flat4alfa Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Something is being covered up and using this Wiggins bollocks to hide it. Sport as a whole is benter than Julian Clary in a dress at a pride event at Pontins AMC Rebel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davocano Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Imagine that. Actually replacing a Lexus with an Invacar. I haz both headache and warm glowing warming glow dozeydustman, myglaren, Junkman and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsinthewelder Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Those alloys are awful. It looks like you ran over a turtle then chromed it. Go and like 3VOM's post here DSdriver, Junkman, 3VOM and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Fever Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 I just literally bust my clacker valve laughing at Samuel Pepys and his Rover 75 there. Splendid!Fantastic. Reading it on a busy train. Shaking with mirth so much, I still have 2 seats to myself. Result. barefoot, chodweaver, Cavcraft and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsinthewelder Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 One of those quotes that you would only find on here, fraiser.innes.3 That's when I found out I had won. I was rather looking forward to an autoshite mug in a roffle, but I ended up with a 4.6 v8 range rover instead! beko1987, myglaren, oldcars and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Sure enough about 3 weeks later the machine started to sound like someone firing a machine gun into a skip full of metal dustbins. Proper made me laugh this morning. cobblers, Conrad D. Conelrad, catsinthewelder and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johngarty Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Datsuncog, on 05 Jan 2018 - 3:48 PM, said:However I may appear to the rest of the world, I'm just not really that into cocks. It will take some to beat this. Slartibartfast and Cavcraft 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 I got pulled by the BBC because I wasn't far enough to the left oldcars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 I’d be happy to give one to big Clive. Couldn't find the double entendre thread. Eddie Honda 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsinthewelder Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Autoshites minor spats often cause humour, Conalrad starts it nicely with Of course there's a little forum drama now and then, but that's forums. You could start a crocheting forum with only two old ladies on it and within a month they'd be on each other's ignore lists. And Datsuncog replies fantastically with "Could"?Mrs DC sometimes shows me the shit that goes down on the Ravelry forum. That's knitting, crochet and other yarncrafts.Fuck me, dem yarn hoares is fierce.I'm told they have a group called "Rubberneckers" whose sole purpose is gleefully reposting the various spats, strops, threats, hysterical breakdowns and faked-deaths (no, really) over the head of something as apparently genteel as yarncraft.They probably say things like, " Hey shithead, if you can't hack it on the lacework boards, go take your whiny bitch ass over to an old car forum where no-one ever gets their face stabbed with a set of super-sharp DPNs."I reckon you're being extremely optimistic in thinking they could go a whole month before someone threatens to pop a cap in someone else's ass.Even when things aren't going so well, this place is still like a teddy bears' picnic in comparison. I'm serious. http://autoshite.com/topic/31388-ex-junkman-ex-meshking-p38-back-up-for-grabs/page-3 Junkman, Roobarb, Magnificent Rustbucket and 13 others 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSdriver Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 What happened to the description of how the DVLA works, was it last year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Must have been the best job in the world being a coach seat designer in the 80's. All you had to do was get smashed out of your bonce on Class A, then get the crayons out. Cavcraft, sutty2006, HarmonicCheeseburger and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted March 27, 2018 Share Posted March 27, 2018 Mercrocker on the controversial £3500 Peugeot 405. put £3.5K into Ebay fixed price car listings and despair at the parade of dismal shit that sort of money buys you. flat4alfa, Supernaut, chodweaver and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantingYoof Posted March 28, 2018 Share Posted March 28, 2018 cort on a £3.5k V6 turbo diesel Renault Espace with 47k on the clock... Dear god it'd be less painful eating 3500 in pound coins than spending 3500 on that Espace. I like them but the max spend should be about 700 quid. Datsuncog, The Reverend Bluejeans and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catsinthewelder Posted April 2, 2018 Share Posted April 2, 2018 They-all-do-that-sir replies to xtriple I've seen enough of Panhard's posts to have the fear of god around a cheap Bentley/rolls.....and enough of yours to have the fear around an expensive cared for example! http://autoshite.com/topic/30553-the-new-news-24-thread/?p=1469381 xtriple, Datsuncog and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 '2-berth' LOL! i think its fairly clear that you will be holidaying in this ALONE. Exiled_Tat_Gatherer, Magnificent Rustbucket and aerodynamically_challenged 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC Rebel Posted April 3, 2018 Share Posted April 3, 2018 I wonder what lives in that garage that is important enough to displace it from the warm and dry? Depending on who rules the roost in that house, I'd say it is either a Bugatti Royale or a washing machine and tumble dryer. My money is on the latter. Magnificent Rustbucket, tooSavvy, Cavcraft and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted April 4, 2018 Share Posted April 4, 2018 On the Olds 350 Diesel: Engine sounded like a boiler full of masturbating skeletons and it stank to high heaven. sutty2006, Slartibartfast, AMC Rebel and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 It's got to be this one on the Festival thread ..... a 2CV... I've been wanting to properly expose my husband to one for years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted April 6, 2018 Share Posted April 6, 2018 Anything by Datsuncog binhoker668, SierraMikeHotel and oldcars 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chatsharris Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 This advert from Bucketeer that's comprehensive and informing clayts450, oldcars, Datsuncog and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted April 10, 2018 Share Posted April 10, 2018 While she was popping the end of a 50p hot dog in her mouth I dropped the B Bomb. "IVE BOUGHT A BROWN CAR DO YOU WANT SOME MUSTARD WE HAVE TO COLLECT IT IN AN HOUR." mrbenn, Pat Earrings, Conrad D. Conelrad and 15 others 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quicksilver Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Sorry if it brings back any traumatic memories of Davegate but this made me properly ROFLThinking about it, I reckon DaveNotDave had grand* aspirations of being an inept, low-rent, tubby Zuckerberg. Maybe, if things had been different, this forum could have taken over an area the size of Skegness. Imagine the possibilities. Junkman, Slartibartfast, BorniteIdentity and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 On Peugeots: I'd rather sell one of my buttocks than my 405. Junkman and Tadhg Tiogar 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigmund Fraud Posted April 11, 2018 Share Posted April 11, 2018 Slower than a weekend locked in a Rhyl B&B with Nigel Mansell. Joey spud, Tadhg Tiogar, Parky and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 It's been downrated to 3.5 tonnes though, so a packet of carrots from the Co-op carelessly lobbed onto the back is going to see VOSA tearing you a new bum hole. Jim Bell, Datsuncog and Dave_Q 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardthestag Posted April 19, 2018 Share Posted April 19, 2018 Mercrockers on Squire Dawsons desire to 'av a go in a Beetle Remove 1 x Morris Minor plug lead. Put on a really, really loose steering wheel cover, making sure you grease the Morris wheel first. Introduce 4 suitably-sized sockets or similar metal items into the silencer via the tailpipe. Every time you buy a spare part put the same amount of money that it cost into an envelope and set fire to it. Arrange the headlamp switch so that it cannot progress beyond the first-click sidelight position. That should just about cover it..... here http://autoshite.com/topic/31602-ebay-tat-volume-3/page-4177?do=findComment&comment=1480742 alf892, Datsuncog, Jim Bell and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted April 24, 2018 Share Posted April 24, 2018 2 times Wilson's guide to more picturesque speech; Sour beans in this burrito but just keep eating till you shit yourself. Youve literally got nothing to lose man. Split_Pin, Datsuncog, The Reverend Bluejeans and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted April 25, 2018 Share Posted April 25, 2018 Raging against the dying of the light. We came from dust, we will return to dust, most of life is suffering. None of this matters. But at least you might have some tales to tell in the autoshite old people's home for the terminally deluded. Parky, Psycho Charlie Knobcheese, Exiled_Tat_Gatherer and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 abelw44 succinctly summing up the general feeling towards "Volkswagen Audi Group" I previously established the sentiment towards VAG products here can be described as frosty at best It's a good thread too! You should read it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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