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makes sense , ive been searching cocks all week lol
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What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 01:40 PM
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:30 PM
Brother in law was a taxi owner in Hull and there was a 5-year age limit on them.
When I was a taxi driver back in nineteen-canteen, it was 9 for plating and 15 overall in one council area. The adjacent was no limit.
YMMV (as in the case of that IoW Audi)
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:50 PM
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gets better -check out the advertising
I believe that's called "Malgorithms"
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F*ck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside,
F*ck your Subaru, I have a horse outside.
And f*ck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside,
If you're lookin' for a ride, I've got a horse outside
F*ck your Subaru, I have a horse outside.
And f*ck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside,
If you're lookin' for a ride, I've got a horse outside
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:58 PM
The Malgorithms Drone Special was impressive
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Dream Shitebuckets:
VAZ 2104, 2105, 2109 (That's going to be tricky)-Nissan Bluebird-A Yugo of some sort.
Can't help himself over Ladas.
Careful now.
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 05:54 PM
Photo shopped maybe?
From facebook
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:12 PM
I've just watched my first five minutes of 'Modern Family'.
That's not the grin (obviously).
There's no canned laughter (or allegedly live studio audience). In their absence, I am unable to identify which lines the Americans consider humorous.
That's not the grin (obviously).
There's no canned laughter (or allegedly live studio audience). In their absence, I am unable to identify which lines the Americans consider humorous.
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I used to have a signature, but now I don't.
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:21 PM
They probably think it is a documentary
Sent from beyond the grave using the Force.
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 09:01 PM
My kindred spirit.
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 12:38 AM
I own a BX.
Me!
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 12:46 AM
Couldn't of happened to a happier chapI own a BX.
Me!
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2003 - Getz
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 07:06 AM
makes sense , ive been searching cocks all week lol
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 07:56 AM
Is that D Spares and Tyres at it again?My kindred spirit.
https://youtu.be/RA7TIw5VCnI
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 08:09 AM
Imp Jr just saw Rodney Bewes' Shovitte in the TV cars thread and asked:
"What car is that?"
I said "A Vauxhall"
"They're rubbish" he replied.
Brilliant. He's obviously got that from me.
His Auntie Terri drive one, looking forward for a telling off in the near future when he tells her this too.
"What car is that?"
I said "A Vauxhall"
"They're rubbish" he replied.
Brilliant. He's obviously got that from me.
His Auntie Terri drive one, looking forward for a telling off in the near future when he tells her this too.
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 10:17 AM
Auntie Terri has a Chevette?
It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite,
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 11:58 AM
Dear god! I swear I've not been looking up this sort of stuff online, I'm not some kind of perv:Links based on your browsing history.
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 11:59 AM
Auntie Terri has a Chevette?
Ha, no chance. An Adam.
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 01:20 PM
I had to ring my bike insurer this morning as the renewal arrived & they didn't know about my points in Sept. The grin? the price went down by £50!
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 01:31 PM
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 01:39 PM
oldie but gold 
(you could almost do the same with trabants to keep the germany theme if you really wanted too),
it goes along with these 2 memes
when I showed the 2178 one to an eastern block friend, he wisely pointed out that out of all of those cars the Lada was the only that could hover/fly 
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 06:50 PM
Following some recent tests new cycle-grids (which are modeled on cattle grids with one important change) are being introduced on main roads to reduce congestion and entertain drivers.
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 08:03 PM
On the recent 2CV trek around The North, there was a cattle grid with two longitudinal bars across the usual widthways ones. Chuffed to bits to line the 2CV up with them perfectly for the smoothest ever traverse of a cattle grid!
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 08:20 PM
No photo, but behind a Honda CRV this afternoon with a Hub Nut sticker on the back.
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 08:45 PM
On the recent 2CV trek around The North, there was a cattle grid with two longitudinal bars across the usual widthways ones. Chuffed to bits to line the 2CV up with them perfectly for the smoothest ever traverse of a cattle grid!
When cycling I take great pleasure in using the longitudinal strips to cross them. Either that or a bunny hop to clear the whole thing!
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 12:25 AM
Kerry this afternoon....
"why hasn't anyone thought to call Noel Edmonds to sort out this Deal or No Deal shit?"
well it made me laugh.
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 12:27 AM
Have she ever considered writing jokes for Billy...?
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 01:08 AM
Detailing World, Hubnut edition.
Entertaining and horrifying in equal measure. End result surprisingly okay, all things considered.
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 04:16 AM
Ad in the paper today (on the front page)
Wanted ....one Saxophonist to play to Kakapo Parrots because if music gets people in the mood for love, why not try it on Parrots. They need help desperately beacause there are only 147 left.All applicants welcome, Kenny G preferred.
It is a genuine ad placed by the Dept of Conservation. Sadly not full time.
Edited to add the ad.
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Posted 13 January 2019 - 06:57 AM
I had to ring my bike insurer this morning as the renewal arrived & they didn't know about my points in Sept. The grin? the price went down by £50!
Statistically men of a certain age who get points are less likely to crash than men of a certain age with no points.
That's the mathematical correlation
The causation is that we all become complacent and take risks but those who have been pulled up on it feel they have more to loose and slow down a little.
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