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#53821 OFFLINE   HarmonicCheeseburger

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Posted 14 March 2019 - 09:57 PM

FLAC in a Micra? Sledgehammer to crack a nut much? :D

 

To be frank mostly will be using Mp3 but heh, why not if it will :D


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#53822 OFFLINE   andy18s

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 05:55 AM

Just heard our 1st Woodpeckers having a go at the walnut tree in the garden
Sounded so much like the Predator clicking away I was half expecting to hear "anytime" to be whispered in my ear....
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#53823 ONLINE   Rod/b

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 06:21 AM

Ye Gods ! Look at the fucking state of that !

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#53824 OFFLINE   sierraman

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 04:30 PM

Aldi have their litre tins of metal paint in again. Wonderful stuff this, managed to get a tin today at last for £4.99. I shouldn’t be this happy over the purchase of some metal paint.
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#53825 OFFLINE   dozeydustman

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 04:42 PM

My bro is in Iceland and sent me this as it’s his rental.

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When I honeymooned in Iceland (2016) we had a Vitara, most of the hire cars were if you said you were sightseeing. We were also given snow chains as for some roads, particularly around the Reykjanes and Borganes regions it was and probably still is mandatory to carry them on some of the mountainous roads.

 

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I R car parking well.

 

I really recommend a week or so out there, it's stunning.


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#53826 ONLINE   loserone

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 04:53 PM

Aldi have their litre tins of metal paint in again. Wonderful stuff this, managed to get a tin today at last for £4.99. I shouldn’t be this happy over the purchase of some metal paint.


Imagine if they sold a waxoyl like product

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#53827 ONLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 05:16 PM

Toledo progres...... spending a day on each panel stripping it down to bare metal if needed. Rear passenger door done, boot lid done, O/S sill done and tomorrow will see the O/S front wing sorted once I unbolt the front bumper.

 

Each panel is being rust killed and dusted over with red oxide until the weather improves. Hoping that some will just need a quick sanding to just key the surface for paint.

 

Making progress at last, that is the grin :)


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#53828 OFFLINE   Bianconeri

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 06:23 PM

Graffiti seen on a wall in Salisbury today.

 

Three things I hate:

 

1. Graffiti

2. Lists

3. Irony


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#53829 OFFLINE   Wack

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 09:18 PM

Flicking through some adverts on face ache when I found this young lady selling some bootsScreenshot_20190310-223914_Facebook.jpg
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#53830 ONLINE   SiC

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 09:19 PM

Is it bad that I noticed first that your phone has been upgraded to Android 9 Pie.
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#53831 OFFLINE   anonymous user

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 09:31 PM

I know I wasn't going to buy stuff I don't need, but in a local antique shop I found a case of Masonic regalia and thought of a use for some of it.
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#53832 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 09:35 PM

Still quicker there than billy riding his a year 24/7

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#53833 ONLINE   Tamworthbay

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 09:38 PM

When I honeymooned in Iceland (2016) we had a Vitara, most of the hire cars were if you said you were sightseeing. We were also given snow chains as for some roads, particularly around the Reykjanes and Borganes regions it was and probably still is mandatory to carry them on some of the mountainous roads.

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I R car parking well.

I really recommend a week or so out there, it's stunning.

I have been to Iceland a few times and love the Reykjanes peninsular, it is a great area to explore. On one occasion we had an ‘interesting’ bus driver who tried to get up an ice covered dirt track near the frozen lake with a run up. We got three quarters of the way up before stopping and gently sliding the whole way back down (about 200yds). It was an entertaining couple of minutes.
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#53834 ONLINE   Tamworthbay

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 09:39 PM

Still quicker there than billy riding his a year 24/7


‘This window can’t be opened’ want a bet? :-)

#53835 OFFLINE   Wack

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 10:03 PM

Is it bad that I noticed first that your phone has been upgraded to Android 9 Pie.


Is that good , if you saw me you'd realise straight away I like a pie
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#53836 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 10:27 PM

‘This window can’t be opened’ want a bet? :-)


Put billy thru it

That's harsh
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#53837 ONLINE   beko1987

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Posted 16 March 2019 - 12:00 PM

Work team pissup day! I picked up 2 people too, who both conceded that the zx is 'alright' as we hit it's max speed of 73mph!
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#53838 ONLINE   beko1987

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Posted 16 March 2019 - 12:25 PM

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#53839 ONLINE   beko1987

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Posted 16 March 2019 - 12:35 PM

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#53840 OFFLINE   Sheefag

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Posted 16 March 2019 - 12:47 PM

You've jacked the suspension up a bit I see, Beko.


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#53841 ONLINE   beko1987

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Posted 16 March 2019 - 01:16 PM

I'm on a smoll bus! Couldn't drive in London, horrible place!
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#53842 ONLINE   PhilA

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Posted 16 March 2019 - 01:51 PM

It's March. Neighbor has an orange tree. She had too many oranges so gave me some.

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Couple bags full of oranges translated into orange juice.

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Determined my coffee filters are too fine for orange juice though. Ha. A teaspoon of cream of tartar and that's some damn fine juice. We had a couple of frosty bits of weather so the fruits are really sweet.

Phil
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Posted 16 March 2019 - 03:38 PM

I'm on a smoll bus! Couldn't drive in London, horrible place!

 

Get an old HiAce, it turns it into a target rich environment.


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#53844 OFFLINE   Christine

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Posted 16 March 2019 - 04:37 PM

:-D

 

 

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Posted 16 March 2019 - 05:03 PM

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Just rolling along


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Posted 16 March 2019 - 08:55 PM

Van buddies.

 

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Also first time using the panorama feature on my new phone - never needed to before, but I couldn't quite get both vans in shot without going into the neighbour's garden, which would have been rude.


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Posted 17 March 2019 - 07:17 AM

unless the counters broken, Autoshites 2000th member is someone called bastard  :mrgreen:

 

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Posted 17 March 2019 - 07:40 AM

It's March. Neighbor has an orange tree. She had too many oranges so gave me some.

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Couple bags full of oranges translated into orange juice.

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Determined my coffee filters are too fine for orange juice though. Ha. A teaspoon of cream of tartar and that's some damn fine juice. We had a couple of frosty bits of weather so the fruits are really sweet.

Phil

That made my mouth water.



#53849 OFFLINE   HillmanImp

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Posted 17 March 2019 - 10:43 AM

This guy has got to be trolling.

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Posted 18 March 2019 - 02:04 PM

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