iainrcz Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Well look at this, it's the first car I've had that actually fits length ways on my drive.Normally park to the left in front of the bay window. Saves pissing about after work and waking the neighbours up! And yes security camera, because Grimsby.Sent from my VFD 710 using Tapatalk Rusty_Rocket 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Had a great night in liverpool last night at the naval club, it was a cabaret night hosted by Ricky tomlinson with Tony Barton and Stephanie Ayres doing slots of comedy. that mrs fp got us all tickets for, I didn't stop laughing all night, it was like going back in time all it was missing was fag smoke in the air Its funny who you meet in the toilets A great bloke in my eyes had lots of time for people paulplom, Roobarb, Aston Martin and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 My friend* was once smoking a joint late at night in the carpark of a posh hotel, and when they finally gathered the courage to press the buzzer to get the night manager to let them in, they walked to the door to find RT rocked up at the door with two security guards in a blacked out grand voyager. When he asked if they had pressed the bell he realised they were past the point of being able to speak, so talked to the manager quickly and they were able to get to their room without needing to converse with anyone. Top man Brodders, Lacquer Peel and Tamworthbay 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Just been offered my 3rd garage from Aylesbury council... The line on their letter that says 'if we do not hear from you, you will be removed from the waiting list' must be bollocks, or there is no waiting list... Almost tempted, I could clear the house down and we could finally sort out the loft, I could even offer lots of it to my parents whilst they move house, but then I don't want to be 'that person' with 3 garages full of shit that I never touch, plus it would be a 20 mile round trip to get anything out of it. Plus I can't see where it is on google streetview to check it's not a fucked shell... But if I wait maybe one will come up that's a bit closer... It'll always be 8 miles away minimum as it's aylesbury and not oxon, but the other side of aylesbury is too far for me to be arsed withSublet and spend the £££ on hoovers. Aston Martin and LightBulbFun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 I trust it didn't* effect affect what you charged him FTFY DSdriver and alf892 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSdriver Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Yeh, i just realised that meself and edited it Tadhg Tiogar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Modified cars are for pricks... But, this looks cool. paulplom, fordperv, jumpingjehovahs and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 yellowperil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noel Tidybeard Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 ^^^golly a scalextric panda! SierraMikeHotel and eddyramrod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Modified cars are for pricks... But, this looks cool.Square rear plate looks gash though. Otherwise, yes quite cool in a 1989 Dimma 205 Max Power kind of way. mercedade 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Had a great night in liverpool last night at the naval club, it was a cabaret night hosted by Ricky tomlinson with Tony Barton and Stephanie Ayres doing slots of comedy. that mrs fp got us all tickets for, I didn't stop laughing all night, it was like going back in time all it was missing was fag smoke in the air Its funny who you meet in the toilets 20181019_213538.jpg A great bloke in my eyes had lots of time for people Friggin hell the Navy club,I used to get up to some mischief in there on a Friday night, If you couldn't pull there you'd never pull anywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Yeah, RM Auctions can't get enough... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Had a great night in liverpool last night at the naval club, it was a cabaret night hosted by Ricky tomlinson with Tony Barton and Stephanie Ayres doing slots of comedy. that mrs fp got us all tickets for, I didn't stop laughing all night, it was like going back in time all it was missing was fag smoke in the airIts funny who you meet in the toilets20181019_213538.jpgA great bloke in my eyes had lots of time for people I wouldn’t have recognised him! He’s still fighting the imprisonment conviction isn’t he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Sublet and spend the £££ on hoovers.Hell its closer than mine ( well dads ) in north wales which is 210 miles from me! Is there a site to find these local authority garages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Soz for surreptitious potato cam shot but loved the arse end of this Rover 25 I parked up next to in Ilkeston with every 'go faster' badge going - 16V, Motorsport, SRi, Type R. The wheel arches were in black....gaffertape. So you'd imagine the driver would be some chavved up yoof, right ? You'd be wrong - it was a gifferette with a lovely silver perm. WTAF (As payback, my 45's alarm then went off, then the old starter motor problem came back to haunt me after many weeks absent, so I was stuck there for a few minutes faffing about waiting for the lovely V6 roar to kick in again - damn shame cos there could have been a lovely convoy of another 45 saloon, the Motorsport 25 and my V6 filing out of the car park together). RobT, oldcars, Lacquer Peel and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panhard65 Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 Been to see the chef James Martin on his tour in Bournemouth tonight. Who would of thought watching a bloke cook on stage would be so much fun. The rest of Bournemouth can do one though 18 quid to park for the night and the hotel is a fucking maze it took us half hour to find the room. cms206 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcento Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Modified cars are for pricks I agree. Here's mine cobblers, blakey79, Skizzer and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 That looks fantastic, get to the rallycross track immediately!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 I agree. Here's mine Ah... So no one wants to see my 'stealth' pooper-pipe, then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tickman Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 I agree. Here's mine I've not seen that about, I would have noticed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcento Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 I've not seen that about, I would have noticed!It's off the road at the moment, but has been on the roads of Dundee (on and off) for nearly 10 years now! Just the 2 engines and 3 gearboxes in that time.... oldcars and Tickman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeR Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 this morning was brightened up again , the lady next door followed up her " did I have a big tool she could have " , plumber needed a bigger spanner ! with "can I have a long screw " to fasten down the loo ! a good rummage in my old lunch box satisfied her ........ LightBulbFun, eddyramrod, clayts450 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 this morning was brightened up again , the lady next door followed up her " did I have a big tool she could have " , plumber needed a bigger spanner ! with "can I have a long screw " to fasten down the loo ! a good rummage in my old lunch box satisfied her ........Nice to see Robin Askwith is still doing ok MikeR, Banger Kenny, r.welfare and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardmorris Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Working at a customers house yesterday and I asked him to show me the ferrari he's got. It's a 488 twin turbo. 0-100 in 6 seconds. 201 mph top speed. £65k of optional extras. That f1 steering wheel was £8k!. All yours for a total of £250k. Muat be nice.Sent from my SM-G935F using TapatalkOh how the top 10% live. If you’ve got it flaunt it baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3VOM Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 this morning was brightened up again , the lady next door followed up her " did I have a big tool she could have " , plumber needed a bigger spanner ! with "can I have a long screw " to fasten down the loo ! a good rummage in my old lunch box satisfied her ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 My commute has gone from a 10 mile round trip, to 3. It'll save me hours a week in traffic, and then theres those weeks when I'm working away, which means sometimes my car will barely do double digits a week... So why do I have 2 of the bastards? (Three if I count the Parade) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robinmasters Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Bargain. wuvvum, RobT and Aston Martin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 While looking at Amazon product description for an amplifier board I came across these reassuring words:Comprehensive protection: Reverse connection protection/ Speaker output short circuit protection/ Power anti-shock protection/ no "POP" sonic boom when turn on/turn offAnd then these instructions:2. Please mount install this amplifier bpard on somewhere without metal and other conductive objects to avoid causing short circuit or current sound;3. Increase the heat sink when meeting with high-voltage power supply, cooling at high power output state. The Engrish is strong with this one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Whatever the everliving Christ this monstrosity is. Knees down. Banger Kenny, Exiled_Tat_Gatherer, xtriple and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 When that track snaps its going to lash its way through the fuel tank and set your bollocks on fire.When. Not if. clayts450, CGSB and Stanky 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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