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FTP obviously! KILTOX BOUGHT ANOTHER JOKE - 2006 LDV Maxarse


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#1 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 01:50 PM

Currently on my way to Bristol to pick up a van that has grenaded before I’ve even got there. Already sorted insurance etc.

I need a van, preferably SWB Transit size, with MoT and no terminal problems, in Bristol, for £1320 or less and I need to pick it up in about 2 hours.
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#2 ONLINE   dollywobbler

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 02:02 PM

Hey, this game is fun! I've played a variant of it before (when I couldn't be arsed to get a train home and decided to buy a car instead). 

£1100

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https://www.gumtree....van-/1278516590


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#3 ONLINE   dollywobbler

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 02:04 PM

If you're not in a hurry, I call BARG.

£550

https://www.gumtree....rise/1278459918

 

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The search

https://www.gumtree....&max_price=1300


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Posted 07 December 2017 - 02:06 PM

 

THAT IS A WINNAR!

 

I assume the 1.6HDi lived up to its reputation as a hand grenade then?



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Posted 07 December 2017 - 02:07 PM

That Citroen looks smashing.

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#6 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 02:08 PM

Urgh since when did you need to log in to gumtree to contact people
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#7 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 02:10 PM

Emailed the Citroen seller - no phone number on the advert :(
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#8 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 02:13 PM

Look at this beauty https://www.autotrad...page=2&radius=5
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Posted 07 December 2017 - 02:18 PM

Cat N? s that uneconomical to repair the drivers seat bolster wear?


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Posted 07 December 2017 - 02:18 PM

That seat repair is magical!


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Posted 07 December 2017 - 02:21 PM

What seat repair? Can't see anything from he...oh wait I've turned my monitor on... Wow!


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#12 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 02:21 PM

How bad are Ducatos? It has a long MoT...
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Posted 07 December 2017 - 02:22 PM

Probably better than what you were on your way to buy...


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#14 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 02:24 PM

It is MASSIVE though.
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Posted 07 December 2017 - 02:30 PM

It's massive WIN FELLA!!!! GIB


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Posted 07 December 2017 - 02:42 PM

Big enough to live in if things go really, really badly.


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#17 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 02:47 PM

Even better if it is still sign written for someone else right?
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#18 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 03:01 PM

Bastard. Ducato is sold.
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#19 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 03:04 PM

Maxus?

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 03:05 PM

https://www.gumtree....-mwb/1278506475

 

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LAST OWNER WAS SON OF A BANKER

 

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. And if it is broke just ignore it, and maybe it'll be sort of OK...?


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Posted 07 December 2017 - 03:07 PM

https://www.gumtree....uffy/1278080714

 

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LAST OWNER WAS SON OF A BANKER

 

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. And if it is broke just ignore it, and maybe it'll be sort of OK...?


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Posted 07 December 2017 - 03:08 PM

 

That looks the bollocks

 

ETA: is the lack of bulkhead an issue?


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#23 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 03:10 PM

Yeah but I could just find one from a breaker
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#24 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 03:16 PM

Viewing the Maxus at 5
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Posted 07 December 2017 - 03:29 PM

Where is the maxus, did the seller say?
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Posted 07 December 2017 - 03:33 PM

Viewing the Maxus at 5


If those crew seats aren’t listed on the fixtures and fittings for your new rental property I’ll be very disappointed.
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Posted 07 December 2017 - 03:38 PM

That LDV is class. You can get the G3 out on it  :mrgreen:


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#28 ONLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 03:39 PM

If those crew seats aren’t listed on the fixtures and fittings for your new rental property I’ll be very disappointed.


Not sure about that but I’ll definitely be fucking them off. Wonder if I could swap them for a bulkhead :D
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Posted 07 December 2017 - 04:00 PM

Maxxus looks grim.

I'd already singled out the Citroen DW has posted in the News24 thread.

It looks like the best van in Bristol
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Posted 07 December 2017 - 04:14 PM

Maxxus looks grim.

I'd already singled out the Citroen DW has posted in the News24 thread.

It looks like the best van in Bristol

 

Maxus will be about eleventy thousand times quicker though...


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