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#151 OFFLINE   michael t

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Posted 13 November 2018 - 10:49 AM

This from Bramz7 in the Spotted thread after a picture of a mid-80s Metro was posted full of auld ones.......

 

 

 

I haven't seen a Metro loaded up with old biddies for what feels like years


#152 OFFLINE   clayts450

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Posted 13 November 2018 - 11:23 AM

ohdearme in response to whether he had locking wheel nut with a collar round it on his Mondeo - unclear whether innuendo intended

 

 

I was in a rush this morning and only fingered it briefly before jumping in the SAAB and buggering off to work.

 


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#153 ONLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 13 November 2018 - 03:55 PM

ohdearme in response to whether he had locking wheel nut with a collar round it on his Mondeo - unclear whether innuendo intended


I slipped it in quietly hoping nobody would notice...
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#154 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted Yesterday, 03:06 AM

Kiltox's dedicated solicitor:

In a week or two I should have an LG 8kg washer going for buttons in Gloucester if you’re interested - moving to a new build with integrated.


Oohhh, let me know, could well be interested..


My CUNTING solicitor is delaying you from having the best washing machine experience I have ever known, I’m sorry.


Fuck me he works late

11:26pm can I sell my washing machine

11:39pm no


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