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January Cannock Calamity Roffle - BIG* SHITE REVEAL 2DAY!!

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#421 OFFLINE   bub2006

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Posted 31 January 2018 - 05:33 PM

Loving the newspaper report. Barbara looks impressed* too!

#422 OFFLINE   Jazoli

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Posted 31 January 2018 - 05:39 PM

Dibs!

 

Beat me to it, the wife likes these!


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sigs are shit, wgaf?


#423 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 31 January 2018 - 05:45 PM

Dibs!


That for the car or the dog? Whatever floats your boat, I'm not judging!
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#424 OFFLINE   eddyramrod

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Posted 31 January 2018 - 05:47 PM

That for the car or the dog? Whatever floats your boat, I'm not judging!

I have a dog, she'd eat Billy's!


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#425 OFFLINE   stephen01

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Posted 31 January 2018 - 06:14 PM

A friend had one of these that he sold after 18 months because it was heavy on fuel, he's got a Range Rover now ????
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#426 ONLINE   Timewaster

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Posted 31 January 2018 - 07:33 PM

Oh BOY that's ugly!

ERRRRRRRR GLEEEEEEEEEE!
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#427 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 31 January 2018 - 07:43 PM

Dibs!

 

MSG'D YO BRO


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#428 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 31 January 2018 - 07:48 PM

Lol sold already?
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Posted 31 January 2018 - 07:54 PM

The wheels through me i thought it was an Alfa 147. Sneaky bastards .

 

I became convinced it was a Stilo Schumacher

 

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Then the jigsaw game happened.



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Posted 31 January 2018 - 08:03 PM

Oh BOY that's ugly!

ERRRRRRRR GLEEEEEEEEEE!

Of course it is.  It was built, and in fact designed, after 1980.  Ugly became the buzzword from Europe at that time, rapidly complicated by the Terrible Twins, Bland and Aggressive.  All three now appear to be working in harmony to produce total rubbish that nobody in his right mind would want to drive, let alone look at.

 

However, I'm on here, aren't I?  Therefore "right mind" no longer applies...


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Posted 31 January 2018 - 09:07 PM

I thought it was a 147 or GT because of wheels too!


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Posted 01 February 2018 - 05:15 AM

Jesus Shitting Christ! :shock:

 

 

That has to have been parked on wet grass every night , I know a guy who has an 05 one in blackburn where they grit the roads a lot and it's nothing like that

 

heater matrix or not that's a bargain


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Posted 01 February 2018 - 06:30 AM

Nice for the price. I've an itch for a cabriolet to scratch. After travelling home from Goodwood in the back of a softy Merc, it was fucking horrible. Seeing this piece of PSA's finest mass produced rubbish has laid that itch to rest once more. Well done.


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#434 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 01 February 2018 - 07:26 AM

Is it right gearstickus for E Ramrod?
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#435 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 01 February 2018 - 08:27 PM

That is fucking EXCELLENT*

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Posted 01 February 2018 - 08:33 PM

Is it right gearstickus for E Ramrod?

Sadly not, that would be too much to hope for!


GLWTS everyone!

 

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Posted 01 February 2018 - 09:27 PM

ERRRRRRRR GLEEEEEEEEEE!


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Posted 01 February 2018 - 10:27 PM

Hey Billy, have you tried to find out if the roof works yet?

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Posted 02 February 2018 - 12:45 AM

He's waiting for it to stop raining, just in case.



#440 OFFLINE   Wack

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Posted 02 February 2018 - 08:10 AM

Wise move , in the 80s a mate bought a 70s bmw with an electric sunroof , first use was 100 miles from home , opened, didn't shut , thunderstorm on the way home , everybody in the car got soaked
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