hairnet Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 STUNO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Is this failed experiment #94 "is tea a good lubricant or does it help with the strange feeling"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 it's probably a clue to where he currently is in the world, what countries produce tea, wheat & petroleum jelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 India? They have a nice plastic pyroalysis and oil business. beko1987 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 I was thinking Burma area, they used to have oil fields too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 When you give someone a Scottish bank note and they think you've just wiped dog shit all over their hands. myglaren, Lacquer Peel and richardthestag 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 When you give someone a Scottish bank note and they think you've just wiped dog shit all over their hands. Then mention it says Sterling on it & that's a place in jockaneseashire so it's more legal than English money.... Aston Martin and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Burp.How rude - looks like you are in good health! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsinthewelder Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 I do not normally pay any attention to this kind of article. the info is largely out of date and irrelevant. BUT http://time.com/4723114/50-worst-cars-of-all-time/ This reads like a who's who of Autoshite fabulous There is some wonderfully scathing writing there though the thing that amused me most was unwritten. Think of a car that usually makes these lists and spot it hidden away behind a Lamborgini that is apparently crapper. Richard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 mrbenn, oldcars and Sloth in a bowl 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Sloth in a bowl, DodgeRover, chodweaver and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 First PPI reclaim cheque has arrived for the CX gearbox rebuild fund. That was quicker than I thought. purplebargeken, myglaren and DodgeRover 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Aaaah the brief 20 minute window on payday when I'm a rich man, can afford any chod I fancy etc... DVee8, richardthestag, mrbenn and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 “Hi Parky, that company you interviewed with on Monday want you to go back in and present to their board as a final interview next week” Shit! I mean it’s great but I haven’t presented for a while and I am already bricking myself. Haven’t seen what I need to present yet so have no idea how hard a time I am going to get on this. Ultimately I dont work for that company so am going to struggle with some of the operational stuff (no idea how things work behind the scenes there, how could I possibly know?) but am excited and terrified in equal measure. Good though somewhatfoolish, Datsuncog, mrbenn and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 One thing is it will be a largely field based role covering the East of England so will need better wheels. Better job, better wheels.... Mrs P suggested a Merc on finance. I am thinking Volvo S80 Diesel Automatic. Will probably end up with whatever she wants, namely a Fiat 500 in a feminine colour..... mrbenn, Ghosty, DodgeRover and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 PBIS contacted to make arranges to swap insurance from MGF to Toledo as of 12.01am tomorrow. No quibble re: 1998cc instead of 1296cc. All in all I got a 16 quid refund which meant I had to pay just 14 quid to get it all sorted. Plus Samantha sounded lovely mrbenn, eddyramrod, Mally and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 If I came out with £50-70k of debt and only had 16 hours a week I think I would be a bit pissed off value for money to say the least. Apprenticeship And traineeships are the way to go these days I think. Agree totally, my son has just started his 2nd year of computer science , he only does 4 days so I don't see why a degree course takes 3 years , unless it's for the money, but universities are educational, they're not run as businesses suckering kids with barely a pass at A level into huge debt so they can get a degree I read a few weeks ago some universities are even advertising how many 1sts they've achieved to pull more 9k money pots in to their uni Not that I'm cynical about it at all , no jobs for 16-21 year olds any more so rather than paying them benefits we'll make them stop at school for 2 extra years if they haven't got a job , their parents can pay for that then instead of needing to be bright to go to university anyone can go so the 5k a year we would have given them to sit on their arses is now a 9k bill for them in the future Good plan old boy , anyone for Pimms chodweaver and Ghosty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 'Your coursework will be to design a cryptographic ransomware'. loserone, LightBulbFun, Nyphur and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Delivery earlier. Quite a nice yummy mummy type knocked on the door with a parcel (and was doing deliveries in a flippin' Touareg). Handed me the PDA to sign for it. "Just use your finger in the box" I perhaps should have waited to close the door before chortling as she went an impressive shade of red. privatewire, vulgalour, Lacquer Peel and 19 others 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 One thing is it will be a largely field based role covering the East of England so will need better wheels. Better job, better wheels.... Mrs P suggested a Merc on finance. I am thinking Volvo S80 Diesel Automatic. Will probably end up with whatever she wants, namely a Fiat 500 in a feminine colour.....Thrusting young executives in east anglia drive these. Brodders, Tamworthbay, Parky and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 ive sent someone a bad link if they reply im soo fucked happy The Moog and mercrocker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted September 27, 2018 Share Posted September 27, 2018 Bus porn Christ, I didn't realise one of those was preserved. It's a Wadham Stringer bodied AEC Swift, used on airside passenger transfers. They also had some Leyland Nationals that were modified the same. cobblers, Lacquer Peel, LightBulbFun and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercrocker Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Sorry if this is old news, and it is....But it warmed the cockles of my heart. M25 wishing Good Numbers to the Bandit. It is not often I miss the Seventies but this was really nice to see.... DeeJay, RobT and Vantman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilA Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 It quit raining a little yesterday so I fitted the handbrake lever (red) to my new* mower, the crappy toggle switch arrangement removed for the blade clutch, and that hole filled with a red light (made in England for NAPA) connected up as oil pressure warning. Phil somewhatfoolish and mrbenn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Got an email saying my final PPI claims have come through, that's a handy £3k ish after fees Convenient* that I happen to be buying car sunday... now to resist spending all the rest on an old bike too. I just chased these as hadn't seen the cheques. Conveniently* First Direct had forgotten* to send me the final form for how I wanted paying, now I've chased that cheques should be in the post next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 I just chased these as hadn't seen the cheques. Conveniently* First Direct had forgotten* to send me the final form for how I wanted paying, now I've chased that cheques should be in the post next week. Et tu, Brute? I've had a couple of FD claims myself..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Aye & that's after they only do it postally to delay things & lost* the forms twice before processing them. It reminds me why I stopped banking with the cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Aye & that's after they only do it postally to delay things & lost* the forms twice before processing them. It reminds me why I stopped banking with the cunts.They already have all my details so they know exactly where to pay to...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 They decided to send* a form to ask if I want paying into a bank, which requires loads of ID etc. Rather than just sending a cheque like everyone else does. *not send, but sit waiting for it to be returned anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheggers Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Sometimes, no matter what's going on in your life, all you need to do take a moment to look out of the window. jumpingjehovahs, eddyramrod, wuvvum and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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