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Cavcraft 2k18... Say Polo, wave goodbye.


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#31 OFFLINE   Carlosfandango

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Posted 04 January 2018 - 12:12 AM

Piece of Piss?
Looks fancy alright. Hmmm..leather...

Carry on.

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#32 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 04 January 2018 - 06:03 AM

Pasture of Profit?
 

 

Nail. Head.


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#33 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 07 January 2018 - 05:34 PM

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Rover going, plus another departing soon.


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#34 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 07 January 2018 - 08:11 PM

Unless the Pasture of Profit is a dehumidified, hermetically sealed storage unit rather than an actual pasture, I can't see a Puma surviving long enough in said location to see prices start to climb.


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#35 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 07 January 2018 - 08:37 PM

What your really need is a green puma to add to your collection :-)
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#36 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 07 January 2018 - 08:53 PM

MSG ME BRO.
"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#37 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:41 PM

Window cat is not watching...

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...me drive this beauty* home. 2.2DCi, various faults including an engine that sounded like two thousand people rattling rain sticks under the bonnet when you accelerated, oh and the fact it rarely started. Luckily for me it did, so I drove it 3 or 4 miles home. Luckier again was about 25 litres of diesel...

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...luckier again was the battery being better than the one on my Vectra. Luckiest of all was my M8 coming to weigh it in about two hours later.
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#38 OFFLINE   bezzabsa

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 03:02 PM

all those garages yours???


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#39 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 03:23 PM

Nope
"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#40 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 05:14 PM

Well done for singlehandedly reducing congestion in the North West area.
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#41 ONLINE   omegod

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 06:28 PM

Hey Cav what did the Primera weigh in for ? I'm nabbing a mint 06 petrol one with a fucked clutch very soon so it would be good to know prior to insulting   negotiating  :-D



#42 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 06:53 PM

One of our very number on here has told me there's MEGA_$$ in the cats on these.


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#43 OFFLINE   DVee8

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 07:17 PM

Haway man the pride of wearside.

Just rolling along


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 07:19 PM

Plus I'll have made some part of it..

Just rolling along


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#45 OFFLINE   mat_the_cat

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 07:56 PM

Will you be posting up here when you sell the Puma(s)? I do fancy giving one a try at some point before prices follow old Ford trends...



#46 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 08:12 PM

Will you be posting up here when you sell the Puma(s)? I do fancy giving one a try at some point before prices follow old Ford trends...

 

Probs!

 

The_Moog is selling his I believe, it's a 1.7 I think. 


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Posted 12 January 2018 - 08:18 PM

I had a Primera, I'm not surprised they all seemed to disappear overnight.

Every job on the bugger was like a second mortgage. 


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Posted 17 January 2018 - 05:34 PM

Time waits for no (scrap) man, and luckily tomorrow this bag of old bollocks meets it's maker

 

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sadly I didn't get a chance to mine sweep it, so I've potentially missed out on a teaspoon, three mouldy chips, a crayon and a McDonald's toy.


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#49 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 17 January 2018 - 06:55 PM

That bad?
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#50 OFFLINE   HH-R

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Posted 17 January 2018 - 07:14 PM

You deserve an award for ridding us of so much VAG shite.
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#51 OFFLINE   Sigmund Fraud

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Posted 17 January 2018 - 07:14 PM

Keep in mind that a working 085 gearbox out of one of those is now worth £100+. You can have it out in 2 hours if you don't care about the rest of the car.



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Posted 17 January 2018 - 07:15 PM

Nice pussy too, even the cat doesn't want to look at the Nissan!




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