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What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread


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#45661 ONLINE   Aston Martin

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Posted 12 March 2018 - 11:05 PM

Not car related, but I cried.


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#45662 OFFLINE   Mr A Lawrence

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:12 AM

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Made me grin anyway.


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Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:54 AM


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#45664 OFFLINE   DVee8

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 08:06 AM

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#45665 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 09:40 AM

Gareth at work has a pool car for the day to go for a meeting, we went outside to fill the form in, after being told it was mint condition, they've never had one back like it (was a company car before the person left)...

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The dent in the passenger door is particularly fun, been opened into a wall, dented it on the crease line, and left the brick marks in there... Oops

Uncomfortable as fuck though, I sat in it for a laugh
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#45666 OFFLINE   Des

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 09:58 AM

If you cut out that image and carefully PVA the edges together you'll have a nice model of a Sierra that's been tagged up by someone called Dent.


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#45667 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 10:16 AM

It looks a bit renault to me?

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I am not a professional model maker obv, that doesn't help
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#45668 ONLINE   Stanky

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 11:04 AM

/\ /\ /\

 

Just claim its true to life, and you painstakingly recreated the damage and panel gaps on the actual car.

 

It looks a bit 'Hyundai Pony' to me.


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#45669 ONLINE   Nyphur

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 11:19 AM

Mk1 Laguna to my eyes

 

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#45670 OFFLINE   John F

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 11:36 AM

Mr A Lawrence, on 13 Mar 2018 - 12:12 AM, said:

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Made me grin anyway.

 

(stealth cunt noted)


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Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:05 PM

Followed a Reddit post about Eastern European ghetto's. Had a street view link to some place in Slovakia.

 

First impressions - what a miserable place. No redeeming qualities.

 

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Still, lets have a look in the other direction, see what this place has got going for it... if anything...

 

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:D

 

ETA: Their roads look to be in better condition than ours if nothing else.


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Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:14 PM

And a Mk1 Sierra!


Opinions expressed are those of this cunt, not any other cunt. They do not represent the views of those responsible for this forum.
Like any true Englishman I'm never unintentionally rude. If you're offended by this post, good as that is what was intended.

 


#45673 ONLINE   Tadhg Tiogar

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 12:16 PM

....Their roads look to be in better condition than ours if nothing else.

 

I think potholing will become a growth outdoor sport here.


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#45674 OFFLINE   Danterzza

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 05:05 PM

On a random day at work I ended up driving this beaut that had no drivers seat so I sat on a old barbers chair. Only round the lads yard mind.

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I also came home to a very nice cheque from the government for overpaid taxes. Boom shackalack!!!


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#45675 OFFLINE   Ghosty

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 05:12 PM

Old Man gave me a good laugh earlier. I'd told him to tell me if he saw any cars for sale and what sort of thing I'm looking at...
Emailed me a link earlier to a £900 mk6 Escort estate.
Uh... nah, you're alright.
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#45676 ONLINE   Tadhg Tiogar

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 05:35 PM

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And f*ck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside,
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#45677 OFFLINE   Wack

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 05:35 PM

I was talking to my sister about Ken dodd and we got talking about celebrities we'd met

She said her and my brother in law were in London when he saw lemmy from Motorhead walking towards them

He stopped him and asked for an autograph

Sure have you got a pen

No

Well numbnuts I can't sign anything then can I , do you think I carry pictures and pens

He then flicked his finger on my brother in laws forehead and walked off

That's way better than an autograph on a bit of paper

Reminded me of a trip to Florida years ago

We were in universal studios , the grinch show was on , we saw him walking towards up heading for the show,it wasn't jim carrey obviously but looked just like him , film quality costume

Mrs wack got all excited because she loves the movie , stopped him and said can we have a picture

Instantly he said no lady but you can have This, did a massive burp and walked off.

She had a look of horror on her face , did you see what he did , I was doubled up laughing , what did you expect, he's the grinch, it was fantastic
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#45678 OFFLINE   5speedracer

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 05:51 PM

Top Gear last night. Massive car auction in Japan, loads of sporty Japanese stuff, K cars and for some reason a Renault 4!

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 08:41 PM

I was in a rush so didn't get a photo, but I did smile.

 

Sticker on the back of a Toyota Aygo:

 

"My other car is a horse.  And it's still quicker than this!"

 

Also didn't get a photo because I was test-driving a ruined Saab.

 

We used a petrol station to turn around in when we headed back to the dealership.  Had to squeeze past a Tesla that was sitting at the pump.  Didn't realise until we were level with it, and I don't think the dealer really understood why I'd found it funny.



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Posted 13 March 2018 - 09:15 PM

Sat next to to a lorry earlier at the lights, tyre was made by " Double Happiness" which to me sounded like something you could get in a Thai massage parlour if you'd been paid for some overtime that week 


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Posted 13 March 2018 - 09:43 PM

Gareth at work has a pool car for the day to go for a meeting, we went outside to fill the form in, after being told it was mint condition, they've never had one back like it (was a company car before the person left)...

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The dent in the passenger door is particularly fun, been opened into a wall, dented it on the crease line, and left the brick marks in there... Oops

Uncomfortable as fuck though, I sat in it for a laugh

 

 

If you cut out that image and carefully PVA the edges together you'll have a nice model of a Sierra that's been tagged up by someone called Dent.

 

 

It looks a bit renault to me?

attachicon.gifIMG_20180313_101354.jpg

attachicon.gifIMG_20180313_101400.jpg

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I am not a professional model maker obv, that doesn't help

You should check out my thread if you like paper car models!

 

http://autoshite.com...e-thread/page-3

 

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#45682 OFFLINE   gm

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 11:00 PM

I was out for a run earlier on, look at this winning line up I stumbled upon

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Posted 13 March 2018 - 11:38 PM

Noice!  Been a while since I saw a wedge TVR on the road.  I did see a slightly newer Griffith embedded in the barrier on the A11 on Sunday - looked like the driver had run out of talent exiting a damp roundabout.



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Posted 13 March 2018 - 11:40 PM

My grin of the day: parking up behind this beauty in Norwich this morning.

 

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Posted 14 March 2018 - 03:45 AM

I was out for a run earlier on, look at this winning line up I stumbled upon

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400 looks like a GTi too. 130bhp Honda twink :cool:


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Posted 14 March 2018 - 05:33 AM

Just been reading the KKK thread.  Both parties have said things like "lovely chap, a joy to meet you" etc.  How often do we see that here?  All the time, I reckon.  Shiters flog each other unwanted old cars with known faults, and everyone's happy.  Show me another forum on which this could happen!


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Posted 14 March 2018 - 12:21 PM

On the way to work this morning I saw a 2018 Nissan EV.

I wondered to myself how he would explain if he lost it on a bend and rolled it.


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Posted 14 March 2018 - 02:07 PM

Badum tish.


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Posted 14 March 2018 - 02:59 PM

Just been reading the KKK thread.  Both parties have said things like "lovely chap, a joy to meet you" etc.  How often do we see that here?  All the time, I reckon.  Shiters flog each other unwanted old cars with known faults, and everyone's happy.  Show me another forum on which this could happen!

I think this forum is wonderful and so are the people on it. No pissing about, I know I can be a twat at times (wow, news!)) but I genuinely respect and admre most people on here, you know if someone says the cars a good un, then it is, if they say the cambelt is on its last legs and the brakes are dodgy that is all you have to worry about. Everywhere else everyon would try to have your pants down and not let on about faults and hope you miss them.

 

It is a most refreshing place/attitude and long may it continue.


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Posted 14 March 2018 - 03:59 PM

Survey being done on our house tomorrow, agents said it should take less than 45 minutes so I'm guessing it's just a mortgage valuation one. Have gone through the structural survey we had done when we bought and apart from the ground level being a bit high but still 1 brick below damp course everything has been sorted, including the rusty header tank I spent half a day cutting out with an angle grinder. Fingers crossed.
Full survey being carried out on the place we are buying today, hopefully it's not turned up any problems.




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