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#1 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted 27 February 2018 - 10:58 AM

After a fun* 30 mins phonecall to insure the latest purchase, I thought I'd cheer myself up by starting a collection thread a wee bitty early!

First clue.

I ain't had one of these before..
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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:03 AM

Silver Spirit ;)


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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:03 AM

Silver Spirit ;)


Close*

More of a turbo R man mesel (but lacking the means)
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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:10 AM

an unbroken clio? 


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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:12 AM

Is it a red one ?


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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:15 AM

an unbroken clio?


Steady, even I am only so masochistic..
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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:15 AM

Is it a red one ?


No it's not a red one.
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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:17 AM

Is it a blue one, etc etc etc etc etc


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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:18 AM

Is it a blue one, etc etc etc etc etc


No it's not a blue one, or any of the next 3 colours you guess;)
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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:26 AM

Is it an Auris?

 

It could be...


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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:38 AM

Have you had a Volvo before?


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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:40 AM

Does the shadow need to put the kettle on? 


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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:40 AM

A Mitsubishi Sigma

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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:45 AM

is it electric?


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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:50 AM

Corsa D 1.0 with broken cam chain?
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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:50 AM

Please please please be a Tempo Matador............ (I can dream!)


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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:51 AM

Is it an Auris?
 
It could be...

  

Eh, NAW


Have you had a Volvo before?

 

I have never owned a Volvo

 

Does the shadow need to put the kettle on?

 

I hope not, otherwise things will have gone tatas topside

 

A Mitsubishi Sigma

 

#nup

 

is it electric?


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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:53 AM

Proton Persona with Evo IV engine & running gear conversion.


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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:54 AM

NSU RO80


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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:55 AM

Corsa D 1.0 with broken cam chain?


I can't ever achieve such heady heights..

  

Please please please be a Tempo Matador............ (I can dream!)


I am unaware as to what such a thing is, but I now want one..
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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:55 AM

Into a meeting now - radio silence for a couple of hours.
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Posted 27 February 2018 - 11:59 AM

Has it got a V10?


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Posted 27 February 2018 - 12:06 PM

  

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I hope not, otherwise things will have gone tatas topside
 

 

Subliminal clue here - a SERIOUSLY fucked pickup?

 

and EDIT - Tempo Matador - loooouuururrvely

 

tempo_matador.jpg


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Posted 27 February 2018 - 12:39 PM

LHM.


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Posted 27 February 2018 - 01:24 PM

But

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Posted 27 February 2018 - 01:36 PM

Wilson Cubed’s e46 318.
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It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 


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Posted 27 February 2018 - 01:39 PM

Electric performance
Conventional power
Only one option really

V8 lawnmower.

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Posted 27 February 2018 - 01:41 PM

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Posted 27 February 2018 - 02:10 PM

Proton Persona with Evo IV engine & running gear conversion.

 

No, but it can go on the "WANT" list

 

NSU RO80

  

No, although the propulsion is not far off in terms of oddity

Has it got a V10?

  

Even with 2.5 of the lumps you'd struggle to achieve

Subliminal clue here - a SERIOUSLY fucked pickup?
 
and EDIT - Tempo Matador - loooouuururrvely
 

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Another "WANT" LIST addition..

  

LHM.

 

Thought you sold the Xantia at Roffle?

 

Wilson Cubed’s e46 318.

 

Fuck no - not an E46 fan (although WW car looks a clean one)

 

Electric performance
Conventional power
Only one option really
V8 lawnmower.
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YUSS but no

 

migraine 225


No but I did spot a cheap one today...
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Posted 27 February 2018 - 02:21 PM

NSU Ro80 V4 Henry...

TS
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Wallsend?.....it's not the End of the Walled ;<)

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