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#117151 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 07:35 PM

https://www.ebay.co....ON/152863506441

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Fuckeder than a freshly fucked squirrel.

 

 

RUMOURED TO OF ONCE BELONGED TO ONE OF THE 'SEX PISTOLS' BUT HOW TRUE THAT IS I DONT KNOW.

 

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#117152 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 07:40 PM

https://www.ebay.co....16/132467629338

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The entire place and the inside of the car look like ISIS blew up an R20 nearby.


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#117153 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 07:41 PM

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Car for sale

 

https://www.ebay.co....le/173092314011

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Good drive

 

And yes, that's the entire description.


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#117154 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 07:42 PM

https://www.ebay.co....ts/222792398157

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How's that for a dangly mirror?


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#117155 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 07:49 PM

https://www.ebay.co....on/202178887821

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It let me down only ones with blown head gasket

 

 

Bonnet  opened on me while I was driving

 

I'd consider that a let down, too.

 

 

You can buy one below 50.

 

I'd actually come to a full stop to buy one.

 

 

 

I'm out of UK on weekends.

 

 

I work abroad most of the time

 

I wouldn't consider weekends being most of the time, but then again, I'm not English.


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#117156 OFFLINE   cort16

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 08:40 PM

This looks good value if it doesn't fall into the 500 quid car tax bracket.

 

 

 

I have owner for last 3 years

 

Are you going to let them go once you sell the car?

 

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https://www.gumtree....trol/1282488476


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


#117157 OFFLINE   eddyramrod

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 08:43 PM

Shame.  It's only overpriced by about £1400.


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#117158 OFFLINE   cort16

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 08:43 PM

Pretty late 520i with a years test for 450 quid. The best bit is you get to go to Arran to get it.

 

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https://www.gumtree....-fsh/1282187821


I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


#117159 OFFLINE   BoggyMires

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 08:45 PM

https://m.ebay.co.uk...0&ul_noapp=true

 

My bro (non car type) has just sprung this on me as a potential purchase. I know sod all about them other than this was a shitter in 2006-2009 and has a scooby lump now. It was also a van I think. Is it any good? Opinions...


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#117160 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 09:10 PM

What an absolute pile of wank

 

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#117161 OFFLINE   Skizzer

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 09:13 PM

God’s eyelids, it’s only a GS Birotor!

https://m.carandclas....uk/car/C859292

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#117162 OFFLINE   Skizzer

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 09:23 PM

You don’t see a lot of these in the classic cars section...yet. £300.

https://m.carandclas....uk/car/C950475

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#117163 OFFLINE   Hertz

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 09:24 PM

12 Pony's for a Pony.

 

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https://www.carandcl....uk/car/C950475


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#117164 OFFLINE   Skizzer

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 09:25 PM

Snap!
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#117165 OFFLINE   Hertz

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 09:26 PM

With what some people ask for bran flake versions of these this looks like a good buy for someone.

 

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https://www.carandcl....uk/car/C950440


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Posted 12 January 2018 - 10:18 PM

Nowt to do with me, spotted it on a Facebook sale group and thought someone may be tempted.

 

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 10:26 PM

My god that's nice! The early Turbo diesels seem a tad more spritely too.

Sadly I've bought another XUD TD to replace my Clio so I can't. But if one of you gets it, DIBS!

Also I'm local so if anyone wants me to check it out I may be able to.

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 10:57 PM

LOOK OUT GUYS ITS A 45 V6

 

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https://www.ebay.co....ur/173090052164

 

got the shitty John Towers community centre chairs though

 

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 10:58 PM

A little bit of scheming shows the car is at Loweswater Gardens, Bordon GU35 0NT, if you fancy a discreet look.


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#117170 ONLINE   Tadhg Tiogar

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 11:03 PM

God’s eyelids, it’s only a GS Birotor!

https://m.carandclas....uk/car/C859292

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Good news: it's under 20 grand.

Bad news: it's over 16 grand....
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Posted 12 January 2018 - 11:19 PM

Hold tight R75 lickers, we’re about to go full on wantage...

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#117172 ONLINE   Tadhg Tiogar

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 11:37 PM

Hold tight R75 lickers, we’re about to go full on wantage...

...with Neptune Blue Personal line....


CLOTH!


F**kin' 'ell, we used to have living room furniture in that colour.
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Posted 12 January 2018 - 11:39 PM

https://m.ebay.co.uk...0&ul_noapp=true

My bro (non car type) has just sprung this on me as a potential purchase. I know sod all about them other than this was a shitter in 2006-2009 and has a scooby lump now. It was also a van I think. Is it any good? Opinions...

Tragically dull way to blow £15,000.
One day soon these will be worthless once more when the fashionistas move their gaze elsewhere. There will always be a few hardcore Volkswagen lovers, but they will want originality.

So, a really bad buy.
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#117174 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 11:43 PM

One day soon these will be worthless once more when the fashionistas move their gaze elsewhere.

 

SRSLY? i dont think so chief. people have been spending shitloads on these for years man.


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Posted 13 January 2018 - 12:18 AM

Lovely! A slightly off-colour rear door and hindquarter, but hey, nothing wrong with that... they are great cars & worth having all day long. Nice and now rare colour, alloy wheels, low mileage. Needs to be bought by someone here and brought into the fold! :-)



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Posted 13 January 2018 - 07:49 AM

Hey love, how about you, me and your mate tonight for 

 

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https://www.ebay.co....sUAAOSwCMtaWX-w

 

(Four pictures, all of them shit)


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Posted 13 January 2018 - 08:11 AM

 

 

It was purchased with a view to tittyvating it up and use for weekends away

 

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https://www.gumtree....ject/1282563966


I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


#117178 OFFLINE   cort16

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Posted 13 January 2018 - 08:37 AM

A selection of daimlers for 2 grand each. Can you imagine the pudding in this lot?

 

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https://www.gumtree....sale/1075067687


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 13 January 2018 - 09:05 AM

 

 

 

I have a Terry McCann "Minder" Fiesta Ford in white with a black vinyl roof-want to swap? 


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Posted 13 January 2018 - 09:24 AM

I hope that this is ok to stick here. Whilst looking through Facebook I came across this.
Seems a nice enough car even though the pictures are not brilliant.

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