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#1 OFFLINE   AMC Rebel

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 12:36 AM

Yoss on the netflix thread - strictly speaking still in 2017 but we need a 2018 quotes thread


I learnt all my history from Iron Maiden and Asterix). You only realise at the end of the book then when you read it again you see more and more references.

I don't think that's a spoiler alert if you're thinking of reading it. I recommend starting with Iron Maiden.



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Posted 12 January 2018 - 08:56 PM

Des in the SQA making me ruin another keyboard

Angle grinders with speed control, albeit crude ones, are ten a penny these days from the likes of Lidl, for all your dizzy driving needs, coupling wise, you could try finding a big nut for the grinders spindle and a short length of radiator hose and clips, should be just up to the job if both items are supported but would hopefully release when the whole ballyhoo tears off on a nom nom trashing spree chasing you round your gaf while you scrabble to pull the main fuse. Maybe sit the dizzy in the top of an axle stand, poke the grinder in through a side and keep your boot on it, carry out a risk assessment and I'm sure it will be fine.

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 09:12 PM

Cavcraft on the Celebrity Irrational Hatred Thread

I'll take this opportunity to remind the e-world that GILES BRANDRETH IS A FAT WANKER WHO OWES ME £100

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Posted 14 January 2018 - 10:47 PM

Clearly these are quite rare and demand quite a bit of fuss. 300hp through a viscous AWD system and the Chocotronic gearbox would probably exercise your sphincter to the point where it could crimp off a marble worktop.

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