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#61 OFFLINE   hairnet

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Posted 17 November 2017 - 11:28 PM

so.......

 

[email protected] HOOSE THEN :D


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Posted 17 November 2017 - 11:54 PM

I think there were things being said about arranging SF18 for the weekend after the Euroshite group got back (this is subject to us actually making it back), which I believe would be Saturday the 2nd of June.

Would this date be something that might work?

 

That's the second weekend of half-term, so that'd be me phuqued phor a second year in a row...


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Posted 17 November 2017 - 11:58 PM

PS we also need road-legal mopeds for added shits and giggles for those of us with pre-97 licences.


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Posted 18 November 2017 - 08:21 PM

Cuin a dh'fhaodas mi an taigh-òsta Albannach a ghleidheadh?

 

Tapadh leat



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Posted 18 November 2017 - 08:24 PM

*taps Hairnet translator*

 

*blinks*

 

Bugger it needs an update.


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Posted 18 November 2017 - 08:46 PM

*taps Hairnet translator*

 

*blinks*

 

Bugger it needs an update.

not really ask supernaut :lol:



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Posted 18 November 2017 - 08:57 PM

He's no' a teuchter though, I believe?
Bhiodh e na b 'fheàrr a thuigsinn thu anns an Doric!


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Posted 18 November 2017 - 09:01 PM

Heuchtry cheuchtry heuchtry cheuchtry Gary Glitter heuchtry cheuchtry fiddlin' wi they weans again heuchtry cheuchtry agis microwave oven.

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Posted 18 November 2017 - 09:02 PM

Heuchtry cheuchtry heuchtry cheuchtry Gary Glitter heuchtry cheuchtry fiddlin' wi they weans again heuchtry cheuchtry agis microwave oven.

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I think I listened to that show when I was up there last!


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Posted 18 November 2017 - 10:38 PM

dùin an doras :D

 

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air an rathad :lol:



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Posted 19 November 2017 - 10:55 AM

Heuchtry cheuchtry heuchtry cheuchtry Gary Glitter heuchtry cheuchtry fiddlin' wi they weans again heuchtry cheuchtry agis microwave oven.

/BBC Alba.

 

It worries me when Campbell starts to make sense...


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Posted 19 November 2017 - 11:07 AM

I am a teuchter, but I still have no idea.

 

I think that's hairnet teuchter.

 

 

 

 

Anyway, talking of the Cairngorms... Shitefest Aviemore? Plenty of campsites there (although they're rather busy over the summer). :D



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Posted 19 November 2017 - 03:26 PM

Shitefest NC500 has a ring to it. :-D


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Posted 19 November 2017 - 03:30 PM

Shitefest NC500 has a ring to it. :-D

 

That's something I'd be interested in.


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Posted 19 November 2017 - 03:43 PM

Shitefest NC500 has a ring to it. :-D

 

Doesn't it take like a week if you want to actually stop and see stuff?



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Posted 19 November 2017 - 03:58 PM

gets a meh

 

west coast or the grampians much better

 

plus it would take some serious planning to hit the one day of nice weather you *might get :D



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Posted 19 November 2017 - 07:00 PM

Is it possible to do the NC500 counterclockwise, cos every other cunt goes up from Fort Bill? The AS Grand Mayhem Tour...
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Posted 19 November 2017 - 07:07 PM

Loved the gathering at the bubble car museum, more north would be good thou, im sure I could drag mike r and newpod along lol ;)

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Posted 19 November 2017 - 08:46 PM

Is it possible to do the NC500 counterclockwise, cos every other cunt goes up from Fort Bill? The AS Grand Mayhem Tour...

 

I've done it anti-clockwise. In a 2CV.


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Posted 19 November 2017 - 09:16 PM

We'll follow you, then!  :D


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Posted 19 November 2017 - 09:24 PM

Cuin a dh'fhaodas mi an taigh-òsta Albannach a ghleidheadh?

 

Tapadh leat

'When can I book the Scottish hotel?

 

thank you'



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Posted 19 November 2017 - 10:02 PM

I've done the NC500 in both directions on bikes and in cars. Still not bored of it, I love the Highlands.


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Posted 19 November 2017 - 10:07 PM

I did it in the AS bike rover 220 unbeknown to me the month after the nc500 initiative was launched, wonderful roads and great people. I love the highlands too, and would love to do it again.
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Posted 19 November 2017 - 10:08 PM

I did most of it in March in the ex SiC Saab, I try to do it every year when I'm single.


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Posted 19 November 2017 - 10:11 PM

I did it in April, and (maybe I got lucky) Had perfect fresh, sunny weather.
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Posted 19 November 2017 - 10:16 PM

It was the same in March. Not even a cloud in sight most days.


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Posted 03 December 2017 - 08:50 PM

Giving this a bump. Who is going to bite the bullet then?


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Posted 03 December 2017 - 09:14 PM

So where in Scotland is it going to be?
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Posted 03 December 2017 - 09:19 PM

So where is Scotland?


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Posted 03 December 2017 - 09:24 PM

Further NW the better!


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