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#31 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 14 July 2018 - 10:18 PM

Bump


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#32 OFFLINE   Brodders

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Posted 14 July 2018 - 11:57 PM

I will buy random for Ken.

I don't particularly need it, but am more than happy to watch from the sidelines and add to the potential chaos which might unfold.
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Posted 15 July 2018 - 12:13 AM

Also willing to purchase a random for pbk...lets get everyone buying him a random haha
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Posted 15 July 2018 - 06:34 AM

5 randoms for me, thanks.
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#35 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 15 July 2018 - 08:09 AM

Oh you evil bastards lol.

 

Just for that Brodders I am going to secretly paint the 1300 a lurid vomit green whilst you sleep. 


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Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle

Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space

Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite

Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite

MG ZT Mean Green Machine

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Posted 15 July 2018 - 02:04 PM

i'll take a random please



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Posted 15 July 2018 - 08:22 PM

Bump


Hyundai i10 auto - white goods shite

Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle

Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space

Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite

Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite

MG ZT Mean Green Machine

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Posted 15 July 2018 - 09:49 PM

I'll take 3 randomz.
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Posted 15 July 2018 - 11:28 PM

1. PBK (random from chancer)
2. Califfone_revenge obo PBK
3. PBK
4. Califfone_revenge obo PBK
5. Jimbob McGregor
6. Califfone_revenge obo PBK
7. PBK
8. PBK
9. Califfone_revenge obo PBK
10. Califfone_revenge obo PBK
11. Califfone_revenge obo PBK
12. PBK
13. Califfone_revenge obo PBK
14. Califfone_revenge obo PBK
15. PBK
16. Califfone_revenge obo PBK
17. Califfone_revenge obo PBK
18. Califfone_revenge obo PBK
19. PBK
20. Califfone_revenge obo PBK
21. theorganist
22. Califfone_revenge obo PBK
23. PBK
24. PBK (random from Coprolalia)
25. Talbot
26. PBK (random from Brodders)
27. PBK (random from Captain Furious)
28. stephen01 (random)
29. PBK (random from Coprolalia)
30. PBK (random from The Moog)
31. PBK*
32. Jimbob McGregor
33. PBK*
34. PBK (random from The Moog)
35. PBK (random from Brodders)
36. Talbot
37. PBK (random from Dave_Q)
38. theorganist
39. Jimbob McGregor
40. PBK*
41. PBK (random from The Moog)
42. PBK*
43. PBK
44. PBK (random from Captain Furious)
45. Talbot
46. PBK (random from Dave_Q)
47. PBK (random from The Moog)
48. PBK*
49. PBK
50. PBK (random from Brodders)
51. PBK*
52. Jimbob McGregor
53. PBK (random from The Moog)
54. PBK*
55. PBK (random from brodders)
56. PBK*
57. PBK
58. PBK (random from Brodders)
59. Jimbob McGregor
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Posted 15 July 2018 - 11:31 PM

Here's my attempt at taking some photos of the grot on the sills:

 

Offside:

 

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This is the worst looking bit on the outer sill:

 

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Nearside - not as bad as the offside but will still need some tickling:

 

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Back edge of the outer sill, bit bubbly:

 

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Posted 25 July 2018 - 05:07 PM

This is now only a week away from the bridge.  #justsaying

 

I took it for a quick drive on Sunday and it still flies.



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Posted 28 July 2018 - 01:02 PM

Bumping it up one more time in case anybody else wants to buy PBK some more tickets.


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Posted 28 July 2018 - 01:32 PM

Give him 5 more from me
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Posted 28 July 2018 - 05:08 PM

just give him the fkin car :lol:


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Posted 01 August 2018 - 05:47 PM

This has had a month's reprieve because I forgot to cancel the direct debit for the tax couldn't bring myself to scrap such a fine example of a classic automobile.

 

If I can sell ten more tickets then I'll draw the roffle - I'll donate the remaining unsold tickets to Ken.


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Posted 01 August 2018 - 05:55 PM

I shall have two random numbers, now I shall read the whole thread to see what it is being roffled!


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Posted 01 August 2018 - 10:30 PM

Glad it has a reprieve. I did think about this old beastie today, I was behind a J plate white dizzler one on the M25, I left, heading off at J21 towards St Albans. The 205 carried straight on. Looked like it hadn't seen a sponge for a few months and apart from a rash of the brown stuff on the nearside rear arch, it looked solid. 

 

I did wonder if it was someone from here but I spied no AS stickers. 

 

A huge 'cor' and 'thank you' to all of you lunatics who appear to have donated tickets my way for this fine vehicle. I can only express my thanks via this page. A shed load of virtual large Mixed Kebab from the local super Turkish is gifted to you all.

 

If she does venture my way then I will do my best by her. I'll just have to totally avoid the ULEZ areas in that there London. Meh!


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Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space

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Posted 01 August 2018 - 11:19 PM

Pop 4 more randoms to PBK from me, I can't resist pouring petrol on the flames of chaos (plus it will leave plans for fleet reduction in tatters).
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Posted 02 August 2018 - 07:08 AM

All updated - thanks folks, on behalf of me, the car, and Ken. :)



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Posted 02 August 2018 - 07:36 AM

I really want a 205 TD, but sadly this is far too far from me to be any sort of economical to recover and then repair.

Therefore a couple more randoms for PBK please.

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Posted 02 August 2018 - 08:22 AM

2 randoms for PBK from me please.

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Posted 02 August 2018 - 10:37 AM

2 Randoms for PBK - does this that take us to 10?



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Posted 02 August 2018 - 06:17 PM

Aye, I think we're just about there. :)

 

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 06:19 AM

The lucky roffle monies are being hosted in my PayPal account.
The address is - ammond at hotmail.co.uk
We may even get some PMs fired out today, detailing amounts owed. Feel free to work it out yourselves and send the required money in the meantime.
Remember - £2 per ticket. Send money as GIFT. No mention of raffle please. Yes mention of username please.
Ta very much.

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 06:39 AM

Payment sent - thanks.
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Posted 03 August 2018 - 07:54 AM

An 85% chance of Ken winning by my rough skim over the list.

 

He may as well start getting delivery quotes!


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Posted 03 August 2018 - 09:20 AM

Holy fuck lol


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Posted 03 August 2018 - 07:19 PM

Paid, good luck Ken.

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Posted 03 August 2018 - 07:36 PM

Thanks everybody. I really am amazed at this place at times even though I know folk on here are 110% ace anyway.

 

Am going to have to remodel the vaguely empty garage again. Damn all that new shelving unit stuff.

 

There is a slim percentage that I might not be the roffle winner..... I needed to say that.

 

I do need to say that if I meet up with anyone of the gift rofflers then a massive sliced bacon sarnie and a pint of the cold stuff is totally on me. If any of you are in the locality then dinner a la Turkish is also on me. I'm a shit spanner twirler so this is the best way I could say thank you. Just in case :)


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Rover 75 1.8 auto - wafty kettle

Ford Galaxy - big red shite with added space

Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite

Triumph Dolomite 1850 auto - crusty shite

MG ZT Mean Green Machine

MGF 1.8 VVC BRG floppytop shite


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Posted 03 August 2018 - 09:26 PM

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