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January Cannock Calamity Roffle - BIG* SHITE REVEAL 2DAY!!

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#31 ONLINE   320touring

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Posted 15 January 2018 - 04:09 PM

How many are we allowed? I’ll take 3 if possible, please.


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Posted 15 January 2018 - 04:10 PM

Erm ....one... no two... no one.....no .. .two please ... 

Moog's left his "voice to text" on while he's in the opticians. He doesn't want any tickets really but don't tell him.

 

And I'll have two randoms and hope someone from the Northern Powerhouse can drive my winnings back for me.


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Posted 15 January 2018 - 04:16 PM

Moog's left his "voice to text" on while he's in the opticians. He doesn't want any tickets really but don't tell him.

And I'll have two randoms and hope someone from the Northern Powerhouse can drive my winnings back for me.


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Posted 15 January 2018 - 05:30 PM

Can I have a guaranteed to lose random please, as I participated with terror in the first go it only seems right I put myself through it again, work permitting i'll make the effort to attend so I can chant and wave some kind of beads about to make sure I don't win.


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Posted 15 January 2018 - 05:33 PM

Can I have a guaranteed to lose random please, as I participated with terror in the first go it only seems right I put myself through it again, work permitting i'll make the effort to attend so I can chant and wave some kind of beads about to make sure I don't win.


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Posted 15 January 2018 - 05:42 PM

Done.

 

Yes, quite possibly.In fact, highly likely.


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Posted 15 January 2018 - 06:10 PM

Done.

Yes, quite possibly.In fact, highly likely.

No AXs to see here
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Posted 15 January 2018 - 06:16 PM

I think last time the decision was made that only cars with a reasonable amount of test on would be bid upon to save any collection issues.
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Posted 15 January 2018 - 06:47 PM

I think last time the decision was made that only cars with a reasonable amount of test on would be bid upon to save any collection issues.


Is that a random, son?
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Posted 15 January 2018 - 07:14 PM

Fuck it, give me two more, please.


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Posted 15 January 2018 - 07:17 PM

Fuck it, give me two more, please.


I'll give you 30 mins to consider your actions;)
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Posted 15 January 2018 - 07:20 PM

Sounds a laugh. 1 and 59 please.

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Posted 15 January 2018 - 07:27 PM

Fuck it, give me two more, please.


Your 5 are 16, 25, 30, 44, 54
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Posted 15 January 2018 - 07:27 PM

Sounds a laugh. 1 and 59 please.


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Posted 15 January 2018 - 07:34 PM

17 please, if not a random.

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Posted 15 January 2018 - 07:39 PM

17 please, if not a random.


Sorted :)
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Posted 15 January 2018 - 08:08 PM

Jan 27th feels like a reassuringly long way off.

But I'm out of the country on me hols from 1st to the 7th of Feb


So one random please, for this very silly event. :D

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(I'm sure I've forgotten at least one...)


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Posted 15 January 2018 - 08:10 PM

Jan 27th feels like a reassuringly long way off.

But I'm out of the country on me hols from 1st to the 7th of Feb


So one random please, for this very silly event. :D

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Done, 29

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Posted 15 January 2018 - 08:12 PM

Ta. (Though you mean 29)

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(I'm sure I've forgotten at least one...)


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Posted 15 January 2018 - 08:37 PM

Ta. (Though you mean 29)

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Posted 15 January 2018 - 09:07 PM

I'll take number 27 if it's free. Failing that a random please.

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Posted 15 January 2018 - 09:12 PM

I'll take number 27 if it's free. Failing that a random please.


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Posted 15 January 2018 - 09:12 PM

26 tickets gone so far- roll up roll up!
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Posted 15 January 2018 - 09:21 PM

In a re-run of last time, Mrs. Talbot has said she will have a ticket too..


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Posted 15 January 2018 - 09:30 PM

In a re-run of last time, Mrs. Talbot has said she will have a ticket too..


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Posted 15 January 2018 - 09:31 PM

That woman is a keeper!


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Posted 15 January 2018 - 09:46 PM

Go on then lets try not to win and only have 2 randoms please


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Posted 15 January 2018 - 09:54 PM

Go on then lets try not to win and only have 2 randoms please


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Posted 15 January 2018 - 10:59 PM

So, 1 person, 2 cars. No need for a third car at all.

 

Two randoms please.


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Posted 16 January 2018 - 08:07 AM

Two tickets please 


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