eddyramrod Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 So do I!!!!!!! mrbenn, LightBulbFun and busmansholiday 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Spotted this outside the local scrappy, an old guy who works there was sitting in it looking very proud of his creation, yes that is Lambo doors and side exit exhaust fitted to a shitty Pug diesel estate, I didn't have the balls to take a frontal shot but it had to be seen to be believed, it's in use mrbenn, Lacquer Peel, The Moog and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbenn Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 I got a letter today asking me to go for a job interview in two weeks! Bloody good luck, Eddy! What's the job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 From the swinley MTB pages on Facebook. Sheefag, Brodders, skattrd and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Bloody good luck, Eddy! What's the job?I don't want to put any kind of jinx on it yet...(But thank you, anyway ) mrbenn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FakeConcern Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 skattrd and Sheefag 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 Some great old car trade pictures on car sales memes https://www.facebook.com/carsalesmemes/ Stevebrookman, Lacquer Peel, DeeJay and 16 others 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted February 27, 2019 Share Posted February 27, 2019 FFS Beko, out of order m8 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47391080 myglaren, Datsuncog, Eddie Honda and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 FFS Beko, out of order m8 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47391080How do you think I got a boot full of parts to fix my car the week before payday... Anyway, James made me do it mrbenn and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Turncoat bastard dobbed me in. I'll be out one day if your listening, I'll rip the motor from your stupid non cord rewind head with a lump hammer whilst you sleep The Moog, davehedgehog31, mrbenn and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Always thought James was a wrong ‘un mrbenn and beko1987 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 The CQC are due to visit our Trust Very Soon. I have informed my management team that I intend to answer each question the CQC person may ask thusly: 'I believe that may be an ecumenical matter'. I see no flaw with this plan, especially as I retire in 57 days. Coprolalia, Rusty_Rocket, wuvvum and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Hopefully you will not do a full Father Jack if you get fed up with the questions SiC and purplebargeken 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 AA fun this morning, got our renewal letter yesterday, £29 a month... Called up, best they can do is £24 a month sir, of course we are more expensive than our competitors (I read him my green flag quote for £14.50 a month) as we are the best blah blah added services blah blah we can fix your car at the roadside if you have an accident (WTF, how does that work. "Oh hi, yea I hit a tree at 65mph could you rebuild the front end of my car so I can continue my journey?) OK, thanks, please cancelBut,,,CANCEL. PLEASE. NOW Amy's ears pricked up at this point as I was on loudspeaker as I was on the laptop at the time, I could see her mouthing 'are you sure, what are you doing?'. Told her to watch, as I couldnt talk as they can still hear me even though I'm on hold whilst he cancels. 'OK Mr Watson, that's cancelled for you, however if I could ju... *ping, cancellation email* "Have a good day, bye" - hang up Amy then worries that I've cancelled the breakdown cover, she's obviously come to like it as a safety net, remembering me having to use it in the past (ZX collection, Xantia cambelt failure). Hang on, why have I got an email from the AA welcoming me? Because as soon as the cancellation email came through, I hit buy on an identical policy, same cover, same cars, same bank account... but in Amys name. £15 a month Welcome to the AA love, I'm off to work, bye! Chancing fuckers! Sheefag, purplebargeken, Exiled_Tat_Gatherer and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiltox Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 £15 a month? Autoaid is £44 a year Craig the Princess, loserone and Rusty_Rocket 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Is that home assist too or coming with a warranty or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefag Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Some great old car trade pictures on car sales memes https://www.facebook.com/carsalesmemes/Free Cockbooks. Now that's how you to drag the punters in. somewhatfoolish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefag Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 The CQC are due to visit our Trust Very Soon. I have informed my management team that I intend to answer each question the CQC person may ask thusly: 'I believe that may be an ecumenical matter'. I see no flaw with this plan, especially as I retire in 57 days. Ken, whatever you do, don't leave it until the last couple of days to go on the rob.I, and I'm confident many here, have made that expensive, schoolboy error. myglaren, DeeJay, privatewire and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 £15 a month? Autoaid is £44 a yearYea but don't you have to pay to be recovered then claim it back? That's the bit I can't do. Being perpetually skint after the 2nd week of the month I just need to be dragged home foc so I can fix it at the weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dean36014 Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 I don't pay that way with my Autoaid account. I had the XM recovered last year, there within a hour, scooped up and deposited home, no charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 *looks into things* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 I think technically they can charge, but most local recovery orgs will not want the hassle of taking money from the user Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 £48 a year Right fuck this, thanks chaps. Will get AA cancelled (cooling off period win! Will have to get Amy to do it though) and get that bought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 They changed that about 3 years ago (just after I started with them). No need to pay for the recovery (the two times I've been recovered). beko1987 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3VOM Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 52877871_2063753230345178_2801819896910970880_n.jpgWhich reminds me - what is the worst thing to read in Braille? Do not touch. DSdriver and Redfred 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Picture of the head honcho of Daimler on the news is making me grin. Old Gottlieb himself would have been proud of those whiskers. HillmanImp, loserone and eddyramrod 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefag Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 He did a cracking job, landing that A320 in the Hudson. Amishtat, AlabamaShrimp, NorfolkNWeigh and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanky Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Apologies in advance to songstress and strong female role model Rachel Platton, but having heard the chorus of this on the radio the other day, I felt compelled to write an improved version for the forum theme music. While possibly not in the same league as Billy's Convoy rendition, I'm pretty pleased with myself. Written in notepad, on work time, I give you "Shite Song" (to be sung at volume 11, after 17 pints in your local flat-roof pub at 1am), a subtle* reworking of "Fight Song" with original tune available here Shite songFrom a bald tyreon a VolvoTo chassis roton a RenaultLife with no working carIn the sodding fleetI might only have ten daysThe ministry won't have me beatAll those parts that didn't fitEURO Car Parts hurt my brainI'll weld this muttha up tonightDVSA feel my pain!Chorus:This is my shite songIts going all wrongI'm not alright songThe welder's turned onIsopon's mixed up real strongI'll play my shite songAnd I don't really care if everyone thinks I'm crazeeeCause I'll never lease an Audi on PCPLosing blood and I'm tasting rustIn grinding discs, all my trustAbout to go bust,say I'm about to go bustIts been ten daysstill chasing rotbut there's a grinder burning in my handsand I still believeYeah I still believeAll those parts that didn't fitEURO Car Parts hurt my brainI'll weld this muttha up tonightDVSA feel my pain!Chorus:This is my shite songIts going all wrongI'm not alright songThe welder's turned on(Isopon's) mixed up real strongI'll play my shite songAnd I don't really care if everyone thinks I'm crazeeeCause I'll never lease an Audi on PCPAn Audi on PCPFrom a bald tyreon a VolvoTo chassis roton a RenaultLife with no working carIn the sodding fleetI might only have ten daysThe ministry won't have me beat Chorus:This is my shite songIts going all wrongI'm not alright songThe welder's turned on(Isopon's) mixed up real strongI'll play my shite songAnd I don't really care if everyone thinks I'm crazeeeCause I'll never lease an Audi on PCPCause I'll never lease an Audi on PCP Soz... eddyramrod, Crusty Sills, Cavcraft and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squire_Dawson Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Picture of the head honcho of Daimler on the news is making me grin. Old Gottlieb himself would have been proud of those whiskers. Did he work in Argentina sometime after the war I wonder. GrumpiusMaximus and Lacquer Peel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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