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#61 OFFLINE   egg

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 08:08 AM

Skoda Favorit converted to run on milk float batteries
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Posted 02 November 2017 - 08:31 AM

Something that's been left in a field?

Something from the reserve collection at Gaydon?
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Posted 02 November 2017 - 08:42 AM

I'm going for a Rialto or Robin, as Dollywobbler was eyeing them up a few months back.


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 08:56 AM

Should be at the new field of dreams around 10am.

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 09:00 AM

Pdi done by a personal friend too




Sorry for the thread derail - as you were

 

 

 

And complete with the first owner in a coffin.


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 09:48 AM

Di transit or 200tdi Landy and he could have pushrods and cambelts - unlucky

 

Not only that they buried the cambelt 15ft inside the front of the engine on the LRs, brilliant plan...



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Posted 02 November 2017 - 09:55 AM

1990's Mini with a Rover V8 over the back wheels, shag carpets, and a picture of the Hoff on the bonnet?


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 09:56 AM

1990's Mini with a Rover V8 over the back wheels, shag carpets, and a picture of the Hoff on the bonnet?

 

Why does my memory tell me those were normally built with a Renault transaxle?



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Posted 02 November 2017 - 10:07 AM

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 10:09 AM

Skoda Favorit converted to run on milk float batteries


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 10:09 AM

I reckon it's a Citroen BX14 Leader with no rear suspension.


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 10:13 AM

Old Sherpa V8?


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 11:07 AM

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 11:08 AM

Offal in the reg
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Posted 02 November 2017 - 11:35 AM

Sussex has been achieved. Google lied. It's a mere 160 miles from Dudley to here. I love cruise control.


Imo Dudley should be 160 miles or more from anywhere......
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Posted 02 November 2017 - 11:36 AM

I’m guessing old and French...Traction Avant maybe?


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 11:39 AM

Are we nearly there yet?
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Posted 02 November 2017 - 11:51 AM

I have heard that it is not French.


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 11:52 AM

If this is what it seems to be, I personally guarantee DW has won Autoshite pretty much for ever.
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Posted 02 November 2017 - 11:58 AM

I bet those things are just teases. How would he get them home in an LS400?
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Posted 02 November 2017 - 11:59 AM

If this is what it seems to be, I personally guarantee DW has won Autoshite pretty much for ever.

 

That would mean a Lonsdale YD41 / YD45.


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 12:18 PM

I bet those things are just teases. How would he get them home in an LS400?

Didn't he say he intends to get it running and drive it home? I wouldn't want to do Sussex to Wales in one of those but if he does that will be one hell of a collection!


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 12:18 PM

I don't know but it's been dragged out further than the reveal of a TV talent show winner.

Cut to the chase!
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Posted 02 November 2017 - 12:23 PM

Didn't he say he intends to get it running and drive it home?


NO he Fking didn't!

so there will not be a 'drive home' element to this.



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Posted 02 November 2017 - 12:24 PM

We're on tenterhooks here man

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 12:25 PM

I thought I was bad dragging one out, but it did span three countries and two bits of water.

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 12:25 PM

Over 2 hours since he arrived at the field. Is it metal detector time just to find it?


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 12:28 PM

I'm refreshing this more often than my breath.......... and I'm addicted to Tic-Tacs!

 

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Posted 02 November 2017 - 12:29 PM

I'm going for a walk to ease the tension. I may be some time.


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Posted 02 November 2017 - 12:32 PM

NO he Fking didn't!
 

Not today admittedly, but the OP does say this so there may be some driving involved at some point.

 


Plan is just to move said subject matter to a safe location, though my eventual dream is indeed to drive it back to Wales.

 

 

If it is what it seems to be, rather him than me!


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