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#31 OFFLINE   Christine

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 05:34 PM

Ok cock,  wots yer best price


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#32 OFFLINE   Rod/b

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 05:42 PM

I keep chickens in the garden, was dropping a few off.

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Which one were chucking a broccoli at?
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#33 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 05:50 PM

Dozen it look a right bargain though.


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#34 OFFLINE   DeeJay

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 06:05 PM

Is this for a Polo or a Pollo?


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#35 OFFLINE   Tadhg Tiogar

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 06:28 PM

Is this for a Polo or a Pollo?

 

He'll sell it eventually, with any cluck.


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#36 OFFLINE   1duck

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 06:29 PM

come on guys, stop egging each other on. What's the crack with this car then?


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 06:50 PM

Look eggscellent.

 

Worst yolk ever


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 06:53 PM

Which one were chucking a broccoli at?


Dangling the broccoli, sounds like a haemorrhoid euphemism. It isn't thankfully.
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#39 OFFLINE   jamiewilson

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 06:05 PM

Any interest in a roffle before it heads to eBay/auto trader land?
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#40 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 06:52 PM

You could try but at £8.50 a ticket I am not sure it would fly out of the door.

Saying that never know what tickles some people's fancies
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Posted 12 January 2018 - 11:37 PM

A very shiny-looking Polo saloon with the 1.9 naturally aspirated diesel engine?

 

 

 

 

 

Numbers 3 and 24 please.


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Posted 13 January 2018 - 12:09 AM

Any interest in a roffle before it heads to eBay/auto trader land?

 

You're going to struggle to sell this anywhere at any price. Take it from one who knows. The minute I drove away from the purchase and I strong armed the gear lever into second, I said to myself  "I've bought a tractor!" When I got back I put it onto all the websites immediately, idea being it should sell within 6 months  and I would bide my time. Not one call!

 

They're as undesirable as it gets. People used to comment that they didn't even know you could have a saloon Polo. And why not buy a Bora for £300?  Yours looks particularly nice, but you can't polish a turd. A Polo saloon is by it's very perversity autoshite. Keep it, it's a goodun!



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Posted 13 January 2018 - 02:46 AM

Where’s Sir Lacquer of Peel when you want him?

 

This ain't for him - he's vegan.

 

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Posted 13 January 2018 - 09:54 AM

I'm running around in the estate version at the moment whilst my saab is off the road. 1.9sdi gets 60mpg on a long run even if it does sound like a tractor. 500 sounds a decent price if its been looked after.
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Posted 13 January 2018 - 11:25 AM

You could try but at £8.50 a ticket I am not sure it would fly out of the door.

Saying that never know what tickles some people's fancies


That's a lot to shell out on a ticket.

On the other hand, it's a cracking car for pulling chicks.
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Posted 13 January 2018 - 04:24 PM

How has this not sold?

Even the pics of it are lovely.

 

I'd love to put them in my photograph albumen.


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#47 OFFLINE   Christine

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Posted 13 January 2018 - 05:18 PM

He's hatching a plan .. 


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Posted 13 January 2018 - 05:25 PM

All the egg jokes are making for a pretty fowl ambience!
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Posted 13 January 2018 - 06:05 PM

I think the problem is the description, he’s over egged it.........
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Posted 13 January 2018 - 06:06 PM

When asked if he's selling the Polo

"Yes, omletting it go".


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Posted 13 January 2018 - 06:12 PM

I'm running around in the estate version at the moment whilst my saab is off the road. 1.9sdi gets 60mpg on a long run even if it does sound like a tractor. 500 sounds a decent price if its been looked after.


I use a 14-yr-old Bora TDi which was remapped for economy. That one can get past 60mpg as well. Value equally low nowadays.
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#52 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 13 January 2018 - 07:55 PM

WOULD if it was a van. Van insurance is around half the price of car insurance for unknown reasons.

It's in a bit of a limbo with its registration year - post-2001 it'd be a lot cheaper to tax.



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Posted 13 January 2018 - 08:05 PM

Come on, lads, stop clucking about. There must be at least half a dozen on here who fancy this...

 

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Posted 14 January 2018 - 08:00 AM

Is the opening valuation eggs-orbitant?

Were you able to drive it across a ploughed field for a 2cv comparison test?

Strange saloon versions of popular hatchbacks are prime shite. This one looks good...
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#55 OFFLINE   Christine

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Posted 14 January 2018 - 09:24 AM

I know the saloon is not as popular as the hatch, but did VW make a coup?


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Posted 14 January 2018 - 09:28 AM

Good nick but deffo over egged it on the selling price.

It's old enough to have been maintained by a mechanic named Dewhurst who would have undoubtedly cocked up a few things.

This is why nobody's trying to take a flyer on it and I think the seller has been counting chickens before the eggs have hatched.

Looks clean though and might get someone out of a spot of bother
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#57 OFFLINE   Christine

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Posted 14 January 2018 - 09:41 AM

Any scratching around the bumper corners ?


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Posted 14 January 2018 - 10:06 AM

Any scratching around the bumper corners ?


It has a few pecks
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Posted 14 January 2018 - 10:07 AM

Oeuf! That's lovely.
Rare as hen's teeth, these saloons.
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Posted 14 January 2018 - 10:39 AM

A good way of avoiding the horrors of Gumtree:

 

Why not offer it for swaps? You never know what interesting stuff someone on here might be looking to move on.

If I had half a dozen low value shite mobiles and needed a more reliable, practical  daily, it's a deal I'd look to do. 

 

You might end up with a Renault 25, a Citroen BX, Talbot Alpine etc.

 

This could be interesting folks, I'm not saying he would swap for anything, but it's still ok for me to ask what you would swap for this Polo I presume? Show us your cards!


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