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#1 OFFLINE   Marty

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 12:10 PM

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Please make this Citroen, because we all know that 6 years after its been made ANYONE will be able to afford one. Futureshitetastic :D

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 12:19 PM

The new SM! STUNNING!I do so hope they put something like it into production. 8)

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 12:39 PM

we all know that 6 years after its been made ANYONE will be able to afford one. Futureshitetastic :D

Absolutely, and in 20 years when all that red paint has gone different shades of pink, I'm going to want one really really badly.
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Posted 13 December 2007 - 01:32 PM

Yum, thats future shite on a stick :D (If Citreon have got the minerals to put it into production....)
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Posted 13 December 2007 - 02:03 PM

Yes, other cars I can't wait to buy are:
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Because my wife hates them and thinks they look like a hearse...

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Another Chrysler beauty

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And quite possibly...
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#6 OFFLINE   wilko

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 02:43 PM

Hmmm... take the back end of a

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graft on the front end of a

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add some huge...

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Do a little "remix", and... ta da!

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Instant shite!

I wonder how long that took the designers...

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 03:43 PM

paint it black and you have the next Batmobile.....looks great IMHO.

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 05:03 PM

Surely CityRovers are shite already - I don't know how cheap they are though. Probably not quite a few hundred yet, but that time can't be far off!

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 05:38 PM

I must be missing something here, coz to me that is ABSOLUTELY HIDEOUS!! Words fail me!! Oh, and my other half thinks the PT Cruiser looks like a hearse too. I detest it for trying to be something it's not.

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 07:19 PM

I agree! What a god-awful crock.

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 07:26 PM

I went to an american classic show recently and there was about 30 PT Crappers there including one with chrome hubcaps and fake 'woody' sides!!! We like shite but these were just poor, pathetic and pants

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 07:28 PM

barried up PT kroozers are the absolute pits of motoring. BRING BACK HANGING!

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 07:43 PM

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 07:46 PM

I was thinking more....

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Rather than Balsa Wood & Ronseal
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Posted 13 December 2007 - 08:42 PM

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Don't black ball me chaps! but I don't mind these and like the look of the chrome hub capped fake wooden side panelled one above :oops: Must be something to do with being a Devon redneck :lol::lol:
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Posted 13 December 2007 - 09:04 PM

Personally think that Cit is stunning, love it. Sorry.HS
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Posted 13 December 2007 - 09:13 PM

Those PTs are really ironic, if you think about it. The Cruiser was a major manufacturors pathetic attempt to get the Hot Rod "look" into main-stream shite. To actually then take one and Rod it strikes me as insane. Or is it just me? :?

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 09:39 PM

I wouldn't mind so much if they actually did rod them up.I (unwillingly, they were just going the same way as me) convoyed with a pair of done-up PT Cruisers. One had really awful flames on it, tribal stickers in the rear window and loads of chrome. Whereas the other had all the chrome redone in gold and a silly American font numberplate. That's pretty much all I need to say!

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 10:04 PM

The PT Cruiser would have been about a billion times more acceptable if they had built it how the concept looked...

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I like the outragious Citroen-ness of their concept but can't help but feel it's a bit too fussy and as a result not really very gracefull like a DS or CX was.

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Posted 13 December 2007 - 10:05 PM

http://www.fminow.com/pt/PT_Exterior_pic...

That has what appears to be a wheelchair ramp sticking out of it; from the looks of things I suspect that it might be possible to trundle straight in and drive!

It's a truly vile car, but surely much better than being chauffeured around in a Metro Chairman.




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