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#1 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted 17 November 2017 - 11:32 PM

Just setting this up just now.

Tomorrow sees a collection mission of some idiocy..

2 countries, 3 shiters and 5 different vehicles needed.

All in the name of stupidity.
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#2 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 17 November 2017 - 11:38 PM

fuck that ken

 

clues plz



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Posted 17 November 2017 - 11:42 PM

fuck that ken

clues plz


Clue 1..

3 different types of transportation vehicle
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Posted 17 November 2017 - 11:45 PM

scooter - dont think so

 

bus - mibbe

 

train - are yi bringin fowler wid ye?

 

fly - are ya mad?



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Posted 17 November 2017 - 11:50 PM

scooter - dont think so

bus - mibbe

train - are yi bringin fowler wid ye?

fly - are ya mad?


Correct

Nup

Wrang type of loco

It has been said I suffer from the effects of the full moon..
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Posted 18 November 2017 - 12:18 AM

You don't need to send a search party out for a chunk of missing Renault gearbox now, remember?
6 pot E30 in a field in High Peak?
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Posted 18 November 2017 - 12:23 AM

You don't need to send a search party out for a chunk of missing Renault gearbox now, remember?
6 pot E30 in a field in High Peak?


If I could find a 6 pot E30 in my price range I'd be happy.
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Posted 18 November 2017 - 12:25 AM

That's why I was thinking the lie of it would be less than ideal. And involve a Midlands shiter with a four by and some rope. And a trailer. Or a dustpan and brush.

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Posted 18 November 2017 - 12:34 AM

That's why I was thinking the lie of it would be less than ideal. And involve a Midlands shiter with a four by and some rope. And a trailer. Or a dustpan and brush.


It's hopefully not quite CX levels of fucked..
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Posted 18 November 2017 - 07:40 AM

I am aware of the levels of stupidity* involved.
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Posted 18 November 2017 - 08:11 AM

You're buying the Vel Shatis off barefoot
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Posted 18 November 2017 - 08:12 AM

I am aware of the levels of stupidity* involved.


Only stupid if ya don't make it back withoot aa man
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Posted 18 November 2017 - 08:16 AM

I shall lurk at Tebay just to see what you bought. Charter and all that..
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Posted 18 November 2017 - 08:57 AM

It may be a very late day
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Posted 18 November 2017 - 09:28 AM

I am aware of the levels of stupidity* involved.

 

I am also aware and may* have encouraged this endeavour.


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Posted 18 November 2017 - 09:34 AM

I'm busy this evening...  ;)


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Posted 18 November 2017 - 10:50 AM

I'm watching with interest.


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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 18 November 2017 - 11:44 AM

Step wan..

Breakfust!

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Step two, drive 50 miles east to Edinburgh to go here (nowt to do with collection, but an odd diversion nevertheless)

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Next update likely to be circa 3 pm
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Posted 18 November 2017 - 11:45 AM

I'm watching with interest.

 

Recalibrate your expectations accordingly...


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2009 Cannondale Quick CX - too much like hard work
2003 Citroen Berlingo 2.0HDi - buggering on
1995 Peugeot 205 Inca 1.7D - several steps closer to a ticket...
1982 Citroen Dyane 6 - several steps further away...

AS Midland Massiv - in chod we rust...


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Posted 18 November 2017 - 12:05 PM

Wait: there's a bit of central Edinburgh you can drive a car into AND STOP? Someone tell the council, they've slipped up.
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Posted 18 November 2017 - 12:22 PM

FINALLY! He's coming for the 147.
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Posted 18 November 2017 - 12:29 PM

FINALLY! He's coming for the 147.


How I wish it were* so...
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Posted 18 November 2017 - 12:46 PM

Lasagne for breakfast is pretty hardcore right enough.
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Posted 18 November 2017 - 01:02 PM

I'm busy this evening...  ;)

Tossing over what he bort



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Posted 18 November 2017 - 02:42 PM

Slight change of plan- removing one of the modes of transport.

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On this track, no train shall run (at least not to timescales that suit I)

So step forth additional conveyance as soon as my brother arrives
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Posted 18 November 2017 - 03:00 PM

omg two of them :D



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Posted 18 November 2017 - 03:05 PM

Have Brother,

Will travel!

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Posted 18 November 2017 - 03:29 PM

I see the future...

 

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Future Shite - 2014 Skoda Octavia VRS

Past Shite - 1974 Datsun 260Z

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Posted 18 November 2017 - 03:36 PM

Next destination achieved, on time too, thanks to TTT logistics taxhi soivice

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Posted 18 November 2017 - 04:31 PM

so you drove to edin to go glasgae?

 

WTF M9??






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