AM

Um... where did all the other pinned topics go?



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Posted 05 April 2018 - 11:24 AM

Um... where did all the other pinned topics go?


Dey unpinned, yo. Didn't need them all pinned when there's links to them in this post. We have a terrible problem with pinned-post-proliferation.
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Posted 05 April 2018 - 11:57 AM

Dey unpinned, yo. Didn't need them all pinned when there's links to them in this post. We have a terrible problem with pinned-post-proliferation.

 

 

 

Oh no there's not.

 

 

Shitecycle - Wanted/For Sale/ For Free (For anything that you are selling, wanting or giving away)

 

 

 

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Posted 05 April 2018 - 12:04 PM

Oh no there's not.


Shitecycle - Wanted/For Sale/ For Free (For anything that you are selling, wanting or giving away)



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Posted 18 April 2018 - 08:01 AM

The link to the Shitely thread appears to be broken.

 

http://autoshite.com...shitely-thread/



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Posted 18 April 2018 - 06:15 PM

The link to the Shitely thread appears to be broken.

 

http://autoshite.com...shitely-thread/

Fixerated 


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Posted 19 April 2018 - 11:11 PM

You're going to have to keep updating those links so they don't point to arbitrary points in threads (I know what Richard would be thinking now).

 

Why not just set them all to post #1 of each thread, which should hopefully contain more details of each thread's purpose?


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Posted 24 April 2018 - 11:07 PM

This link:

Stupid Question Amnesty (Any general car question)

is pointing to a thread with a different title.

 

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Your clearly thick....end of.


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Posted 25 April 2018 - 08:36 AM

You're going to have to keep updating those links so they don't point to arbitrary points in threads (I know what Richard would be thinking now).
 
Why not just set them all to post #1 of each thread, which should hopefully contain more details of each thread's purpose?


They point to your last read post in the thread. Same behaviour as if you had clicked the little star next to the post on the main board view. For new readers that will be post #1, and for anyone coming back it will be up to the last place they read.
 

This link:
Stupid Question Amnesty (Any general car question)
is pointing to a thread with a different title.

Ben


You're a wag, you are. Post updated to reflect the new title.
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Posted 02 May 2018 - 08:03 PM

I'm trying to ask a question on the stupid question amnesty thread or anything similar, but all of them seem to have gone!!!!!!!!



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Posted 02 May 2018 - 09:31 PM

It's here

http://autoshite.com...5-ask-a-shiter/

Will ask Admins to see if they can fix the links.
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Posted 03 May 2018 - 11:02 AM

It's here

http://autoshite.com...5-ask-a-shiter/

Will ask Admins to see if they can fix the links.

 

Fixed. It definitely worked since the renaming of the thread, because I changed the name here and tested it. Not sure why it changed subsequently.


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Posted 07 May 2018 - 12:27 PM

Added the valeting/detailing thread since it's only sporadically updated and gets lost down the bottom of the board.



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Posted 18 May 2018 - 07:11 PM

Where is stupid question amnesty? I have a stupid question to ask.


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Posted 18 May 2018 - 08:14 PM

It's here (renamed): http://autoshite.com...shiter/page-615
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Posted 22 May 2018 - 03:34 PM

Added the valeting/detailing thread since it's only sporadically updated and gets lost down the bottom of the board.

Added it to where please?


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Posted 22 May 2018 - 05:02 PM

One picture posting?




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