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#120331 ONLINE   Matt

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:37 PM

SVM collection team crew vehicle.

 

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https://www.ebay.co....TEAAOSwZ3Baev-B


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#120332 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:40 PM

Check out this box of piss

 

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https://www.ebay.co....ME/263493006587

 

1.6 Pinto!!!!! WTF! This must do about 40mph/18mpg/engine service life of 40,000 miles.

 

Even if you are the WORLDS BIGGEST CORTINA LUVVA is there any joy at all to be had from owning this thing? I cannot believe that you could have any enjoyable tourism/leisure/travel experience in it.


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#120333 ONLINE   Matt

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:41 PM

Not as good as a free one.

 

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#120334 ONLINE   Matt

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:45 PM

appears quite solid

 

It's fucked and they know it.

 

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#120335 ONLINE   Matt

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:46 PM

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#120336 OFFLINE   lesapandre

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:48 PM

Celebrity big bother? 


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#120337 ONLINE   Matt

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:48 PM

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#120338 OFFLINE   lesapandre

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:50 PM

"No MOT but could be easily made compliant" Who? Van or MoT tester?



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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:50 PM

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:54 PM

RING RING... RING RING...

 

 

 

 

Hello Sunroofs In A Hurry Ltd, sunroofs installed in 30 minutes or less.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:58 PM

It's 2018 FFS and this is the best photo they came manage.

 

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https://www.ebay.co....Z8AAOSwZW1agA9x


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:59 PM

Or this other Japanese young timer also in Kircaldy.

 

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 10:03 PM

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 10:05 PM

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#120345 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 10:10 PM

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WOW!!!!


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 10:33 PM

Under £4,800. Facebook South Africa:

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 10:36 PM

3.5 Litre V8. £4,500. Facebook ZA:

 

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 10:37 PM

£1,500:  

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Loads more on Facebook here:

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 11:33 PM

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His cut off date is a year too late.


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 11:37 PM

Fugg me that's a rare beast.  It's going to go for stupid money isn't it?



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Posted 14 February 2018 - 11:58 PM

Unsure why the dog's chained up, like everyone else he's not going to piss on this for £25,000

 

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https://www.ebay.co....vQAAOSww5RahGga

 

'ill not entertain stupid tyre kicking offers

 

​£25,950.00

 

​I'll just let that sink in. TWENY FIVE THOUSAND, NINE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS.

 

what is now becoming a very rare fully restored 4 door Morris Minor.

Mate, there are more 4 door Morris Minors around now than there were when the bastard things were new.


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:00 AM

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£8000 plus shipping and dewankerisation.

 

 https://www.gumtree....390911339045209


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:04 AM

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£3500 plus shipping.

 

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 12:06 AM

Orange Cortina is only £4,870.


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 01:08 AM

That pisses all over that bodged rustbucket mk4 Tina S that the cretin wanted 25 bags for


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 01:12 AM

It's 2018 FFS and this is the best photo they came manage.

 

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https://www.ebay.co....Z8AAOSwZW1agA9x

 

TBH I'm just surprised to learn there's overlap between people who own a £1,000 iPhone and people who own an E-reg Mazda 323.


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 07:34 AM

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There's a whole thread on here atm where people are getting fully engorged about these.  Win the entire discussion with this little champ.


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 08:59 AM

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/b~AAAOSwS...

There's a whole thread on here atm where people are getting fully engorged about these. Win the entire discussion with this little champ.

Awwwwww... pity it's not caged etc... great looking thing though..
reliving my youth

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Posted 15 February 2018 - 10:30 AM

 

interesting chod in the background too. no idea what they are though


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Posted 15 February 2018 - 10:35 AM

check out this horror

 

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this is the least offensive photo

 

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full on ram raid of the window licker aisle in Halfrauds

 

lectrics ready to burst into flames any time soon

 

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Pug 307 - son's daily runner Sold to Arthur Foxhake

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Jaguar x308 Sovereign 4 litre - nicked by Fathathestag might be up 4sayle soon

Triumph Staaag 1973 - cheaper than a mistress.. just

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Range Rover 1972 - complete shed but in line for restoration

Land Rover 1969 SIIa SWB - belongs to Fathathestag but maintained and welded by me

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