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#120301 OFFLINE   Felly Magic

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 04:08 PM

That feckin Barried Aldi, windscreen gone and nowt left of the front, Blackburn explains everything! And GM were awfully confused what to do when they had that diseasel engine, and the mind boggles as to why someone actually ordered one in the first place, that engine belongs in a canal barge, or at the bottom of the sea


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 04:08 PM

Rover 620 ti 

 

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https://www.ebay.co....4EAAOSwgeBae2QS

 

'has had the thermostat removed to ensure it doesn't suffer the dreaded k series head gasket problems.'


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 04:09 PM

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/zXQAAOSw-...

 

https://www.ebay.co....XQAAOSw-CVag1Hd

 

'Been in light accident'

 

Light accident? It looks like it's been strafed by the bloody RAF.

 

And doesn't give us any photos of the """""""light"""""""********* damage!

 

Twat crashes own twatmobile and covers up own twatiness.


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#120304 OFFLINE   Felly Magic

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 04:13 PM

Fairly tidy looking Fellatio with the not great 1.6 VW lump, cheap & long test, power steering etc 

 

https://www.ebay.co....AEAAOSwfphad0yP

 

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 04:15 PM

Whose bright idea was that, to put such a doorstop in a Cadillac?

 

I can't say for sure, but at a guess it'd be someone who originally hails from Co. Armagh.

 

Even today, the only non-diesel vehicles tolerated round these parts are trailer queen Mk2 Escorts or shagged Impreza WRX replicas. Everything else has to be fuelled out of the big red diesel tank in the barn, or it is literally considered to be no use as a mode of transport.

 

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#120306 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 04:15 PM

Full moon

 

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Half moon

 

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TOTAL ECLIPSE

 

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https://www.ebay.co....IkAAOSwQTxahAQA

 

06f44f1e9ac3cdae3f1203d5e172b038ad3308b0

 

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#120307 OFFLINE   Felly Magic

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 04:19 PM

Rover 620 ti 

 

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https://www.ebay.co....4EAAOSwgeBae2QS

 

'has had the thermostat removed to ensure it doesn't suffer the dreaded k series head gasket problems.'

Aren't these T series though?


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#120308 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 04:20 PM

Don't want to worry you M8, but your bonnet has melted into a dog

 

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https://www.ebay.co....5AAAOSwCglahAFt


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 04:21 PM

Aren't these T series though?

 

That's kind of why I quoted K-series reference.


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 04:23 PM

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 04:28 PM

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#120312 OFFLINE   Felly Magic

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 04:37 PM

Its fucked M9 ^^


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 06:45 PM

This sold on Gumtree for £220 a few weeks back.



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Posted 14 February 2018 - 06:56 PM

https://www.ebay.co....TO/183073470163
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/znkAAOSwM...


I’m having one of these before the tax kicks in. The ‘owner’ has a few choice offerings, I’d be looking to get a 3 for 2 deal I reckon!
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Posted 14 February 2018 - 07:29 PM

$_86.JPG

 

 

https://www.gumtree....ied-/1286916801

 

 

show car


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2006 Golf GT - not really shite, or shit for that matter


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 07:52 PM

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CAMPER VAN DAY VAN

 

 

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THESE VANS GO FOR AROUND 5K KITTED OUT

 

Yes mate, and they go for around £150 on the weighbridge


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 07:52 PM

Autoshite colour scheme MK1 Fiesta

 

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Also in Autoshite spec, L

 

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https://www.ebay.co....5.c100009.m1982


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 08:04 PM

 

hmm

 

 

 

then got a nock on bottom end so fitted new bigends an not had the time to finish sump need pitting bk on and oil putting in an should be fine

 

That sounds like something I very much want to get stuck into. 


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 08:09 PM

Future shite dog kidnapper wagon.

 

 

 

automatic or tiptronic gearbox with steering wheel 'floppy paddles' 

 

I love those modern floppy paddle gearboxes, unlike this dog.

 

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https://www.ebay.co....119.m1438.l2649


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 08:55 PM

Four Gs, Congleton. It's once of those ace early ones with that daft window in the front, too. It's got those fantastic red seats an' all

 

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https://www.ebay.co....UIAAOSwaPtZ4h0R


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 08:58 PM

This is down to £900 now, another to be filed in the 'no use for it, haven't got the licence or storage but still would' department

 

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https://www.ebay.co....EwAAOSwQN5ab3A8


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:01 PM

Unsure what's more impressive, the front wheel arch being made out of cardboard or the fact he uses a tent as a sales room

 

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https://www.ebay.co....D8AAOSwjIVagtva


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:07 PM

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There must actually be a reason you'd use half a 1970's greenhouse door with a bit of a dildo for a handle, but I can't think why.


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:12 PM

 

There must actually be a reason you'd use half a 1970's greenhouse door with a bit of a dildo for a handle, but I can't think why.

 

You'd feel a bit of a dick opening that door.


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:12 PM

Unsure why the dog's chained up, like everyone else he's not going to piss on this for £25,000

 

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https://www.ebay.co....vQAAOSww5RahGga

 

'ill not entertain stupid tyre kicking offers

 

​£25,950.00

 

​I'll just let that sink in. TWENY FIVE THOUSAND, NINE HUNDRED AND FIFTY POUNDS.


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:18 PM

That mini trailer is mind-bogglingly shit! Wow.

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:20 PM

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Look how ace that is, 1.9 diesel so guessing DW8?

 

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'Ideal for a safe builder'


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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:25 PM

{swoon}

 

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:30 PM

10 minute drive from me

 

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Posted 14 February 2018 - 09:35 PM

Be like The Moog but A LOT MORE SERIOUS.

 

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