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#1 OFFLINE   omegod

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Posted 10 November 2017 - 10:30 PM

It's getting near that time, should we/shouldn't we ?

 

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#2 OFFLINE   Brodders

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Posted 10 November 2017 - 10:52 PM

NOBODY SAY THE FUCKING C-WORD! IT IS THE 10TH OF NOVEMBER!




Now that is out of the way, I agree that it would probably be a good idea to get prepared for this. Who handled it last year?
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Posted 10 November 2017 - 11:06 PM

Xmas (see what I did there  ;)) is cancelled...lack of Interest and funds!!!


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Posted 10 November 2017 - 11:13 PM

Yes, the last few years have been done by Nyphur.

AS Santa has already been good to me so I'm in.

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#5 OFFLINE   Pillock

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Posted 10 November 2017 - 11:16 PM

I'm in.

#6 OFFLINE   AngusToledo

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Posted 10 November 2017 - 11:19 PM

I'm in. I see it more as an early summer present though. No C word here.

Them yellow cubes from out of a proper old-school urinal are easy to sneak in and a better buzz than any modern chemical shit. Never done me any harm.


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Posted 11 November 2017 - 12:15 AM

Although my brussels sprouts are already simmering gently in anticipation of the great day, once again I am out.
I am the bloke that always, always gets fucking socks and a shoddy note.

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#8 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 02:47 AM

I'm in, I already found something suitable* in the back of the garage!



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Posted 11 November 2017 - 08:23 AM

After last years cracking gift/s. I'm in as well

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 08:33 AM

I'm in


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Posted 11 November 2017 - 08:40 AM

I was thinking about this the other day. I'd be in again.
Not seen Nyphur for a little while.

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 08:50 AM

Although my brussels sprouts are already simmering gently in anticipation of the great day, once again I am out.
I am the bloke that always, always gets fucking socks and a shoddy note.


How unlucky to draw yourself all the time!

No I must admit I have fallen foul of such things on other sites, but last year's one was amazing!

I'm in.

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 09:01 AM

They had a S/S at a place I worked. All ex matlows..

A girl in admin got a 'Mars bar & a pack of jonnies' :(

.. stopped the next year.


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Posted 11 November 2017 - 12:01 PM

I helped last year, so I don't mind organising it this year (if required).


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#15 OFFLINE   mercrocker

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 12:05 PM

I hate Christmas and I don't believe in Santa. 

 

I like presents though. 

 

In.... 

 

 

 

 

EDIT...Why is it though that the merest mention of either going up the loft for the tree or going to town with Mrs R. for Teh Xmas Shit makes me fly  into a seasonal rage and I spend all December "humbugging" at work, yet I actually enjoy buying something for somebody I have never met, might not even like and which has to be posted?  

 

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#16 OFFLINE   Pillock

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 12:09 PM

I picked up a few bits and bobs earlier this year in the hope we were doing it. Depends who I get, obvs, as I like to make it relevant, but I didn't do bad out of it myself.

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 02:56 PM

I’m in

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#18 OFFLINE   Christine

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 04:21 PM

I'm in



#19 OFFLINE   gadgetgricey

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 04:24 PM

I'm game as well.


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Posted 11 November 2017 - 04:29 PM

If it goes ahead im in again this year
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#21 OFFLINE   brownnova

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 05:09 PM

I wasn't in the last twice... so count me in this year!

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 05:25 PM

Definitely in, I actually bought something at a car boot sale in July for this.

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 05:43 PM

Yes please

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 05:43 PM

I'm in.
However I have no need of socks, boxer shorts or a gimp mask as I have previously had these as secret santa gifts.
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Posted 11 November 2017 - 05:45 PM

I'm in (If it happens, Nyphur seems not to have been active since September).



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Posted 11 November 2017 - 06:10 PM

I'm in!

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 07:48 PM

OK, it's on.  Everyone please send me a PM with your AS name, 'real' name and contact address.  We'll set a deadline of approx. the end of the first week of December to allow for tedious practicalities.

 

Like we did last year, I'll ask one of you to take me and three others so I don't know who my Secret Santa is!


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Posted 11 November 2017 - 07:52 PM

Sent
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#29 OFFLINE   Louise2cv

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 08:01 PM

Is there a max spend?

#30 OFFLINE   Craig the Princess

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Posted 11 November 2017 - 08:07 PM

It has always been a fiver before. But I'm not sure it was stuck to religiously.
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