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#31 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 26 November 2017 - 04:30 PM

I have a certain 340 Volvo that needs to go to a loving home, bit outside your budget but trusted shitter payment plan is on offer ;)


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Posted 26 November 2017 - 04:34 PM

My Safrane? That's old, French, and has a year's MOT.

Not sporty though.

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Posted 26 November 2017 - 04:35 PM

I have a certain 340 Volvo that needs to go to a loving home, bit outside your budget but trusted shitter payment plan is on offer ;)


I have looked at it but sadly an ex boss of mine who I hated with an absolute passion drove one so they are forever associated with her to me. I am surprised you haven’t found a new home for that one mate as it’s a nice car. I also looked at the 1300 but it was just too much of a project at the moment.
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Posted 26 November 2017 - 04:48 PM

£200 or offers (reg is M780 XUD). Must be sporty as has alloy wheels.

 

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https://www.gumtree....ers-/1277005564


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Posted 26 November 2017 - 04:50 PM

No worries mate on both counts.

 

That Volvo looks rather tidy.


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Posted 26 November 2017 - 05:14 PM

Ticket to the end of the road, no logbook, AND it's in Wrecksam?

 

Where do I sign?

 

:D

 

So what's the problem?

 

It could have been stood up for 38 years, have a buff logbook and be located in Lincolnshire.

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Posted 26 November 2017 - 05:17 PM

At the current price on that Saab you'd get your money back purely by taking off the coil pack and scrap value of the rest.
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Posted 26 November 2017 - 05:29 PM

An off the wall suggestion here, £300 worth of Haribo from the factory shop :)


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Posted 26 November 2017 - 05:31 PM

I just played the game in the classic car section. The result:

 

https://www.ebay.co....ct/312006655106

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/8tgAAOSwi...

 

 

WCPGW?

 

WTF is that doing in the classic section? it's a new car ffs.


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Posted 27 November 2017 - 10:00 AM

Chaseracer came up with the solution to this, initially in form of a game.
 
1. Go to eBay -> Cars, Motorcycles & Vehicles -> Cars.

2. Set filters max price 300, max distance 25 miles (or whatever), sort by ending soonest.

3. Buy the first car in the search results.



I just did it for myself and it returned this:

https://www.ebay.co....AP/253232339170

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/rRUAAOSwB...

 

I like the new game you've started -  I'm sure it's come up in the past but still fun -  

 

https://www.ebay.co....h8AAOSwTQtaExjP

 

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 10:16 AM

https://www.ebay.co....x4AAOSwdnZaAGQ0

 

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 10:19 AM

https://www.ebay.co....M4AAOSwcj1aGzQG

 

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 10:40 AM

The motivation to get the Capri sorted is to get another snotter, that you could probably do without and will suck up time and energy.

Man-maths means something is inbound. Scumtree has a MGTF that may miss your brief but they are good fun

https://www.gumtree....g-tf/1273382981
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Posted 27 November 2017 - 12:56 PM

I like the new game you've started -  I'm sure it's come up in the past but still fun -  
 
https://www.ebay.co....h8AAOSwTQtaExjP
 
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/Rh8AAOSwT...

 
 
It's Chaseracer's game!
 
The twist was 'let's see how long it takes until someone actually buys his search result'.
In true spirit of this forum, it happened within the first third of the first page of the thread.

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 01:00 PM

WTF is that doing in the classic section? it's a new car ffs.


Those categories are way too academic for the average eBay mong.
There are 14 plate Vauxhall Diesels in the classic car section,
then you find a 1951 Mercedes 170S in the regular cars section.
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Posted 27 November 2017 - 01:31 PM

Chaseracer came up with the solution to this, initially in form of a game.

1. Go to eBay -> Cars, Motorcycles & Vehicles -> Cars.

2. Set filters max price 300, max distance 25 miles (or whatever), sort by ending soonest.

3. Buy the first car in the search results.


Sort of works for me.......

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 03:04 PM

guy local ish to me is selling a saab turbo cabrio £395 needs a O/S headlamp and has slight wing damage 

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 04:38 PM

This is a suggestion thread for when you want to get everyone's input on car ideas, tools etc.

Keeps them all in one place and create a bank of ideas.
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Posted 27 November 2017 - 04:58 PM

'Outliers' will be moved here...


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Posted 27 November 2017 - 05:13 PM

To start the ball rolling. Suggest me a saloon, buying price under £1500 to suit my executive lifestyle. I'd like something with either a V6 or a straight 6, ideally 2.5l or above but capable of 30mpg on a run. No diesels.

 

Starter for ten to mark out the territory. Competitors to a late 90s/early 00s Lexus GS.

 

Ideally with no catastrophic weaknesses. No rovers/MGs.


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Posted 27 November 2017 - 05:27 PM

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 05:27 PM

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Perhaps not.

 

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 05:30 PM

I've been planning on starting a thread; if anybody sees a good Volvo 850 tdi estate auto for sale I'm all ears

Or if anybody can track this one down that I missed a couple of years ago; I have the same one in petrol but commute getting longer; it was sold to Wexford and I've had a few eyes looking for it with no success

http://www.adverts.i...ull-nct/5295281

I've no problem going to the UK to pick one up; I'll end up paying 700-1000 to reregister it, then €1080 a year to tax it; so to travel and pay all that I really want a good one; hoping to do it this side of Christmas :)

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 05:31 PM

I had a 260e auto, never got above 28mpg even on a run from Essex to the Lakes n back at legal speeds.


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Posted 27 November 2017 - 05:33 PM

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Posted 27 November 2017 - 05:38 PM

To start the ball rolling. Suggest me a saloon, buying price under £1500 to suit my executive lifestyle. I'd like something with either a V6 or a straight 6, ideally 2.5l or above but capable of 30mpg on a run. No diesels.

 

Starter for ten to mark out the territory. Competitors to a late 90s/early 00s Lexus GS.

 

Ideally with no catastrophic weaknesses. No rovers/MGs.

s-l1600.jpg

 

https://www.ebay.co....NsAAOSwVNxaG8hR


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Posted 27 November 2017 - 05:54 PM

I was going to suggest a Vauxhall Omega, but then I noticed they do have a catastrophic weakness.

They're Vauxhalls.

 

 

 

Also, the V6s have a 30k mile cambelt interval.


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Posted 27 November 2017 - 06:01 PM

Also, the V6s have a 30k mile cambelt interval.

 

Really? Wow, that'd be an annual job for me!


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Posted 27 November 2017 - 06:09 PM

https://www.ebay.co....M4AAOSwcj1aGzQG
 
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Posted 27 November 2017 - 06:15 PM

I want CavCraft to play this game, and land on an Iveco.


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