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#31 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 08:13 PM

I think it was around a tenner last time out?

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 08:17 PM

Then I'm sorry to who received my gift :-(

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#33 OFFLINE   holbeck

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 08:19 PM

details sent



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Posted 11 November 2017 - 08:22 PM

It has always been a fiver before. But I'm not sure it was stuck to religiously.

This.

Details sent.

Has Nyphur handed over the keys then? I always thought this was his ‘thing’...

Don’t take it as a grump though - I’m pleased someone’s keeping it going!

Them yellow cubes from out of a proper old-school urinal are easy to sneak in and a better buzz than any modern chemical shit. Never done me any harm.


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Posted 11 November 2017 - 08:59 PM

No more than a tenner, and it doesn't have to be that much.  What people can afford - times is hard!


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#36 OFFLINE   bramz7

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 09:22 PM

I am also in.

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 09:27 PM

I R IN.

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 09:40 PM

So bloody in it hurts

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 10:10 PM

I'm in

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 10:24 PM

PM your details please.


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Posted 12 November 2017 - 12:21 PM

It has always been a fiver before. But I'm not sure it was stuck to religiously.

 

I thought it was something you wanted rid of - sorry omegod :-D


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Posted 12 November 2017 - 12:45 PM

I thought it was something you wanted rid of - sorry omegod :-D

 

 

Yeah I guessed  :-D



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Posted 12 November 2017 - 12:51 PM

It can be that too...

 

Please all remember to PM me your full details if you haven't already done so - saying "I'm in!" on here ain't enough!

 

Cheers  :)


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Posted 12 November 2017 - 12:51 PM

Go on then pm on way

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Posted 12 November 2017 - 07:42 PM

Fuck it, I'm in.


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Posted 12 November 2017 - 08:27 PM

Including Yours Truly, that's 22 sets of details received already!


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Posted 12 November 2017 - 08:45 PM

I'm in.

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Posted 12 November 2017 - 08:59 PM

I thought it was something you wanted rid of - sorry omegod :-D

 

 

Yeah I guessed  :-D

 

 

To be fair, I bought it in a charity shop and had intended on cutting out all the nice pictures of bicycles and putting them in picture-frames and flogging them at a craft fair. I kept that book for year before realising that ICNBA'd



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Posted 12 November 2017 - 09:14 PM

Details sent.

Thanks again for organising.


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Posted 13 November 2017 - 03:06 PM

REMINDER...

 

OK, it's on.  Everyone please send me a PM with your AS name, 'real' name and contact address.  We'll set a deadline of approx. the end of the first week of December to allow for tedious practicalities.

 

 

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 05:12 PM

I'm in.
However I have no need of socks, boxer shorts or a gimp mask as I have previously had these as secret santa gifts.

 

... put you down for the Mars Bar then?

 

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 09:42 PM

Anything for a fiver goes yeah? Doesn’t have to be car related? Or more shite points for a British layland key ring rather than a jaz mag and kamagra?

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:42 PM

We usually try to keep it shite-related, the more imaginative the better!


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Posted 14 November 2017 - 05:18 PM

Anything for a fiver goes yeah? Doesn’t have to be car related? Or more shite points for a British layland key ring rather than a jaz mag and kamagra?

I was at the chemist counter of Asda yesterday with my fiancée, whereby we spotted a suspicious looking device right at the front of the counter shelving. I can’t remember the exact wording on the box, but it was something to the effect of, ‘He or she wee pisspot with adaptor for him or her’. We were both finding it hard to contain our amusement. The lass behind the counter spotted this, and cheerfully quipped, “It’s ideal for a secret Santa - it’ll always be useful!”
Whilst I was sorely tempted, I chose not to buy it.
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Them yellow cubes from out of a proper old-school urinal are easy to sneak in and a better buzz than any modern chemical shit. Never done me any harm.


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Posted 14 November 2017 - 07:36 PM

I was at the chemist counter of Asda yesterday with my fiancée, whereby we spotted a suspicious looking device right at the front of the counter shelving. I can’t remember the exact wording on the box, but it was something to the effect of, ‘He or she wee pisspot with adaptor for him or her’. We were both finding it hard to contain our amusement. The lass behind the counter spotted this, and cheerfully quipped, “It’s ideal for a secret Santa - it’ll always be useful!”
Whilst I was sorely tempted, I chose not to buy it.


HA! Brilliant can’t wait for this
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Posted 14 November 2017 - 08:14 PM

We usually try to keep it shite-related, the more imaginative the better!

Although you will naturally know the identify of your Secret Santee so can do a forum Search and find something to make them smile :-)
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Posted 14 November 2017 - 08:30 PM

(unless they're on ignore. Awkward.)
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Posted 14 November 2017 - 10:06 PM

^ Who said that?  ;)


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Posted 14 November 2017 - 10:52 PM

I'm in too, if someone will explain the rules...
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Posted 15 November 2017 - 07:37 AM

I'm up for this
I'm sure I can find something suitably Eastern European shite....
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