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Could we all save up and have a load of Autoshite branded tyres made?

 

"Happy assuredly death ring" is a nice name. Wonder if they could do remould crossplies for the added lolz?

"Most Winning Lucky Slide"

 

"Abrupt Release Hoop"

 

"Doom Circle"

 

"Gyrate Bobbin"

 

"Wobbly Castor"

 

"Slaughter Orbit"

 

≤ 0" or "Mu Zero" if that's too subtle

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"Most Winning Lucky Slide"

 

"Abrupt Release Hoop"

 

"Doom Circle"

 

"Gyrate Bobbin"

 

"Wobbly Castor"

 

"Slaughter Orbit"

 

"μ ≤ 0" or "Mu Zero" if that's too subtle

Or try and make them sound like the real deal, I.e

 

Oniroyal PainExpert

 

Royo Poxes

 

Michelon Dross Climate

 

Cirelli Z-Pero

 

Donlup BluMistake

 

I can't see any copyright lawyers having any issues whatsoever here

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Looking through the fleet.

The Scirocco is on Dunlop's, and then these ancient Runways at the rear. Rock hard and terrifying in the wet.

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MrsCoprolalia gives 0 shits about tyres. Many heated discussions about this. Her Yaris has these on the back:

An Austone summer tyre, ancient rock

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A Triangle mud and snow winter tyre

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She had a blowout recently and replaced the fronts with a pair of these Jinyu's

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Which are frankly horrendous. Tramline in the wet, lose grip at the slightest provocation from the 90hp, squeal on any roundabout. The tyre place recommended as "taxi drivers all use them".

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