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K11C Micra - collected!

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#91 OFFLINE   Dick Longbridge

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Posted 17 February 2018 - 07:42 PM

And returned, sorry Dick!


Man... I almost *didn't* want a Micra. Never mind. Funny how people appear at the eleventh hour, despite previous reminders and pms. Onwards and upwards - anyone roffling a Suzuki Swift?!
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#92 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 17 February 2018 - 08:35 PM

Told you lmao
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#93 ONLINE   stephen01

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Posted 17 February 2018 - 08:37 PM

less grumpy now after a beer, I didn't intend on leaving it until the last hour , honest, and as for people not paying for a few quid raffle, I've no words. 

 

​like I said, I tried to reply but it just wouldn't send, and only just back from 24 hours out, and I would hardly call one initial PM  being chased for payment? 


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#94 OFFLINE   Mally

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Posted 17 February 2018 - 08:41 PM

Bit pedantic, but Flat4 said yonks ago he would have any spare numbers.


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Posted 17 February 2018 - 08:45 PM

56.... Lord Sterling wins!
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#96 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 17 February 2018 - 08:46 PM

Well done MO! Is MA due an upgrade?
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#97 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 17 February 2018 - 08:49 PM

^^ dunno but i think there might be a gbh in the worcs area tomorrow :D


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Posted 17 February 2018 - 08:51 PM

Glad Mo got this ...
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Posted 17 February 2018 - 08:53 PM

Seconded. Well played, Mo!


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Posted 17 February 2018 - 09:23 PM

Congratulations Mo
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#101 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 17 February 2018 - 09:35 PM

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Posted 17 February 2018 - 09:37 PM

Does he know yet? Poor lad's going to get the shock* of his life
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Posted 17 February 2018 - 10:17 PM

Oh dear Mo!

Gimme a shout if you can't do it, buddy.


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#104 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 17 February 2018 - 10:47 PM

^^^ vulture fecker :lol:
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#105 OFFLINE   Lord Sterling

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Posted 17 February 2018 - 11:23 PM

Oh shit! I've won a car :shock:

Errrr.......hmmm.....

L1 - I'll gove you a call tomorrow about collection.

I am excited and slightly worried.

This'll be great for Ma/Sis Sterling. My BMW is still doing Sterling work. My new job means it still won't get used in the week as I'll be picked up or have a van.
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Posted 17 February 2018 - 11:32 PM

My BMW is still doing Sterling work. 

 

I didn't know you were a Dad, Mo.  Cause that's a Dad joke right there.


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Posted 17 February 2018 - 11:37 PM

Don't get ripped off by inflated prices for k11 drivers wangmirror glass.

https://rover.ebay.c...tm/331404597077

 

Ordered, delivery by Wednesday it reckons.


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Posted 17 February 2018 - 11:39 PM

no - he lives near wales where nothing is funny :D


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Posted 18 February 2018 - 08:01 AM

I really enjoyed the opportunity of owning a full car for pocket change.... will definitely be playing this game again sometime :-)

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Posted 18 February 2018 - 12:56 PM

Anyone able to help shitely this down?
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Posted 18 February 2018 - 02:28 PM

Excellent news chaps! Spoke with Ma_Sterling. This car is destined to be a present for Sis_Sterling, her birthday is coming up and Ma is paying for driving lessons for her. I'll try a d get the car back here, fit some newer items to it, clean it up and it'll be her birthday present.

I no longer have my trade plates as I've left the trade plating game. If anyone can relay it here, I'll be most greatful, if not, I'll bash on some day insurance and a bit of rent to get it down (with a slight bit of financial help from Ma)
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Posted 18 February 2018 - 08:37 PM

funk me i just checked and its over 3 hours away!!1!


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Posted 18 February 2018 - 09:12 PM

Couldn't have gone to a more deserving 'shiter. Well done, Mo.


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Posted 18 February 2018 - 09:15 PM

Cheers Billy. I really appreciate it, thank you man. This'll make one Sis_Sterling a very happy young woman.
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Posted 19 February 2018 - 07:49 AM

Congrats, that looks like a lovely little car. I used to have an irrational hatred of these until I drove one, which probably stemmed from the driver profile and image at the time rather than the car itself.
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Posted 20 February 2018 - 11:28 AM

New mirror has arrived which is pretty quick.  Will fit it on my lunch break 


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Posted 24 February 2018 - 01:03 PM

New mirror fitted.

 

BUMP in case anyone can help out with logistics here, LS is struggling to squeeze collection in until the end of March.


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Posted 17 March 2018 - 12:31 PM

Handbrake now freed off

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And a shit keyring knocked together

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Posted 17 March 2018 - 01:30 PM

Yep, just on my way up now. Been driving a Lexus LS400 4.0 V8 for the last 150-ish miles. Very nice and serene. Gonna be a different drive back down.
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'90 Rover 827 Sterling auto - ...Broken... :(
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#120 OFFLINE   MikeR

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Posted 17 March 2018 - 02:02 PM

make sure the hand brake is well freed off , they can bind , overheat and boil the brake fluid resulting in total brake loss , happened to a family member who needed a full under wear service ......


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