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SnrYoof's Cheap OMGa V6 estate - *COLLECTED BY BRODDERS*


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#61 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 07:29 PM

My garage needs tidying out, and this would make an excellent tip runner.

Four randoms please.

 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

#62 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 08:38 PM

Holy shit, okay...you guys are insane awesome, I'll get a list up shortly.


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#63 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 08:58 PM

ALL TICKETS SOLD

 

1. bramz7
2. bangernomics
3. aldo135
4. Cavcraft
5. Sporty-shite
6. drum
7. Saabnut
8. Saabnut
9. Cavcraft
10. drum
11. Sporty-shite
12. Brodders
13. aldo135
14. Sporty-shite
15. Jim Bell (via loserone)
16. bramz7
17. Bucketeer
18. The Moog
19. bangernomics
20. Jim Bell (via loserone)
21. Sporty-shite
22. njgleeds (via The Moog)
23. Cavcraft
24. bramz7
25. Jim Bell (via loserone)
26. Cavcraft
27. bramz7
28. gadgetgricey
29. gadgetgricey
30. aldo135
31. ohdearme
32. stephen01
33. drum
34. Cavcraft
35. Cavcraft
36. Mrs njgleeds (via the Moog)
37. GeordieInExile
38. Cavcraft
39. Cavcraft
40. Saabnut
41. Jim Bell (via loserone)
42. gadgetgricey
43. £95 Peugeot (via Brodders)
44. gadgetgricey
45. bangernomics
46. njgleeds (via The Moog)
47. bangernomics
48. Mrs njgleeds (via The Moog)
49. Cavcraft
50. The Moog
51. aldo135
52. Brodders
53. The Moog
54. drum
55. Saabnut
56. purplebargeken (via Brodders)
57. eddyramrod
58. Cavcraft
59. The Moog


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#64 OFFLINE   stephen01

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 09:20 PM

I'll take a random, please



#65 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 09:20 PM

One randy number for me please.
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Posted 06 February 2019 - 09:25 PM

3 13 30 and 51 please if available mate!
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Posted 06 February 2019 - 09:31 PM

4 randoms pkease

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#68 OFFLINE   bangernomics

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 09:32 PM

4 please one being 47

#69 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 09:39 PM

One randy number for me please.

 

You may or may not be interested to know that my house appears to be approximately half way between Saabnut's residence in the north of Scotland and the one I believe you are presently residing in.


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#70 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 09:45 PM

Can I have a fact please? Or are you only giving facts to bucketeer :-)
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#71 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 09:47 PM

Ermm.... *fumbles with paperwork*

 

You could probably definitely fit a suitable autotest car in the boot.


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#72 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 09:50 PM

Oh god but one random for me for instant reroffle.

Also, what do you do to the seats? Your Mondy had a duffed seat too?

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#73 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 09:51 PM

Ermm.... *fumbles with paperwork*

You could probably definitely fit a suitable autotest car in the boot.

Thank you!
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#74 OFFLINE   GeordieInExile

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 09:53 PM

It's so cheap I can't help but have one random just for the fun of it.

If I win I'll collect it, drive it back to Newcastle then immediately punt it on. Already got one big GM estate.
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Posted 06 February 2019 - 10:23 PM

Can I have five or six or however many remain, please?


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#76 OFFLINE   Eddie Honda

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 10:28 PM

Can I have five or six or however many remain, please?


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Posted 06 February 2019 - 10:47 PM

I cannot put the logic displayed in this thread into words, so here is a picture to illustrate it:

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I don't have a 320touring, but I have a 320coupe.

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 10:50 PM

Can I have five or six or however many remain, please?

 

There are 15 left...total would therefore be £40.50 (3x £10 + £10.50)

 

Are you absolutely certain? :shock: :shock:


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#79 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 06 February 2019 - 10:52 PM

Also, I've updated the list but Brodders has kindly alerted me to an (understandably) unwanted additional ticket...if you spot an error please let me know and I'll do my best to save you correct it.


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#80 OFFLINE   Eddie Honda

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Posted 07 February 2019 - 12:02 AM

Are you absolutely certain? :shock::shock:


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Posted 07 February 2019 - 12:09 AM

I'm trying to get rid of an omega FFS.

I'll have 4 if billy is not taking all 15 remaining
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Posted 07 February 2019 - 07:49 AM

I'll go for one if there's one left.  Any will do.


GLWTS everyone!

 

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Posted 07 February 2019 - 09:50 AM

Billy has asked for ten tickets via PM. Drum's four plus eddy's single makes the roofle officially SOLD OUT.

I'm at work now so it won't be till later this evening I update the list.

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#84 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 07 February 2019 - 10:04 AM

BRODDERS!!!!!!!

 

Thank fuck it's 56, that number never wins, phew!!!

 

Thank you but you are in the shit if I win, no matter how ragingly unlikely that might be. You know this, right?

 

Swine lol


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Posted 07 February 2019 - 02:09 PM

BRODDERS!!!!!!!

Thank fuck it's 56, that number never wins, phew!!!

Thank you but you are in the shit if I win, no matter how ragingly unlikely that might be. You know this, right?

Swine lol


Ken, might be a winnah for you!

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Ford Galuxury 2.0 Aspen

Ford Mondeo Ghia X - Roffling Off

SAAB 9-5 Aero Estate - MOT disasterz
Mazda 3 1.4 - Borrowed Dad shite -
Saab 9-5 2.3lpt - Roffled Off - Pending Collect

 


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Posted 07 February 2019 - 03:59 PM

one random please even though i have no idea where this car even is


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Posted 07 February 2019 - 05:53 PM

one random please even though i have no idea where this car even is


Northampton.

It's fine, I've driven back to Aberdeen from there in an evening.
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I don't have a 320touring, but I have a 320coupe.

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Posted 07 February 2019 - 07:07 PM

All tickets have been allocated. It has sold out. Pauldoubleyou - if someone decides to bow out or sell a ticket they have you will have first dibs.

I will get payment details sent out later this evening, and we are hopefully on for a Saturday draw.

 

To reward you all for your participation in this EXCITING ROOFLE here are umpteen photographs taken by my dad after cleaning/hoovering etc...

 

I have to say, it scrubs up quite nicely.

 

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Posted 07 February 2019 - 07:16 PM

Oh look at that, an engine that points the right way!  SECKCI!


GLWTS everyone!

 

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Posted 07 February 2019 - 07:53 PM

Fuck me I'm doomed lately with not spotting roffles, I bloody break these as a sideline as well  :shock:  :-D

 

If there's regret for the winner give me a buzz 






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