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Cannock £3 Xmas Blind Roffle! BUY NOW TO GUARANTEE DISSAPOINTMENT

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#301 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 12 December 2017 - 10:24 AM

Can we put names down for the next Roffle yet?


^This. I'd like the same five numbers, please.

I'll also try to attend. It would be hilarious* if I bought something, and then went on to win the raffle as well.

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Posted 12 December 2017 - 10:27 AM

I don't want any tickets, but would like to attend too, can the dates be decided quite early so I can see when Amy is working?


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Posted 12 December 2017 - 10:42 AM

I'm thinking last sat in Jan- 27th.

Means folks will have been paid after Xmas.

I'll likely put the thread up mid Jan to give a bit more time. We can run an event thread too.
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Posted 12 December 2017 - 01:47 PM

Ooohh so after the buying ban expires. Plus just days after I turn 40.... all i need now is a bright star and 3 men carrying gifts 

 

 

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Posted 12 December 2017 - 02:19 PM

I'm thinking last sat in Jan- 27th.

Means folks will have been paid after Xmas.


I get paid on the 28th. Phew.
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Posted 12 December 2017 - 06:40 PM

I get paid on the 28th. Phew.

 

See you at Cannock, then...  :D


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Posted 12 December 2017 - 06:45 PM

I’m gonna try and make this !
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Posted 12 December 2017 - 07:43 PM

It's in the diary!
Going to buy 320touring one of them comedy foam hands like they have at sports matches. And a klaxon.
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Posted 12 December 2017 - 07:47 PM

Going to buy 320touring one of them comedy foam hands like they have at sports matches. And a klaxon.

 

MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

 

:D


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#310 OFFLINE   Pillock

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Posted 12 December 2017 - 07:51 PM

I already have a klaxon.
I once went to the shops, and I asked everyone if they needed anything.
The answer I got was "surprise me".

Klaxons ARE surprising, especially indoors.
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Posted 12 December 2017 - 07:58 PM

*air horn sound*

*second air horn sound*

Me: "This isn't deodorant.


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Posted 12 December 2017 - 08:00 PM

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Posted 12 December 2017 - 08:02 PM

I'll have a lucky dip.

 

Go disguised as the wall.


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Posted 12 December 2017 - 08:05 PM

I'll have a lucky dip.

Go disguised as the wall.


Tickets will be available mid Jan, as per post up the page:)
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Posted 12 December 2017 - 08:10 PM

The last list filled up in about 3hrs.

Getting my shout in early  :-D



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Posted 12 December 2017 - 08:19 PM

I'm sober so I'll just have one ticket this time
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Posted 12 December 2017 - 08:49 PM

I think I'll round it up to £180, and donate £90 to Charity, with the remaining £90 carried forward into an end Jan Roffle pot.

Set at £5 per ticket, we'd have £385 to play with (£90 rollover, £295 from 2nd roffle).

 

Locked by request.

 

Keep January 27th free, shiters.  320T will put up another thread mid-month.


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Posted 19 December 2017 - 05:36 PM

Also, for those who are planning to attend the auction and stay over the night before, the band playing the Greyhound pub in Lichfield on the Friday features our very own Tamworthbay!

 

Food is available.  Sounds like a good night out.


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1995 Peugeot 205 Inca 1.7D - working
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AS Midland Massiv - in chod we rust...






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