Split_Pin Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Standard practice for these is to cut up some pieces of carpet to line the rear loadbed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 'ssup, MUTHAS? Arranged purchase of something awful. Not just anything either, but something I've constantly carped about being rubbish/never own one of them M8/they should all be scrapped.This, in actual fact... Escort van.jpg ...done it the right way though, bought it on the strength of (that) one picture, no description apart from the fact it's a 1.9 n/a diesel, not MOT'd and is about 65 miles away or something.GR8 FOR PRESERVING BUBS AND CHOMPY SNAKES Fat_Pirate, Shep Shepherd, chaseracer and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bezzabsa Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 1.9??????? shirley its a 1800???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 That looks properly rank, what a fooking awful colour. Well done Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Haha I can’t believe* you bought one of these after how much you’ve gone on about how fucking shite they are. Sir Snipes, Slartibartfast and Cavcraft 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 1.9??????? shirley its a 1800????Yup, 1753cc to be pedantic. And slow as f**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirk Diggler Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 51 reg which will be turbo; not saying it'll be any quicker....(60 or 75 bhp??) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HH-R Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Awful. Well bought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Mine was a 51 plate non turbo. 59bhp if I recall. Slow as but made no difference to weight it had on to hiw it pulled. R.I.P LC51 JXM U WIV ANGLES NOW eddyramrod, Laseraligningfoofooflanges, CGSB and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 I'm thinking of getting another in time. DID YA HEAR ME BILLY?! eddyramrod, strangeangel, Slartibartfast and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3VOM Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Standard practice for these is to cut up some pieces of carpet to line the rear loadbed.And hope that someone has put replacement wheels on it, if it started out from the factory with 13" (was it?) on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Escort van. Forum approved for saving shitters lives since 2016. beko1987, purplebargeken, Shep Shepherd and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 9, 2018 Author Share Posted February 9, 2018 1.9??????? shirley its a 1800???? Soz, yeah a 1.8 non-turbo. No firm plans, but probs going to used be used at the PoP and filled with logs, cherry and rubbish occasionally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Pumas are cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 59bhp and filled with logs? It'll move so slowly you'll need planning permission. Heidel_Kakao, eddyramrod, privatewire and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Escort van. Forum approved for saving shitters lives since 2016.I think they have a special dispensation, you can say their shit on paper but we all know their special! Forum folklore, God help anyone who joins up and utterly hates them, they won't last long eddyramrod, Jim Bell, Cavcraft and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctormop Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 When I worked (briefly) for Royal Mail in 2003 Escort vans were being phased out and Peugeot Partners and Astra type blobs were state of the art, The Escorts were considered Postman proof; no amount of abuse seemed to kill them, fifth gear was often lost bits dropped off, things leaked etc but they never rolled over and died unlike many of their newer stablemates, one guy on a rural round hit a rock on someone's driveway, put a hole in the sump but thought nothing of it completed his round and drove back having deposited around 5 litres of Duckhams finest all over major and minor roads (He was not a biker and didn't think about them much) and the ruddy van still survived.Say what you want about them but as a straightforward working vehicle they impressed me no end. D Spares & Tyres, Shep Shepherd, Laseraligningfoofooflanges and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 I had an ex royal mail '99 one as my 1st plumbing van. It failed it's second mot at five years old on crusty cills and brake pipes. I watched him poke a hole in the passenger one with his pointy thing. I couldn't believe it. Also the slowest vehicle I've ever owned/driven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Spares & Tyres Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Mine was great No servicing and got driven foot to the floor everywhere. Frequently overloaded and like bub says, it wasn't any slower. Even in its death throws it got me home from wales doing 30mpg on engine oil with a James Bond style smokescreen Future scene tax for sure. If its not rotten its worth mothballing. Laseraligningfoofooflanges 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tickman Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 The one I had was clearly shit in comparison to all the ones you lot had. I would get to a particular hill on the A9 and start at the bottom at 80 and by the top I would be doing 60 at best. Even the Morris Minor could do better on that hill. Not the ideal vehicle to be doing at least 30,000 miles a year in and one of the main reasons I left that job. Laseraligningfoofooflanges 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 The A9 southbound near Tomatin killed my Escort 1.8D. Or was it the driver with his foot to the floor oblivious to smoke pouring out of the exhaust and a rising coolant temperature? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 saw an absolutely mint one of these last week. Slightly scene, but only ever so slightly. Was very impressed by it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 How much would you be looking for on the Puma Billy? I may know someone who could be interested, and what are the arches like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 10, 2018 Author Share Posted February 10, 2018 I'm keeping the Pumas, Clive. One (blue) is my daily driver and the Thunder (silver) is being stored. Tamworthbay and Slartibartfast 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 'ssup, MUTHAS? Arranged purchase of something awful. Not just anything either, but something I've constantly carped about being rubbish/never own one of them M8/they should all be scrapped.This, in actual fact... Escort van.jpg ...done it the right way though, bought it on the strength of (that) one picture, no description apart from the fact it's a 1.8 n/a diesel, not MOT'd and is about 65 miles away or something.RAC orange, so when you sell it you can emphasise the FSH* and fully maintained regardless of cost. Just don’t mention what’s happened to it for the intervening 15 years. DeeJay, Cavcraft and eddyramrod 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 10, 2018 Author Share Posted February 10, 2018 ...then this happened... CGSB, BorniteIdentity, HMC and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 I'm keeping the Pumas, Clive. One (blue) is my daily driver and the Thunder (silver) is being stored.No worries, if you come across another good one let me know, the lass at work I got the utter shite rust hole of a Puma from to save it from the bridge (what was I thinking?) wants another for some weird reason. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 ...then this happened... autohellogoodbye.jpgWhat, the Yob-Cops off Police Interceptors pulled you over while you were trying to dump a shit car? eddyramrod, Cavcraft, Lacquer Peel and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Them omegas are starting to look quite sexy. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 10, 2018 Author Share Posted February 10, 2018 No worries, if you come across another good one let me know, the lass at work I got the utter shite rust hole of a Puma from to save it from the bridge (what was I thinking?) wants another for some weird reason. Yeah no worries, chief, will keep you posted. If her old is a 1.7 and cheap (assuming she wants to sell) I'd possibly be interested. CGSB and alcyonecorporation 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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