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#31 OFFLINE   Carlosfandango

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Posted 04 January 2018 - 12:12 AM

Piece of Piss?
Looks fancy alright. Hmmm..leather...

Carry on.

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#32 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 04 January 2018 - 06:03 AM

Pasture of Profit?
 

 

Nail. Head.


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#33 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 07 January 2018 - 05:34 PM

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Rover going, plus another departing soon.


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#34 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 07 January 2018 - 08:11 PM

Unless the Pasture of Profit is a dehumidified, hermetically sealed storage unit rather than an actual pasture, I can't see a Puma surviving long enough in said location to see prices start to climb.


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#35 OFFLINE   Snagglepuss

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Posted 07 January 2018 - 08:37 PM

What your really need is a green puma to add to your collection :-)
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#36 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 07 January 2018 - 08:53 PM

MSG ME BRO.
"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#37 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 02:41 PM

Window cat is not watching...

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...me drive this beauty* home. 2.2DCi, various faults including an engine that sounded like two thousand people rattling rain sticks under the bonnet when you accelerated, oh and the fact it rarely started. Luckily for me it did, so I drove it 3 or 4 miles home. Luckier again was about 25 litres of diesel...

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...luckier again was the battery being better than the one on my Vectra. Luckiest of all was my M8 coming to weigh it in about two hours later.
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#38 OFFLINE   bezzabsa

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 03:02 PM

all those garages yours???


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#39 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 03:23 PM

Nope
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#40 ONLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 05:14 PM

Well done for singlehandedly reducing congestion in the North West area.
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Posted 11 January 2018 - 06:28 PM

Hey Cav what did the Primera weigh in for ? I'm nabbing a mint 06 petrol one with a fucked clutch very soon so it would be good to know prior to insulting   negotiating  :-D



#42 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 06:53 PM

One of our very number on here has told me there's MEGA_$$ in the cats on these.


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#43 ONLINE   DVee8

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Posted 11 January 2018 - 07:17 PM

Haway man the pride of wearside.

Just rolling along


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Posted 11 January 2018 - 07:19 PM

Plus I'll have made some part of it..

Just rolling along


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#45 OFFLINE   mat_the_cat

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 07:56 PM

Will you be posting up here when you sell the Puma(s)? I do fancy giving one a try at some point before prices follow old Ford trends...



#46 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 08:12 PM

Will you be posting up here when you sell the Puma(s)? I do fancy giving one a try at some point before prices follow old Ford trends...

 

Probs!

 

The_Moog is selling his I believe, it's a 1.7 I think. 


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Posted 12 January 2018 - 08:18 PM

I had a Primera, I'm not surprised they all seemed to disappear overnight.

Every job on the bugger was like a second mortgage. 


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#48 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 17 January 2018 - 05:34 PM

Time waits for no (scrap) man, and luckily tomorrow this bag of old bollocks meets it's maker

 

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sadly I didn't get a chance to mine sweep it, so I've potentially missed out on a teaspoon, three mouldy chips, a crayon and a McDonald's toy.


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#49 OFFLINE   Snagglepuss

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Posted 17 January 2018 - 06:55 PM

That bad?
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Posted 17 January 2018 - 07:14 PM

You deserve an award for ridding us of so much VAG shite.
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Posted 17 January 2018 - 07:14 PM

Keep in mind that a working 085 gearbox out of one of those is now worth £100+. You can have it out in 2 hours if you don't care about the rest of the car.


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Posted 17 January 2018 - 07:15 PM

Nice pussy too, even the cat doesn't want to look at the Nissan!
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#53 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 29 January 2018 - 08:20 PM

Quick entrance/exit for this, doesn't get a speaking part, it's straight off to the yard. Should have spent more time with it though, as I keep forgetting to have the standard CD player out of one of these for the Transit.

 

 

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Posted 29 January 2018 - 08:24 PM

Rotten, fucked engine or both?
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#55 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 29 January 2018 - 09:07 PM

Genuinely no idea, the bonnet and boot wouldn't open and there's no MOT.


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#56 OFFLINE   Bren

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Posted 29 January 2018 - 09:18 PM

No time for grazing in the pasture of profit?
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Posted 29 January 2018 - 09:30 PM

Needs space for the Cannock auction mystery car...


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Posted 29 January 2018 - 09:44 PM

Yay, another mk1 focus to be made into Chinese washers.

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Posted 29 January 2018 - 09:54 PM

B if ye come across an Almera im after headlamps and tail lamps for my hateful pile of jizz.


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Posted 09 February 2018 - 06:55 PM

'ssup, MUTHAS? Arranged purchase of something awful. Not just anything either, but something I've constantly carped about being rubbish/never own one of them M8/they should all be scrapped.

This, in actual fact...

 

 

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...done it the right way though, bought it on the strength of (that) one picture, no description apart from the fact it's a 1.8 n/a diesel, not MOT'd and is about 65 miles away or something.


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