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#1 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 09:41 AM

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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 10:29 AM

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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#3 OFFLINE   Dave_Q

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 10:41 AM

Don't most pez stations insist on 2 litres minimum sale?

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 10:43 AM

Most around here require a 5 litre minimum. :shock: :shock:


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Posted 01 January 2018 - 11:11 AM

Excellent work! MOAR POWER TO YOUR ELBOW:)
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Posted 01 January 2018 - 11:13 AM

122.9p/l for unleaded!!?! No wonder you only put £2 in. It's around 117.9p/l here at the moment.
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Posted 01 January 2018 - 11:21 AM

It's an Esso I think, they and BP are absolute robbers these days. I reckon what they've done (especially BP) is shut or sold loads of garages, then just kept the ones where there's no opposition for quite a way, then whanged the prices up.

 

Decent round of 'back seat bingo' too, various coins (some foreign) the obligatory crayon and chewed sweet, and although no items of cutlery nor broken McDonald's toys, it was made up for by what looked like 1/4 bird seed scattered about, plus some shit looking pliers and a bit of colour magic type polish.


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#8 OFFLINE   sierraman

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 11:36 AM

Its the double of the one we've got.

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 12:45 PM

Was it cheaper to buy the focus to get the bike than catch a bus?
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Posted 01 January 2018 - 12:56 PM

It looks alright that, what's actually wrong with it? Large sections of the underside missing, I guess?

 

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 12:58 PM

Very poor show - purchase ideally needed to made at 00:01 hrs.

 

I demand a photo of the pliers.


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Posted 01 January 2018 - 01:00 PM

Let me guess,emissions, trailing arm Mount corrosion and brake pipes

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 01:14 PM

The usual low standards achieved. Congratulations Billy!


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Posted 01 January 2018 - 01:20 PM

Well it's not technically failed an MOT so I reckon Billy will have it on schpock soon "MOT run out don't think it will want much not sure very busy at moment"
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Posted 01 January 2018 - 04:03 PM

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 04:12 PM

Where the fuck do you keep on pulling these rotboxes from? Legend!

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 04:16 PM

Focus has been claimed, ditto the 25. Next victim is in my radar.


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

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Posted 01 January 2018 - 04:56 PM

Focus has been claimed, ditto the 25.

 

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 03:49 PM

Oh well, start as you mean to continue. Live frame from a few minutes ago...

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Watching live from work
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Posted 03 January 2018 - 04:21 PM

More concussions due from a Puma A-pillar?


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Posted 03 January 2018 - 04:29 PM

My channel 2 is shit compared to this.


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Posted 03 January 2018 - 05:40 PM

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It's only the bleeding 'Thunder' version, innit? Ford tally now 1xTransit, 2xFocus 2xPuma and more planned.


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Posted 03 January 2018 - 06:46 PM

Living the dream mr craft living the dream

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 06:54 PM

Thunder was the runout model, got everything lobbed at it iirc
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Posted 03 January 2018 - 07:48 PM

Phwoar - me likey.

 

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 08:05 PM

Is this a keeper or a mover-onner?

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Posted 03 January 2018 - 08:35 PM

Is this a keeper or a mover-onner?

 

Going into the PoP.


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Posted 03 January 2018 - 09:12 PM

Pasture of Profit?

Patching or P40?

Power of prayer?

Pumas on pallets.
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Posted 03 January 2018 - 09:16 PM

Pasture of Potential?


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Posted 03 January 2018 - 10:19 PM

Proliferation of Plasticoat


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