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#45271 OFFLINE   Mr A Lawrence

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Posted Today, 12:05 AM

Or 5ltrs of Matt Monroe? 

 

Or tins of Matt gloss?


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#45272 OFFLINE   Roobarb

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Posted Today, 12:09 AM

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Outlaw is just posh Ratlook


#45273 OFFLINE   bub2006

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Posted Today, 09:01 AM

My dad did 80k in his motability car over the last 3 years, got lumped with about £700 in charges. Luckily he had some of it saved up, but bear it in mind. £250 rebate for the car being in good order helped a bit I think

That's my thinking. If I do go over,say by 10k then it's 500 quid in charges. Which is less than 2 months payments were I to go on a hp for the car. And the 250 quid rebate would soften it also. I'm not aiming to go over my mileage but I am putting a bit each month away!
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#45274 ONLINE   The Moog

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Posted Today, 09:58 AM

The clatter of XUDs in the morning. Yesterday both the 305 and 406 were started and left idling away, clattering in our cul de sac, looked like a scene from Apocalypse Now with clag drifting over the battlefield. 

 

 Neighbour comes out with their TDCI and that starts straight up and is quiet.. not quite the same 


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2003 - Getz 


#45275 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Today, 10:06 AM

Sorry if we have already had this one.

https://www.youtube....BIxI7n1I&sns=em


This video complies with our intetests!


May as well shut YouTube now, that is singularly THE best video ever seen.

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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#45276 ONLINE   busmansholiday

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Posted Today, 10:14 AM

Sister spotted this in Lowestoft yesterday....IMG-20180222-WA0000.jpg
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#45277 ONLINE   dollywobbler

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Posted Today, 10:23 AM

Dropped down to Cardiff on Sunday. Then up to devils bridge and Aberystwyth via elan valley. Beautiful views.

 

You got lucky with the weather! We've barely seen the sun this year. Typical that I was up in Blackburn when the sun shone back home.


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#45278 ONLINE   Talbot

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Posted Today, 10:27 AM

The clatter of XUDs in the morning. Yesterday both the 305 and 406 were started and left idling away, clattering in our cul de sac, looked like a scene from Apocalypse Now with clag drifting over the battlefield.


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#45279 ONLINE   DodgeRover

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Posted Today, 10:42 AM

That's my thinking. If I do go over,say by 10k then it's 500 quid in charges. Which is less than 2 months payments were I to go on a hp for the car. And the 250 quid rebate would soften it also. I'm not aiming to go over my mileage but I am putting a bit each month away!


Ahem, mileage correction services are available should you find your mileometer has been over reading. Ask a private hire driver in a new car for a recommendation.
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#45280 ONLINE   AMC Rebel

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Posted Today, 11:00 AM

I'll tell you what made me grin - the look on the face of the weapons-grade bellend in a new white X5 who rolled up alongside me at the motorway roundabout expecting he was going to outdrag me and loop around to make a right turn across me without indicating.  Priceless when he couldn't.


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#45281 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted Today, 11:07 AM

Sister spotted this in Lowestoft yesterday....attachicon.gifIMG-20180222-WA0000.jpg

I'd rather drink my own piss!


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#45282 ONLINE   Tamworthbay

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Posted Today, 11:41 AM

I'd rather drink my own piss!


It’s the same thing isn’t it?

#45283 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Today, 12:05 PM

I’ve been upgraded from a ‘buffed up piss spoon’ at work to ‘Small cock Billy (whose) growing his beard hair and bum hair listening to Radio 1 riding round in a hairdresser’s Ford Puma having a mid life crisis’
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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#45284 OFFLINE   andy18s

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Posted Today, 12:13 PM

You make that sound like it's a bad thing
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#45285 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted Today, 12:35 PM

It’s the same thing isn’t it?

No, my pish has more taste and body!


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"How would ya get a maaa-chine to do that?"


#45286 ONLINE   Hooli

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Posted Today, 12:39 PM

It’s the same thing isn’t it?

 

Nah that's fosters.






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