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#50791 OFFLINE   Fumbler

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Posted Yesterday, 10:01 PM


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#50792 ONLINE   Ghosty

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Posted Yesterday, 10:24 PM

I love how completely wrong the Clarkson section was.


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#50793 OFFLINE   SiC

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Posted Yesterday, 10:35 PM

I too was digging through some old pictures and found this, of my old 106 Rallye:

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You could change the back wheels by driving the front ones onto a brick.


That back drum looks like a really tiny wheel.
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#50794 OFFLINE   Parky

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Posted Yesterday, 11:37 PM

Cambelt done today by my cousin. As expected there was nothing wrong with the belt or the water pump, or the tensioner for that matter so I didn’t really need to have it done. Car was on exactly 88000 miles. Its nice to not be playing Cambelt roulette anymore.
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#50795 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted Today, 08:24 AM

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Posted Today, 09:33 AM

Unfashionable as it may be. Tons of people on Stowmarket high street in the pissing rain for rememberence parade

Unfashionable? It almost disappeared in the 50s and 60s by all accounts, seems to be getting bigger every year now...
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#50797 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted Today, 09:57 AM

I saw this earlier today & for some reason* it reminds of about half the SVM...

 

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#50798 OFFLINE   MorrisItalSLX

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Posted Today, 11:50 AM

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As featured in:

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As owned by:

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#50799 OFFLINE   chodweaver

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Posted Today, 12:13 PM

The flash of realisation that...

Marvel's Doctor Strange is not an original premise - a former surgeon, so badly injured that he can no longer operate, seeks answers and a cure and ends up going back in time...

Yeah, right. This is just a rip off of Doc Martin, with the more glamorous backdrop of New York rather than Port Wen's last-century charm, and love interest of an OR nurse played by Rachel McAdams rather than Caroline Catz's primary school teacher. His nemesis? Wiry Mads Mikkelsen takes the place of cuddly Ian McNeice.

You know I'm right*
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'Ridiculing shit engineering for over half a century'

 

Vomit colour Corsa 1.4 Comfort badermatic (the one constant, reliable thing in my life /Quentin)

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Spears and reapers Chrysler Graf Spee Limited 3.3 + LPG (suspected long term abuse by PO, passenger's window failure)

 

(I'm sure I've forgotten at least one...)


#50800 OFFLINE   SiC

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Posted Today, 12:28 PM

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#50801 ONLINE   M'coli

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Posted Today, 12:56 PM

A woman in the office that I'm working in today has put her coat on, and I would not be surprised if Canley phoned from 1980 and demanded the return of the TR7 interior...

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Ok, it was white, black, and orange tartan, but that's what I thought of immediately!

(Ta to Jalopnik for the pic)
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"How would ya get a maaa-chine to do that?"


#50802 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted Today, 02:10 PM

Saw a Chinese Maxxxxxus today - 18 plate.

With just a bit of road grime covering it it looked every bit as amazingly shit as an old one
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#50803 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted Today, 02:14 PM

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#50804 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted Today, 05:12 PM

Another grin is roast pork dinner on a tuesday.

 

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#50805 OFFLINE   fairkens

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Posted Today, 06:13 PM

Sweetcorn?!?!?
Erm, I've got a bit of a problem

#50806 ONLINE   DodgeRover

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Posted Today, 06:14 PM

Another grin is roast pork dinner on a tuesday.

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Yeah but you will be having value noodles on Sunday lunch.

#50807 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted Today, 07:22 PM

Sweetcorn?!?!?

 

Yes!

 

Yeah but you will be having value noodles on Sunday lunch.

 

Lol doubt it, when a butchers around here shutdown recently the local shop was getting rid of the meat. Today's joint serves two & was £2.50.

 

Besides I'm off work with a stinking cold so it's comfort food :)


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#50808 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted Today, 08:01 PM

Got sent to London for work to help set up a trade stand, and am now having some beers before heading back to mums to sleep.

Our stand looks shit because they cheaped out on the size...
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Posted Today, 08:33 PM

Lol,what venue are you in?

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Posted Today, 08:35 PM

Got sent to London for work to help set up a trade stand, and am now having some beers before heading back to mums to sleep.
Our stand looks shit because they cheaped out on the size...


You’re in Landan and didn’t hit me up for beers? Disgraceful.

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Posted Today, 09:02 PM

I'm back in Marlow now, my boss lives in the village the train stops at so I rushed back there and had 4 pints..
Parky - their doing the business show at the excel. I got asked because if my 10 years experience doing conferences at a hotel... Didn't have the heart to tell them I never set one up, but we did quite well I think with fuck all space and far too many banners!
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Posted Today, 09:04 PM

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I took the piss out of my colleague whenever I could, here he is filling the parking chit in

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Posted Today, 09:14 PM

Kensington Olympia? I recognise the drain pipes on the walls. And the stall frames.


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Posted Today, 09:35 PM

@beko my X5 is from a dealer near Beaconsfield, I’ll be taking the M40/A40 home. Saw signs for Thame. Trust you’ll help me out if it breaks down :D

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#50815 OFFLINE   Pillock

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Posted Today, 09:53 PM

I drive through Beaconsfield on my way to and from the office, I'm quite good at pointing and laughing if that's a required skill?


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Posted Today, 09:54 PM

I drive through Beaconsfield on my way to and from the office, I'm quite good at pointing and laughing if that's a required skill?


Look for the most Autoshite X5 you’ve ever seen with its hazards on
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Posted Today, 10:16 PM

Oooh working hazards you flash bastard. You're making assumptions there....


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Posted Today, 10:32 PM

Oooh working hazards you flash bastard. You're making assumptions there....


Aww fuck off BavarianRetro / RBJ you cunts!!!

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#50819 OFFLINE   drum

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Posted Today, 10:39 PM

My lab has very poor taste in beer
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Posted Today, 10:59 PM

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I've done the transport for a few shows , that is without a doubt the shittest stand I've ever seen , I'm not even sure a bird with massive tits and a mini skirt could save that one

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