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#53971 OFFLINE   omegod

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Posted Today, 08:45 PM

I've just convinced my ginger daughter that gingers shouldn't interbreed as that's what causes Albinism, I'd love it if she repeats this in a biology lesson 



#53972 ONLINE   Bren

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Posted Today, 08:53 PM

Watching period road tests of muscle cars on youtube - Bud Lindemann is the host of whatever programme they were taken from. His commentry is very good and the music is like something from a 70's strip club.

While the cars were very quick in a straight line around the bends were hilarious - go and see.

#53973 ONLINE   danthecapriman

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Posted Today, 08:59 PM

Today has been absolutely glorious! I’ve decided spring is now definitely here and winter has taken its shit and fucked off because it’s a cunt and nobody likes it. At long last.

Anyway, I took the dogs for a walk out in the country, went through a rapeseed field which smelt absolutely gorgeous! Lovely warm sunny day to be out and about. Lots of trees and bushes starting to get their leaves and blossom too.
Went home and sat my arse out in the garden in the warmest sunniest spot. It’s just so nice to finally go outside and feel comfortable temperature wise and not get rained on.
Such a nice evening I washed and polished the volvo too.
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#53974 ONLINE   Timewaster

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Posted Today, 09:01 PM

I bet if you pulled up at the services and the electrical charging bays were full of diesels you’d laugh like a drain if your Tesla had 10% charge.


The hatched area is the electric car spaces, no?
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#53975 ONLINE   SiC

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Posted Today, 09:02 PM

Today has been absolutely glorious! I’ve decided spring is now definitely here and winter has taken its shit and fucked off because it’s a cunt and nobody likes it. At long last.

Anyway, I took the dogs for a walk out in the country, went through a rapeseed field which smelt absolutely gorgeous! Lovely warm sunny day to be out and about. Lots of trees and bushes starting to get their leaves and blossom too.
Went home and sat my arse out in the garden in the warmest sunniest spot. It’s just so nice to finally go outside and feel comfortable temperature wise and not get rained on.
Such a nice evening I washed and polished the volvo too.


Get much done on the Capri? ;)
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#53976 ONLINE   danthecapriman

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Posted Today, 09:09 PM

Get much done on the Capri? ;)


Errr...


Best intentions and all that!
Though I did dig out some of the shorter new brake pipes I’ve made up, cleaned them with some white spirit and gave them a coat of clear engine bay lacquer to stop them corroding green. They’re ready to go on the car now, so that’s something?
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